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      A friend of mine had one of these in high school....

      A friend of mine had one of these in high school. Well, it was his dad's. He got in a fairly minor frontal collision, and there were some scary crease lines on the roof. The thing got repaired...
    2. Not enough balls in the SAAB venture, I reckon. ...

      Not enough balls in the SAAB venture, I reckon. Team Sauber SAAB F1. Couldn't fail.
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      I test drove a brand new Medallion wagon. It was...

      I test drove a brand new Medallion wagon. It was a nice car, but it didn't compel me enough to masturbate in one.
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      No "wood plow" jokes yet?

      No "wood plow" jokes yet?
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      R A P E On the same page, no less. ...

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      On the same page, no less. :laugh:
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      An honest-to-god Ewok as I live and breathe....

      An honest-to-god Ewok as I live and breathe. :laugh:
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      Wait until they find out how pervasive and...

      Wait until they find out how pervasive and terrible an enemy body odour is.
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      Gumpert.

      Gumpert.
    9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhVmObjs2SU

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhVmObjs2SU
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      I'd fist the leather pouch alright. :thumbup:

      I'd fist the leather pouch alright. :thumbup:
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      Now you know how African Americans feel.

      Now you know how African Americans feel.
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      I have fond memories of when these were brand...

      I have fond memories of when these were brand spanking new. I masturbated in one of these at a dealership.
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      Hyphenated names sound so pretentious. It's...

      Hyphenated names sound so pretentious. It's right up there with [poorly] phonetically-spelled names that make people point and say "THAT is why stereotypes exist."
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      I don't think it was supposed to get the 3.4.

      I don't think it was supposed to get the 3.4.
    15. I love the C7 Z06 and the numbers it puts down,...

      I love the C7 Z06 and the numbers it puts down, but given the number of engine failures on the base C7, it does cause concern for long-term longevity of the engine.
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      It looks like they've had a tracheotomy. I...

      It looks like they've had a tracheotomy. I haven't had a tracheotomy. I find that offensive.
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      I dunno, I giggled at a couple of them.

      I dunno, I giggled at a couple of them.
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      Payton Manning looks pretty young there.

      Payton Manning looks pretty young there.
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      Fair dinkums. :thumbup: And quoted large...

      Fair dinkums. :thumbup:

      And quoted large picture to piss folks off. :p
    20. Wouldn't you also be a pompous ass if your name...

      Wouldn't you also be a pompous ass if your name was a bunch of random vowels and consonants that was pronounced as Chubby Clitoris?
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