Why did you pull me over officer?

Erh, you were going a little fast there, eh.

I couldn't have been doing more than 35 sir. In fact you were the one who didn't see me coming when you were supposed to yield at that stop sign back there.

Is that marijuana I smell? I can't search you, but be careful. It is illegal.

Thanks for caring more about the law than the safety of my passengers sir.

(Black Hummer H3T passes by) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!