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      I actually got the white Flight. It looks like an...

      I actually got the white Flight. It looks like an air freshener! The liner is softer than I thought it'd be. Not disappointed at all, just had different expectations.
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      Bought a fleshlight yesterday. It works just as...

      Bought a fleshlight yesterday. It works just as it says ;) Don't expect a video review anytime... Unless you want to "cover production expenses" :p
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      7194^-.00341 weight units. I honestly have no...

      7194^-.00341 weight units. I honestly have no idea... 8-ish pounds? Im guessing average, since both birth parents were military and therefore average. Im 5'10 and 230 pounds now.
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      They're gross. They bleed, they're moody, they...

      They're gross. They bleed, they're moody, they smell like bad fish, they're indecisive.
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      ZP, my name is Clark, btw ;)

      ZP, my name is Clark, btw ;)
    6. Wilson Audio. My neighbor is Dave Wilson.

      Wilson Audio. My neighbor is Dave Wilson.
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      Shots 1 and 2 (all I've got is a double shot...

      Shots 1 and 2 (all I've got is a double shot glass) of 100 proof moonshine. Yeah, I just shoot it. Im hoping to throw back a few more and pass the **** out. Why are guys such lying *******s sometimes?
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      Just be cool. When they ask what you've got going...

      Just be cool. When they ask what you've got going some night, you say "Oh, I'm going on a date. His names is Andrew."
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      I bet the Mk4/5/6 forums would have some great...

      I bet the Mk4/5/6 forums would have some great ideas for you...
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      I give him a... :thumbup:. Heres why: 1)...

      I give him a...

      :thumbup:.

      Heres why:
      1) Giving the middle finger to the IBC. Its trendy bull****. (except when hot college guys do it :p )
      2) ALS ****ing sucks. Donating (be it time, money,...
    11. I remember when you posted that on The Samba....

      I remember when you posted that on The Samba. #oldpeopleproblems :laugh:
    12. Gubbmint conspiracy, just like rainbows in the...

      Gubbmint conspiracy, just like rainbows in the water supply.


      http://youtu.be/_c6HsiixFS8
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      Because f*ck stance....

      Because f*ck stance.
      http://www.build-threads.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/142.jpg
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      Dating. It ****ing suuuuuuuucks. Dating and...

      Dating. It ****ing suuuuuuuucks.
      Dating and having ****ty self-image.
      Dating and being into a guy that says he's into you too, but having aforementioned self-image **** that keeps you from...
    15. Ill be there in my baller Volvo.

      Ill be there in my baller Volvo.
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      Waffle House! Im going to be penetrating and...

      Waffle House! Im going to be penetrating and probing the Denver area before too long to gorge myself on the WH.
    17. About 11 tonight on my home, on EB/NB 215, in...

      About 11 tonight on my home, on EB/NB 215, in Holladay/Olympus Cove, I got passed by a dark colored A6 wagon. Dude had his rear fogs on :rolleyes:, so I showed him my fogs, and he turned them off :)....
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      5 Hours. Pretty much nonstop. Goddamn I'm...

      5 Hours. Pretty much nonstop. Goddamn I'm exhausted. :cool:
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      This reminds me of calf roping and steer...

      This reminds me of calf roping and steer wrestling. The truck is the little calf and it finally gives up and tips over. :laugh:
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      Bangarang:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVmu6yttiw

      Ragga Bomb:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eJDTcDUQxQ
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