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    1. Lower it.

      Lower it.
    2. I find keeping a few road sodas on hand in the...

      I find keeping a few road sodas on hand in the car helps take the edge of other people's stupidity off.
    3. Width of wheel doesnt contribute to wide "feel"....

      Width of wheel doesnt contribute to wide "feel". Only mad tyte lip does.
    4. http://up-ship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04...

      http://up-ship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/whothehellcares.jpg
    5. Basically just a well-paid internship

      Basically just a well-paid internship
    6. Well ****, looks like Aston Martin is going to...

      Well ****, looks like Aston Martin is going to lose a lot of TCL business over this bungle. Literally tens of dollars pissed away.
    7. My guinea pig is sick. Which one of you ****s is...

      My guinea pig is sick. Which one of you ****s is gonna make a casserole out of it and feed it to me?

      Like a momma bird.
    8. http://s3.gamefreaks.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011...

      http://s3.gamefreaks.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Scott.png
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      Don't be an idiot. The press-release said it was...

      Don't be an idiot. The press-release said it was a mid-engined diesel, two cylinder with three-wheel drive.
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      Like every problem in her life, it was nothing a...

      Like every problem in her life, it was nothing a little slobber in her mitt and rubbing couldn't resolve
    11. Can you believe my local dealer wants $1,500 OVER...

      Can you believe my local dealer wants $1,500 OVER MSRP as a market adjustment for one of these :eek:
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      Another successful Nuieve trolling. Rummages his...

      Another successful Nuieve trolling. Rummages his dick around in the common sense automotive bee hive, and then never returns to see the damage he's wrought.
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      You've impressed this thread with your shapes....

      You've impressed this thread with your shapes. Hot dog. Igloo. Hot dog. Igloo. Hot dog. Hot dog. Igloo.
    14. Best way to know is to plug it the **** in

      Best way to know is to plug it the **** in
    15. No. But I farted my way out of an elevator once....

      No. But I farted my way out of an elevator once.

      Unless you were seriously white-knighting for BestBuy and needed a more serious answer to my very sincere comment.
    16. I prefer to do my shopping at BestBuy after...

      I prefer to do my shopping at BestBuy after they've closed for the same reason
    17. Because it's white

      Because it's white
    18. Andrew nailed it. The new 1-series is 17' long.

      Andrew nailed it. The new 1-series is 17' long.
    19. Basically the same.

      Basically the same.
    20. Appears to be S40 :confused:

      Appears to be S40 :confused:
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