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      Poll: I don't thing meth was in play in this incident,...

      I don't thing meth was in play in this incident, hillbilly woman was too plump to be a meth head. Im going to go with "Inbreeding" this time.
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      Big underwater things freak me right the hell...

      Big underwater things freak me right the hell out. Stuff like this. Its 800' tall, but only about 150' are above the water:
      http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ship/images/spars-image2.jpg
    3. No one has said Rolls-Royce.

      No one has said Rolls-Royce.
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      Maybe he didn't want to draw attention to his...

      Maybe he didn't want to draw attention to his truck... bro. ;)
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      So i need some drink recs for Singles Day. 1)...

      So i need some drink recs for Singles Day. 1) Something that will get me smashed quickly in the morning(lets say 9ish), but wear off about 2:30 so I can drive to work. 2) Something that will get me...
    6. It seems to me that just about everything is a...

      It seems to me that just about everything is a delicacy in China. Squid dick? Delicacy. Wolf nipple chips? Delicacy. Racoon? Mutha****in' DELICACY, bitches!
    7. Have you done a good old fashioned tune up on it...

      Have you done a good old fashioned tune up on it yet? Air filter, plugs (good luck getting to them), oil change, plug wires if its got them.
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      Valentines Day? Liquor for me, bottle of lube for...

      Valentines Day? Liquor for me, bottle of lube for my hand. :heart:
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      Close, it was the 3.3 out of the SVX, had the...

      Close, it was the 3.3 out of the SVX, had the weird/cool IRIS intake system, dual/paired throttle bodies... It sounded mean as hell :cool: Everything was great about it except the oil pan and pickup...
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      85 Vanagon: - 82 - 105 - 230 - 230 99...

      85 Vanagon:
      - 82
      - 105
      - 230
      - 230

      99 Passat (1.8t)
      - 150

      04 Volvo XC70
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      About to enjoy a double shower beer. :cool:

      About to enjoy a double shower beer. :cool:
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      If the OP pulls this off I'll "eat" a handful of...

      If the OP pulls this off I'll "eat" a handful of my own "poop". Close enough? :p
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      Jesus appeared at :40 as a burning bush.

      Jesus appeared at :40 as a burning bush.
    14. This. I was leaving Park City to come down...

      This. I was leaving Park City to come down Parley's Canyon to SLC this past summer, some asshat in his Maranello crept up to about 55 on the onramp, and then did 60 once on the freeway. Never mind...
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      She could put it in... ...a BAG. :cool:

      She could put it in...

      ...a BAG.

      :cool:
    16. Poll: Dacia. So ​I could buy a Sandero and get a plate...

      Dacia. So ​I could buy a Sandero and get a plate that says "GR8NEWS".:pumpkin:
    17. Thread: Wallpaper

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      http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/ProvoCyclis...

      http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/ProvoCyclist/screenshot_zps2fbba6ca.jpg~original
    18. Swedish cars drivers are either: a) sensible,...

      Swedish cars drivers are either:
      a) sensible, responsible adults who shop at whole foods and have every radio preset to go to any local NPR station, or
      b) they chuck a massive turbo at their...
    19. Maybe the Chinese should learn to pronounce...

      Maybe the Chinese should learn to pronounce "Eldorado" then. :rolleyes:
    20. This looks like a fantastic trip man, thanks for...

      This looks like a fantastic trip man, thanks for sharing it with the rest of us losers. :) If you head up through Salt Lake, hit me up, and you can crash at my place if you need to.
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