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    1. Bwahahahahahahahhaha Sorry!...

      Bwahahahahahahahhaha

      Sorry! :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
    2. Oh hello ! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

      Oh hello ! :eek::eek::eek::eek:
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      Please, do try to keep it original and for Pete's...

      Please, do try to keep it original and for Pete's sake do NOT plasti-dip it.
    4. About time someone has brought more freedom to...

      About time someone has brought more freedom to Texas and Alaska.
    5. You do still refer to your past presidents as...

      You do still refer to your past presidents as "Mr. President", don't you ? That was the case last time I checked.
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      It is full of nutcases but most are not...

      It is full of nutcases but most are not religious. Having lived in both countries I can attest that it nothing compared to the good ol' US of A. :P
    7. No, not Obama. Oh sorry, I didn't realise your...

      No, not Obama. Oh sorry, I didn't realise your attention span doesn't go beyond past 2 elections.
    8. So are you telling me that the grass is not...

      So are you telling me that the grass is not greener on "the other side of the camp" ?
    9. Does that matter ? Even your president doesn't...

      Does that matter ? Even your president doesn't know the difference.
    10. And Christians have been murdering, kidnapping...

      And Christians have been murdering, kidnapping innocent people all for the name of some idiotic fairy tale for hundreds of years. These days you invade other countries either directly or indirectly...
    11. "Are you sure you washed your hands ?" "Yes, I...

      "Are you sure you washed your hands ?"
      "Yes, I did".

      5 minutes later:

      "You did wash your hands, right ?"
      "Yes, yes... I did wash my hands"

      10 minutes:
    12. "We" ? I find it astounding how a bunch of...

      "We" ? I find it astounding how a bunch of retarded obese rednecks who can't even drive or find their own country on the map think they have a right of invading other countries. Who the fvk do you...
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      Congratulations! Good luck with the old...

      Congratulations!


      Good luck with the old lady! (Yes, I know. :P)
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      Lego Movie. Fell asleep during the first 5...

      Lego Movie.

      Fell asleep during the first 5 minutes (my own fault. should've have drank that hot chocolate before the film).

      Other than that, a lot of fun!! :D
    15. Yup. Assos are supposed to be dogs bollocks when...

      Yup. Assos are supposed to be dogs bollocks when it comes to comfort.

      Also, Rapha makes incredibly good bib shorts. Just make sure you get "Classic" one as "Super lightweight" while very...
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      Wow, what a score!! :eek: That check engine...

      Wow, what a score!! :eek:

      That check engine light is an awesome touch! :D :D :D
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      Agreed. Nothing gets appreciated by a bike shop...

      Agreed. Nothing gets appreciated by a bike shop staff more than a box of doughnuts and/or a six pack. They LOVE that sh!t. :D :D
    18. Innocent things your spouse does that drives YOU nuts.

      After reading all this I've come to a realization that my wife is an angel. Wonder if it's because we don't have a dishwasher ?

      She never lets me finish the sentence though and never ever ever...
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      Oh mate! Google his name.

      Oh mate!

      Google his name.
    20. Goodfellas ?

      Goodfellas ?
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