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    1. Gets poop on my dick.

      Gets poop on my dick.
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      Poll: I LOVE THEM. IMO the Murano is worse than the...

      I LOVE THEM.

      IMO the Murano is worse than the Sebring, but the Sebring is ****ing garbage.
    3. meh

      meh
    4. Fart in every car.

      Fart in every car.
    5. Honestly I do not blame him.

      Honestly I do not blame him.
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      Still waiting on parts... 10 year old...

      Still waiting on parts...

      10 year old discontinued BMW... you don't say?! :laugh:
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      I use Rotella 15W40 in my BMW. It is good...

      I use Rotella 15W40 in my BMW.

      It is good stuff.
    8. S14 with a VRT? Yes. Yes please.

      S14 with a VRT?

      Yes. Yes please.
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      I am an *******/ dick. On a date I will make...

      I am an *******/ dick.

      On a date I will make the chick put her phone on silent. I make a show of doing it, hoping she will follow suit. If she plays on her phone I will act upset.

      :D
      ...
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      Then move in. More sex! Every single time a...

      Then move in. More sex!

      Every single time a girl has moved in with me the only reason was for the sex. WAY EASIER and more often.
    11. She beats me and I am not even the boyfriend!

      She beats me and I am not even the boyfriend!
    12. Lord Dyson is a badass. That is all I have got...

      Lord Dyson is a badass.

      That is all I have got to contribute.
    13. Dawson County Georgia. YEEEEHAAAAWWWW A...

      Dawson County Georgia.

      YEEEEHAAAAWWWW

      A ton of top teams have garages there, including Bill Elliot.
    14. Hahaha nuts

      Hahaha nuts
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      http://www.vwvortex.com/artman/uploads/r36p_rear.j...

      http://www.vwvortex.com/artman/uploads/r36p_rear.jpg
    16. In his defense this was in Nascar country. ...

      In his defense this was in Nascar country. Literally Nascar country.
    17. Thread: Lemon Porsche

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      According to an article I read on Autoblog, the...

      According to an article I read on Autoblog, the saga is over.

      Porsche NA is doing whatever they need to satisfy him.
      ...
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      Couples who cohabitate before marriage, cough...

      Couples who cohabitate before marriage, cough civil union or whatever it is called now, have a radically lower divorce rate than those who do not.

      So think of moving in as just the next step in...
    19. Late 20s.

      Late 20s.
    20. Agreed. My ex was crazy inconsistent. I was...

      Agreed.

      My ex was crazy inconsistent. I was always puzzled... How hard is it?
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