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      I once sat next to Brian Dennehy on a airplane. ...

      I once sat next to Brian Dennehy on a airplane. We discussed his role in Gorky Park most of the flight. I had to poop several times on the flight.
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      I would love to go on a cruise organized by...

      I would love to go on a cruise organized by someone who uses " U" and "ur" in addition to a total lack of proper capitalization, sentence structure, or anything else. Go back to where ever your...
    3. So how do you wash your ass in the shower? Don't...

      So how do you wash your ass in the shower? Don't tell me you are rubbing a soapy hand around down there. That don't cut it.

      Oh, no washcloth = pubes in the soap.
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      When my father-in-law died, his transportation (...

      When my father-in-law died, his transportation ( he died out of state... while DRIVING no less) and cremation cost $1400. My mother-in-law kept in in a ziploc baggie for over 2 years until she found...
    5. I was just very inconsiderate of my co-workers. ...

      I was just very inconsiderate of my co-workers. VERY.
    6. I'm not sure where you work, but where I work,...

      I'm not sure where you work, but where I work, people live in their offices. Couches and easy chairs are common. People are here for way more than 8, and a way odd hours. Taking a crap at work is...
    7. Some folks get all anal( pun intended) about...

      Some folks get all anal( pun intended) about pre-shower ****ting. Thy like a nice clean ass.

      I like a nice clean ass too, but since my job does not involve hourly rim jobs, I really don't get...
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      ^Video is oddly arousing.

      ^Video is oddly arousing.
    9. I crap 2 times a day, at least. Big, normal...

      I crap 2 times a day, at least. Big, normal dumps. I like to do my dirty work at work. Why **** for free?
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      Just show the thread your penis. Stops 'em dead.

      Just show the thread your penis. Stops 'em dead.
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      I'm usually streaming old movies, Nat Geo shows,...

      I'm usually streaming old movies, Nat Geo shows, Histroy stuff and kids shows. I would pay at least 2X the regular Netflix monthly charge for an expanded catalog. Maybe 3X. I would also not be...
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      Only if I get to play gituar with a dildo.

      Only if I get to play gituar with a dildo.
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      I meditate for about 15min every morning in the...

      I meditate for about 15min every morning in the shower.
    14. Scour google images to find a picture of the person above you....

      :sly:
    15. ^^^Likes the Fresh Beat Band.

      ^^^Likes the Fresh Beat Band.
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      http://mnfilmtv.org/mndialog/wp-content/uploads/20...

      http://mnfilmtv.org/mndialog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jeff_goldblum.jpg

      This guy always keeps it Fly.
    17. Rabbi with a Hitler 'stach. That is a Mel...

      Rabbi with a Hitler 'stach.

      That is a Mel Brooks approved ( and perhaps Mel Gibson) classic!
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      http://media.thewho.com/non_secure/images/20071220...

      http://media.thewho.com/non_secure/images/20071220/70_who_all_in_a_row/70_who_all_in_a_row_640.jpg

      Who tha' **** are you?
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      Na, just trying to find my roots. Post counts...

      Na, just trying to find my roots. Post counts are for pussies.
    20. No, thats funny. They should have reversed...

      No, thats funny.

      They should have reversed the roles. That would have been funny.
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