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      most bacteria doesn't grow in cold water.

      most bacteria doesn't grow in cold water.
    2. but maybe he wants those babybackbabybackbabyback...

      but maybe he wants those babybackbabybackbabyback ribs.
    3. I love Fridays! :laugh:

      I love Fridays! :laugh:
    4. i try not to get angry at cheap eateries. after...

      i try not to get angry at cheap eateries. after years of them unable to produce a correct order, i'm giddy when the order is right. plus, i know i sound horrible in the speaker, since i have voice...
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      Police Officer Nick Angle wouldn't put up with...

      Police Officer Nick Angle wouldn't put up with this business. Even if it was those dirty Frenchy Canadians.
    6. do you play xbox live? if so, it should hardly...

      do you play xbox live? if so, it should hardly come as a surprise.
    7. oh hush. you canucks think you're so special,...

      oh hush. you canucks think you're so special, with your healthcare, your precious hockey, and continued reliance on extraneous vowels.

      :P
    8. that s**t ain't gonna work in a real fire. :sly:...

      that s**t ain't gonna work in a real fire. :sly:

      i thought these would have been smart kids. get a fire with heat and not lighter fluid.

      :rolleyes:
    9. places that have silverware on the table are...

      places that have silverware on the table are upscale to some.
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      i know, right? we gave women the right to vote...

      i know, right? we gave women the right to vote when our country was "sober." it also increased violence and birthed the NFA of 1934. And great quote here:

      bravo, gov't. bravo.

      i, however, hate...
    11. he figured it out. thought she was just tan, then...

      he figured it out. thought she was just tan, then November rolled around...

      we have a fantastic shortage of politeness and consideration in this country. why? bad parenting and poor education....
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      'mericans. we're pretty lax when it comes to...

      'mericans. we're pretty lax when it comes to exact definitions. see: Glock, AK-47, WMDs, "is"
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      lol. verboten... verbatim... somebody's got a...

      lol. verboten... verbatim... somebody's got a case of the Fridays! :laugh:
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      https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8091954688/hD2513216/

      https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8091954688/hD2513216/
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      what do you have against inflammatory writing? do...

      what do you have against inflammatory writing? do you not own a thesaurus? you anti-thesaurite!
      ...
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      hmu = hit me up apparently he likes it rough,...

      hmu = hit me up

      apparently he likes it rough, too.

      his safe word is probably "Baywatch" or "Hasselhoff."
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      they released the pic of the maintenance worker:...

      they released the pic of the maintenance worker:

      http://www.tribute.ca/tribute_objects/images/movies/Rise_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes/riseoftheplanetoftheapes9.jpg

      and monkey owner:...
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      that poor idiot. putting "it" on a pedestal....

      that poor idiot.

      putting "it" on a pedestal. :banghead:

      can we now remove teflon from cooking and food-prep surfaces?
    19. well his user name is pentaxshooter... so... ...

      well his user name is pentaxshooter... so...


      :P

      it's amazing how close one can come to serious injury. and hopefully pentax has purchased lottery tickets.
    20. have you ever heard of Harry Stamper? ...

      have you ever heard of Harry Stamper?


      :laugh:

      got my amazon orders delivered today. so i'll probably be cleaning a spot in the garage for it. or it sits in the trunk. hmm... dilemma.
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