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    1. Oh, getting slapped with pizza is winning? Got...

      Oh, getting slapped with pizza is winning? Got it. :laugh:
    2. What planet are you from where getting slapped in...

      What planet are you from where getting slapped in the face with a slice of pizza and not doing anything makes you not look like a bitch?
    3. Well, shoe on the other foot, if I start a fight...

      Well, shoe on the other foot, if I start a fight and am enough of an ******* to just, up and turn my back and take a seat, I deserve whatever I get.
    4. Do you box with your knuckles facing your...

      Do you box with your knuckles facing your opponent? You one of those guys who thinks fighting styles with kicks are dirty and not playing fair? :laugh:

      Dude already declared a fight when he...
    5. Word. Only thing better than what happened would...

      Word. Only thing better than what happened would be if the slapee wrapped a slice of everything pizza around his fist and knocked that ****face out.
    6. Delicate or not, **** that guy. IDK what was...

      Delicate or not, **** that guy. IDK what was going through dude's head, but if I slapped Simone with a pizza slice, I'd expect a high probability of a fight following.
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      Not to pick nits, but Ducati does about it being...

      Not to pick nits, but Ducati does about it being an "L" vs a V.
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      Titty sprinkles.

      Titty sprinkles.
    9. I had it explained to me like this. Really can't...

      I had it explained to me like this. Really can't vouch for the veracity of the story, though: Some dudes were being douchey to an acquaintance and his lady friend. Guy goes up to douches and...
    10. Damn... We got to ride bikes without dorky...

      Damn... We got to ride bikes without dorky helmets, these 90s kids get to pound out their hot teachers. Life's not fair, sometimes. :(


      EDIT: Except that last one.
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      Totally. Because no one ever bought a cheap, well...

      Totally. Because no one ever bought a cheap, well maintained, interesting, older car and put new wheels on it. :beer:
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      That only works for white people.

      That only works for white people.
    13. Thread: Audi R8.. wow

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      Yaaaaaaaaasssss.

      Yaaaaaaaaasssss.
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      Still available?

      Still available?
    15. A former coworker and some other guys worked on...

      A former coworker and some other guys worked on this a few years back. It was originally conceptualized as a reality show, but it was never picked up. It was re-cut as a documentary.

      It's set...
    16. Whoa, whoa! Let's not get crazy. When I'm at...

      Whoa, whoa! Let's not get crazy. When I'm at work and do what I'm supposed to, no one sends a mass email saying that they are proud of me.

      **** is this proud of Florida nonsense?...
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      Poll: I don't think I could ever not be annoyed by...

      I don't think I could ever not be annoyed by driving on the wrong side of a car on the right side of the road.
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      :beer:
    19. Young. 65 years young. :P I have no issue...

      Young. 65 years young. :P

      I have no issue with his decision either. Both are awesome.
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      IDK, I would just attribute this to the eventual...

      IDK, I would just attribute this to the eventual demeanor of everyone eventually, what with the preponderance of DCTs being made. :P
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