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    1. Not the car battery, the key fob battery. ...

      Not the car battery, the key fob battery.

      Forget about the CCM. If the windows, radio, and fan all work, then there's probably nothing wrong with it. Besides, it would be enormously stupid for...
    2. Thread: caption this rock

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      Does this motorcycle make my ass look big?

      Does this motorcycle make my ass look big?
    3. Are you absolutely sure you didn't take it to a...

      Are you absolutely sure you didn't take it to a crack dealer? Was the technician wearing lots of makeup, an orange wig, very large shoes, and punctuate all his sentences with a bicycle horn??

      The...
    4. What kind of dealer did you take your car to? A...

      What kind of dealer did you take your car to? A crack dealer? Why, in the name of FSM would you need the CCM to be working for the car to start? :facepalm:

      Is it a slushbox? If so, did they check...
    5. Englishman builds giant ass to fart in France's general direction

      How is this not a thread already?

      http://www.cbc.ca/asithappens/mobile/touch/features/2014/07/23/british-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fart-at-france/
      ...
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      Mystery passenger-side coolant leak sounds...

      Mystery passenger-side coolant leak sounds suspiciously like a leaky coolant temp sender.
    7. So now America is literally going down the...

      So now America is literally going down the toilet....
    8. I don't know what's more disturbing: that you...

      I don't know what's more disturbing: that you asked, or that I know the answer.

      All the way, balls to waist. Twice. With one leg up on the bench, bent over to achieve maximum cheek-spread.
      ...
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      The structures have always gone up pretty...

      The structures have always gone up pretty quickly. It's all the other stuff that takes a long time - plumbing, wiring, HVAC, interior walls, floors, appliances etc. etc. etc. I doubt it will be...
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      Who hangs out in a bus shelter for an hour and a...

      Who hangs out in a bus shelter for an hour and a half? Is that really a problem in the Peg?
    11. Thread: Car will not start

      by O_o
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      I'd start with checking the state of the battery...

      I'd start with checking the state of the battery leads, before moving on to testing the alternator. With the engine running, you should have at least 13V. It should increase with engine speed to 14+,...
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      Lots of things can make an engine knock. Best...

      Lots of things can make an engine knock. Best case scenario is a bad tank of gas. Worst case is probably a big-end bearing.
    13. Jumper power to the fuel pump to see if it it's...

      Jumper power to the fuel pump to see if it it's working.
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      Would you say it's squeaking, or squealing? If...

      Would you say it's squeaking, or squealing? If it's squealing, then it's probably the belt: either it's worn, not tensioned properly, or a pulley is FUBARed. Try spraying some belt dressing on it. If...
    15. Thread: Fan running??

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      You probably want the 24v VR6 forum. Does it...

      You probably want the 24v VR6 forum.

      Does it have secondary air injection? If so, it's normal at start-up, but if it comes on after the engine has been running for more than a minute, then a...
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      He's not understanding you because you haven't...

      He's not understanding you because you haven't really explained what you mean by an Airmiles card. The kind of Airmiles card you're talking about doesn't exist in the US.

      So for our American...
    17. I just came to say that there's a guy at my gym...

      I just came to say that there's a guy at my gym who applies deodorant to his ass-crack.

      Stick, not spray.
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      FTFY. RIP, Rik... :(

      FTFY. RIP, Rik... :(
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      No campfires at the backcountry sites, except for...

      No campfires at the backcountry sites, except for ones on the beach, which can't be reserved. Also, IIRC, you can only burn firewood purchased in the park (you can't cut or use brushwood). Check the...
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      Gros Morne is spectacular. It would not be...

      Gros Morne is spectacular. It would not be entirely out of the ordinary, however, to spend a week on the Rock, at any time of the year, without catching a glimpse of the sun, so you should be...
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