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      Worst company ever. Can't even spell cake...

      Worst company ever. Can't even spell cake correctly.
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      :( R.I.P. Mr. Spock

      :(

      R.I.P. Mr. Spock
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      No way! I just got in from working all...

      No way! I just got in from working all night:banghead:

      R.I.P. Spock:(
    4. More snow this Sunday night, and from what I hear...

      More snow this Sunday night, and from what I hear something substantial Wednesday as well:mad:

      Going for the record!
    5. My Jack Russell had to be put down back in May of...

      My Jack Russell had to be put down back in May of 2013. He was on Purina Beneful, no way I could ever prove it caused his death though.

      Only 11 years old :(
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      Finally refinanced my house last night on the...

      Finally refinanced my house last night on the phone with my mortgage lender. I've been "stuck" at 6% since inception with Countrywide back in 2006, then turned down for a refi with BOA after they...
    7. WOW:eek:

      WOW:eek:
    8. Damn it! Cross secret sex dungeon off the...

      Damn it! Cross secret sex dungeon off the list:banghead:
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      A beanie...yay:sly: ...

      A beanie...yay:sly:

      http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WTlqI3pfL._SY300_.jpg
    10. I'd go for full on oral... (nohomo) :sly:

      I'd go for full on oral...

      (nohomo)

      :sly:
    11. I've always found it difficult to talk a woman...

      I've always found it difficult to talk a woman into taking a butt injection...
    12. Hannaford Norwell had a huge ice sheet slide off...

      Hannaford Norwell had a huge ice sheet slide off the roof Thursday and shear the main gas line going into the building. The whole plaza was evacuated.
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      So I see that this one girl from New Jersy...

      So I see that this one girl from New Jersy checked out my profile on Match...:what:

      http://pictures.match.com/photos/800/421/031c1196-40b2-e411-9f6c-68b5996cf49a.jpeg
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      There is this girl named Amber that I know that...

      There is this girl named Amber that I know that looks just like her:eek:
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      Son of

      http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MhRSzOEtOsY/UH3SLjBRhAI/AAAAAAAAei0/JPiKBGj4kFM/s1600/2.jpg

      And related to...
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    16. It's all fun and games until the oil runs dry.

      It's all fun and games until the oil runs dry.
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      http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/ae4/b42/571/resized/p...

      http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/ae4/b42/571/resized/poor-kanye-meme-generator-damn-north-did-you-fart-in-there-9eb694.jpg...
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      We're just people, people who need people. ...

      We're just people, people who need people.

      Plus, how could you resist this face? That's right, you can't

      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/F6M13/Me_zpse250b278.jpg
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      Damn straight! I can't wait to throw a $15 New...

      Damn straight! I can't wait to throw a $15 New York strip on the grill again, just got to wait until the 5 foot snow drifts and every other day blizzards stop:banghead:
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      Valentine's Day was also my ex-wife's birthday as...

      Valentine's Day was also my ex-wife's birthday as well. Thought it was pretty unique, and presented some challenges. Now she's just a whore!
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