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      Vegan? Pfft, Bill's on tour like the Rolling...

      Vegan? Pfft, Bill's on tour like the Rolling Stones in the 70's. Banging random political groupie chicks, doing lines of blow off hookers' bellies.
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      Just checking in...I only meet women at work...

      Just checking in...I only meet women at work anymore; they're either too young and dumb as bricks or if they're old enough for me to relate to they're either married or haggard-looking and have five...
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      Yeah, odd. I recently started going through...

      Yeah, odd. I recently started going through coolant rapidly, but no leak is apparent, although I'm leaking a tiny bit of oil. Didn't even think about the heater being on a lot.
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      I mean that she violated the law because she...

      I mean that she violated the law because she believes the law only applies to the little people. See also: Clinton Global Initiative/Foundation slush fund. Who pays a few hundred K to hear Chelsea...
    5. Yep, Tarzan Boy. Did you know Rush Limbaugh uses...

      Yep, Tarzan Boy. Did you know Rush Limbaugh uses that song as bumper music? Oh, and I like pretty much everything by Duran Duran. Full disclosure, I'm a total metal head who also digs classical music.
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      I was in Army MI...we were told that merely...

      I was in Army MI...we were told that merely mentioning what clearance levels actually existed was grounds for Article 15 punishment, if not court martial. Now you have people on the news talking...
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      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1020566744...

      https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10205667446992341&set=a.3141230696585.2121737.1439478183&type=3

      Meh. But I'm from Mass, originally.
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      License plate CSBs from my town: metallic green...

      License plate CSBs from my town: metallic green Saab tagged as "WASAABI" and this one:
      ...
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      So I got a letter from the Office of Personnel...

      So I got a letter from the Office of Personnel Management today. Turns out that my personal info was compromised in that big data breach, because I had a full FBI background investigation pursuant to...
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      Duke: The lights are growing dim, Otto. I know a...

      Duke: The lights are growing dim, Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

      Otto: That's bullsh*t. You're a white suburban...
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      Funny part is that HR couldn't just say "Dude,...

      Funny part is that HR couldn't just say "Dude, WTF is wrong with you?" They had to launch a full scale investigation to make sure he wasn't looking at kiddie porn or something similarly nasty.
    12. My only question is: what were they really...

      My only question is: what were they really planning? With all the bombs and ammo, looks like they were planning a major strike, and that the San Bernadino shootup was an ad hoc action sparked off by...
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      I've been told I have an extremely calming voice...

      I've been told I have an extremely calming voice over the radio, like your mellow airline pilot telling you we'll be cruising at an altitude of 20,000 feet, and that the weather in Fort Myers is a...
    14. True. I am currently in touch via FB with dozens...

      True. I am currently in touch via FB with dozens of old Army buddies. (I got out in 1989) Old pictures and new pictures abound. "This is me on the Thunder Run through downtown Baghdad." "This is me...
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      Good friend of mine at A to Z is in HR. She had...

      Good friend of mine at A to Z is in HR. She had to deal with a guy today who was looking at porn on a workplace computer. Not at his desk (he's an order picker) but at one of the "public"...
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      Back to the CSB: my dad is awesome. Remember when...

      Back to the CSB: my dad is awesome. Remember when the Mars Rover opened up its pizza box and crawled out on to the Martian landscape? Well, they needed a special cable connector that would deliver...
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      Today I got certified on the pallet wrapping...

      Today I got certified on the pallet wrapping machine on the ship dock. Already looking for "volunteers" to stand on a pallet and get the King Tut treatment. :laugh:
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      You're both right, take it easy. I go to Wawa...

      You're both right, take it easy. I go to Wawa almost every day, either on the way to work or on the way back home. The touchscreen beats the heck out of trying to shout your order to the guy at...
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      Ha. We're on 11 hour shifts at A to Z, and...

      Ha. We're on 11 hour shifts at A to Z, and because I'm a manager now, I'm working 12 hour shifts. Gotta be there a half-hour early to set up the shift, leave a half-hour late to do clean up and run...
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      Okay, I skipped ahead a few pages, so feel free...

      Okay, I skipped ahead a few pages, so feel free to scold if the point has been made already.

      No GOP candidate has called for anyone at Planned Parenthood to be murdered because they do bad things...
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