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      My dear, stupid friend: Once you suggest you...

      My dear, stupid friend:

      Once you suggest you have legal representation, whomever you are dealing with is more-or-less obligated to only deal with your attorney. Not you. Not to do so subverts...
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      Toyota Racing Development (TRD, pronounced "TURD"...

      Toyota Racing Development (TRD, pronounced "TURD" at best, "TARD" at worst) :laugh:
    3. [Car designer] Now, where did I put that French...

      [Car designer] Now, where did I put that French curve?

      [Assistant] That curvy-looking plastic thing? I threw it away.

      [Car designer] You idiot! I have to design this car by 8pm tonight... ...
    4. A dedicated Cadillac dealership would make sense...

      A dedicated Cadillac dealership would make sense only if they allow enough room between the display vehicles for wheelchair traffic to flow :wave:
    5. I will invest millions in this radical new...

      I will invest millions in this radical new technology, since it appears to be legitimate, proven, and ready for real-world marketing. These good people didn't let the mean ol' petroleum companies...
    6. As a resident of Italy 4-5 months out of the...

      As a resident of Italy 4-5 months out of the year, may I ask you to pass on my opinion to your friend?

      Oh, hell no.

      Within the warranty period, most Italian cars seem to do OK. Three-four...
    7. But they are. If you drive a Porsche already, you...

      But they are. If you drive a Porsche already, you trigger the recognition. If you're not, you wish you were. Brilliant use of recognition technology... :laugh:
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      Those that know, won't say. Those that say,...

      Those that know, won't say.

      Those that say, won't know.

      Hopeless question is hopeless.

      :laugh:
    9. Excellent move. Maybe this time, the affordable...

      Excellent move. Maybe this time, the affordable Cadillac will manage to finally kill the brand outright.

      http://assets.blog.hemmings.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/10/1983-C5207-0130-700x499.jpg
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      One of my older neighbors in Anzio has one, a...

      One of my older neighbors in Anzio has one, a rather ugly (to me) white-on-blue station wagon, and has had it since new in the late '60s. Calls it his "Dea," or "Goddess." The DS is one of the most...
    11. If they offered a removable tailgate cover a la...

      If they offered a removable tailgate cover a la Nissan Pulsar NX from days of yore... they would sell a ton more of 'em. Anyone remember these?
      ...
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      Those flying buttresses! The downforce on that...

      Those flying buttresses! The downforce on that beast must be incredible at speed... Any specs yet, or just the pictures?
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      Here as well, in all our cars when they need...

      Here as well, in all our cars when they need replacing (usually every couple of years). And the regular application of Rain-X on every square inch of outer glass and mirrors helps a ton, too, as the...
    14. All vehicle components, actually any system you...

      All vehicle components, actually any system you can think of, biological or mechanical, is in one of two states: Failing, or failed. All you can do is extrapolate existing data to predict the...
    15. This. Jesus. A battery tender for the cars we...

      This. Jesus. A battery tender for the cars we park more than a couple of weeks at a time, and done. Winter is not years long...
    16. First rule of Fight Club... :laugh:

      First rule of Fight Club...

      :laugh:
    17. Hardly a lib, you must be new here. Oh, West...

      Hardly a lib, you must be new here. Oh, West Virginia... Yeah, never mind. :wave:

      People who don't respect other's property shouldn't be trusted with any of it, I hardly think that's radical or...
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      Because it's much, much cheaper glass now. Not...

      Because it's much, much cheaper glass now. Not because it's quieter or better or stronger. I would file this under "decontenting," not "improvement."

      See here (long, but informative, read):
      ...
    19. I guess you wouldn't mind, then, if some waiter...

      I guess you wouldn't mind, then, if some waiter kid feels your wife's ass as he pulls out the chair for her... You don't see the big deal, right? :laugh:
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      Came to post this, leaving happy. Phoenix...

      Came to post this, leaving happy.


      Phoenix brought one of their EV trucks to Dallas to "introduce" them a few years ago, complete with totally-bored, disinterested celebrity spokesman Ed Begley...
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