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      My 3 1/2 year old has discovered butt/fart humor....

      My 3 1/2 year old has discovered butt/fart humor. He likes to play "fart tag" where he'll run up behind me and pat my butt, make a fart noise, then run away giggling. :laugh:
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      I love my bells and whistles. Smart key ...

      I love my bells and whistles.

      Smart key

      Ventilated/Heated Seats with Memory

      Dual Zone Climate

      Remote Start (turns on the ventilated seats on a hot day :thumbup:)
    3. Scalia's full dissent: ...

      Scalia's full dissent:

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIb1OwYUsAAqk7o.png:large
    4. This decision defiles the sanctity of Newt...

      This decision defiles the sanctity of Newt Gingrich's 3rd marriage!
    5. Congrats! :laugh: ...

      Congrats! :laugh:


      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtgY1q0J_TQ
    6. The only way I would see these costing that much...

      The only way I would see these costing that much is a fully loaded JCW version.
    7. Yeah, 2015 is the first year for the Cooper...

      Yeah, 2015 is the first year for the Cooper Hardtop 4-door. My wife has always liked Minis, but because of a basement rec room addition by previous owners, our garage on her side is very short. Her...
    8. The Cooper S is 56.1" while the GTI is 57.8"...

      The Cooper S is 56.1" while the GTI is 57.8" tall. :confused:




      She is extremely happy. She comes home every day and talks about how much she loves driving her car. :thumbup:
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      I've spent a lot of time in Red Lodge. Many days...

      I've spent a lot of time in Red Lodge. Many days skiing and my parents had a condo there back in the day.

      I think we drove out to the Grizzly Bar once when I was a kid but I barely remember it.
    10. I'd love to move back to Seattle, so buy me the...

      I'd love to move back to Seattle, so buy me the house of my choice and I'm good. :thumbup:
    11. Little of both. She's 5'2" and yes, the Mini is...

      Little of both. She's 5'2" and yes, the Mini is bigger than it used to be.



      She visited Kennesaw, but they didn't have what she was looking for. As it is, she got the car below invoice. I'm...
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      SHINY AND CHROME! WITNESS ME! :laugh: ...

      SHINY AND CHROME!

      WITNESS ME!

      :laugh:


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      This needs to be quoted and saluted. ...

      This needs to be quoted and saluted.

      http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/qKPQS7J.gif

      As an aficionado of tig ol' bitties, you have my respect, sir.

      My wife is a EE cup, and God bless 'em.
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      Oh man, watching The Newsroom and she starts...

      Oh man, watching The Newsroom and she starts speaking Japanese. Hhnnnnnnnnggggggg.
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      It looks like a Hot Wheels car, but I like it...

      It looks like a Hot Wheels car, but I like it anyway.
    16. The no-tilt wheel is a non-starter for us tall...

      The no-tilt wheel is a non-starter for us tall guys too. I sat in one at the dealership and could barely fit my legs under the wheel. 1" of tilt would have made all the difference. :(
    17. He's 3 1/2 and full of attitude. :D Road trip...

      He's 3 1/2 and full of attitude. :D

      Road trip report: We drove the 1.5 hours to Auburn to visit my parents on Saturday. Wife did the driving, I rode shotgun.

      Pros:
      The sport seats are very...
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      Where in Montana? I grew up in Billings. I'm...

      Where in Montana? I grew up in Billings.

      I'm sorry for the reason for your trip, but at least it's a beautiful place to visit.
    19. I've ignored every movie the Rock has been in,...

      I've ignored every movie the Rock has been in, and it's worked out well. :thumbup:
    20. So buy a Prius. :laugh: You know how I...

      So buy a Prius. :laugh:



      You know how I know you've never set foot in any performance variant of Charger? :rolleyes:



      Sounds like a personal issue. Maybe try seeing a therapist.
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