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      Did your old man come over in the Benz to laugh...

      Did your old man come over in the Benz to laugh and take pics?:P
    2. My commute runs through such a notorious speed...

      My commute runs through such a notorious speed trap that my first thought is 'how?'. - its the usual suspects, young drivers and people from out of the area.:(
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      ...basically an E30.. :laugh:

      ...basically an E30.. :laugh:
    4. CLFOTD- Future domestic disturbance edition

      http://binghamton.craigslist.org/cto/4899010476.html :laugh:

      (This is what I have to work with, folks...:facepalm:)
    5. What is 'Any former Land Rover owner', Alex?

      What is 'Any former Land Rover owner', Alex?
    6. Such a delicate little flower....:( Let's add...

      Such a delicate little flower....:(
      Let's add 'thin skinned, status seeking, self-aggrandizing know-nothings to the list of known BMW/Mini owner qualities as well, shall we?:facepalm:
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      Small, utility bodied, selectable AWD (w/manually...

      Small, utility bodied, selectable AWD (w/manually lockable hubs) with an inline 4 cylinder IDI diesel (suction-type, piston injector pump), and 5 speed manual internally shifted transmission. Rollup...
    8. Nearly a 'trollgasm', at that!:D

      Nearly a 'trollgasm', at that!:D
    9. ...and even I know enough to not buy a Mini.;)

      ...and even I know enough to not buy a Mini.;)
    10. Dumbass. We're not talking '1960'. Cars NOW are...

      Dumbass. We're not talking '1960'. Cars NOW are not as good as they were in the 1980's, or 90's as far as well maintained longevity from 'best practices' manufacturers. They are going BACKWARDS.
    11. Seriously, cut the dose dude- you're all over the...

      Seriously, cut the dose dude- you're all over the place..:rolleyes:
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      http://www.johncoxart.com/RotsaRuck.jpg Preese...

      http://www.johncoxart.com/RotsaRuck.jpg

      Preese be shuyah to measha aww costs by rangra' ekrivarents!:facepalm:
    13. ....to the other BMW clientele.

      ....to the other BMW clientele.
    14. Easily explained. Just like all BMW fanboi driver...

      Easily explained. Just like all BMW fanboi driver measurements, there is a 'reality adjustment'- you and your wife are 5'3" and 5'5" respectively, and your children are Yorkies.
    15. How old are you? You're either ignorant or...

      How old are you? You're either ignorant or delusional....
    16. This car in red used to make me want to touch...

      This car in red used to make me want to touch myself in nasty ways- the red 'Ho lights' in the footwells were a trigger.
      http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5186/5660582036_e2a56746bd.jpg

      ....the high...
    17. Yup, you're right; modern cars suck ass....

      Yup, you're right; modern cars suck ass. Emissions requirements, mpg concerns, and modern 'design vs. testing' paradigms have created a plethora of bad cars. We can talk financing models and...
    18. Pleased, to be sure; the Mini range is for the...

      Pleased, to be sure; the Mini range is for the serious BMW douchebag who thinks he wants a smaller, less conspicuous car with all the reliability and functional limitations of said douchebag car...
    19. All current Mini products win my award for least...

      All current Mini products win my award for least usable interior space/exterior volume ratio. It's like some sort of magic trick....:thumbdown:
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      Any non-stock offset is going to mess with the...

      Any non-stock offset is going to mess with the front end- Tie rods, ball joints and bearings take it the worst, but, ya know, cooooool.
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