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      I have an arts degree. I'm a millenial. I'm...

      I have an arts degree.

      I'm a millenial.

      I'm employed.

      I'm a crayon jockey.
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      My Dreidel has a first name, It's M-O-R-T-Y My...

      My Dreidel has a first name, It's M-O-R-T-Y
      My Dreidel has a second name is H-E-R-S-C-H-K-O-W-I-T-Z
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      How big of a piece of sh*t am I if I call in...

      How big of a piece of sh*t am I if I call in Jewish to Christmas 2016?
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      Remind everyone that the sweet oblivion of death...

      Remind everyone that the sweet oblivion of death is reliably waiting for them at the end of this long and winding road.
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      This has kinda hit my family too. My dad's been...

      This has kinda hit my family too. My dad's been gone for almost 12 years now, but my oldest brother has had an infowars sticker on his bumper (A lifted Ram diesel dually pickup) for 8 of those 12...
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      Running Scared was a weird movie.

      Running Scared was a weird movie.
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      The evil part of me is waiting for Efrie to come...

      The evil part of me is waiting for Efrie to come back in here in a few months and just let it all out.

      "Why didn't you warn me!?"
      "Why didn't you guys try to talk me out of this!"
      "Guys" (but...
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      Ok...I love her.

      Ok...I love her.
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      Sometimes my eyes hurt when I stare at Adobe...

      Sometimes my eyes hurt when I stare at Adobe Illustrator for too long.

      Guys?
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      Some of them though...

      Some of them though...
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      So. I've given the new Opeth album a lot of...

      So. I've given the new Opeth album a lot of listening time since I've worked 5 16+hour days this week.

      It's real good. They're real good. Swedes really know how to music.
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      Hayyyyy ...

      Hayyyyy

      http://officialhuskylovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hiiiii.png
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      Yes.

      Yes.
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      He's a photographer too! "Oh sorry, sexbomb,...

      He's a photographer too!

      "Oh sorry, sexbomb, I accidentally fell under your legs and my keys hit the shutter release. And my camera was on burst mode. Care for some sex?"
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      [QUOTE=Time for a GTI;101601785]Seriously. A...

      OOF. Similarly, I have a section of my tailbone still floating around the stern of the Old S.S. TDE. I was hopping off a concrete bleacher at an amphitheater and lost my footing. All 150-something...
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      :eek::eek::eek: That's horrifying. How the hell...

      :eek::eek::eek: That's horrifying. How the hell did you do that? A bad fall?

      I had a buddy who lacerated his spleen after landing ribs-first on a snowboarding rail and he was out of commission for...
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      3 medicinal edibles at work? F**kit. I deserve...

      3 medicinal edibles at work?

      F**kit. I deserve it. I got no spleen, Gene!
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      This is a good post and you should feel good about it.
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      Hmph. Well. This is why I do crayons.

      Hmph.

      Well. This is why I do crayons.
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      Yeah I'm out of there. I have yet to change a...

      Yeah I'm out of there. I have yet to change a single mind over the internet.

      In other news...I'm about to fire a project manager. He sent me about 34 texts last night at midnight, completely...
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