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    1. Thread: Iran

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      iMtoo Thanks to all who have served, and may...

      iMtoo

      Thanks to all who have served, and may all who have given the ultimate sacrifice, find eternal peace.
      Your watch is complete. You are relieved.
    2. This thread needs some Old School Bloom County...

      This thread needs some Old School Bloom County
      http://www.thecomicstrips.com/properties/bloom/art_images/cg501b42497ce4a.jpg
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      That Italian cruise ship captain got out of...

      That Italian cruise ship captain got out of prison already?:eek:
    4. You didn't fold down the back seats? Man that...

      You didn't fold down the back seats?
      Man that was serious cubic footage back there.

      My mom drove a '76 Pinto.
      My best friends sister gave me my 1st hummer in that hatchback.
      Oh yeah.;):cool::D
    5. Have patience. Dees tings take time.

      Have patience. Dees tings take time.
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      ^Ya know Vw vw vw vW. I like you as a fellow...

      ^Ya know Vw vw vw vW. I like you as a fellow poster here in Offtopicstan, peoples democratic republic of... But I am NeVaR visiting your part of the world.
      Most of the stuff posted here is...
    7. He's hindu, he'll be back.

      He's hindu, he'll be back.
    8. I can't think of a dumber prank to pull, but I...

      I can't think of a dumber prank to pull, but I have to admit, the outcome here, is pretty funny.
    9. Only if it puts on a leather jacket, and...

      Only if it puts on a leather jacket, and Gargoyles, and starts gunning down innocent possums that may have an effect on the future.
    10. We're talking prostitution, not prison visits,...

      We're talking prostitution, not prison visits, but that's a good one.

      Roadhead by the Sea, works good too.
    11. Over/under on "Angry robot" being referred to as...

      Over/under on "Angry robot" being referred to as a sex move within 2 pages?:laugh:
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      It's not right to try and Jockey for top spot...

      It's not right to try and Jockey for top spot with all these puns.
      This really is a sad example of picking the low hanging Fruit of the Loom.
    13. I propose some new names. Skankburg. Slutston...

      I propose some new names.
      Skankburg.
      Slutston Heights.
      Walker Street.
      Goatse Park.

      The list could be endless.:laugh:
    14. As long as the sick f**k is dead and decomposing...

      As long as the sick f**k is dead and decomposing at the bottom of the ocean somewhere, who cares how he got that way?

      Next story please. This one is boring.
    15. Why?

      Why?
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      Open shirt, and hot boxing a car, isn't the same...

      Open shirt, and hot boxing a car, isn't the same as banging.
      Besides...Florida. What do you expect?

      http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-principal-weed-arrest-20150507-story.html
      ...
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      FAIL Funny, but "fabricating a falsehood" would...

      FAIL
      Funny, but "fabricating a falsehood" would be correct.

      Just sayin'.
    18. You have a story. I know you have a...

      You have a story.
      I know you have a story.:popcorn:
    19. Everything you typed makes absolutely perfect...

      Everything you typed makes absolutely perfect sense.

      One tiny problem though.

      No one put a gun to those two guys heads and forced them to attempt what they did.
      They made that choice on their...
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      1. No 2. No 3. Depends on what music he was...

      1. No
      2. No
      3. Depends on what music he was downloading.
      A. Nickleback and/or Justin Bieber. Empty a magazine, reload, empty again, reload cover your target.
      B. Anything OT approved. No
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