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      Hmmm, watermelon car and fried chicken car.... ...

      Hmmm, watermelon car and fried chicken car....


      Aaaaaaaand we're off!
    2. https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tumblr_...

      https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tumblr_lzdjy2adiu1r2pxgdo1_400.gif?w=650
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      Bring back Clarkson

      Bring back Clarkson
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      Probably just emmett leaving more fake notes...

      Probably just emmett leaving more fake notes http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?7131813-wow-thanks
    5. It's anti-fog. Basically impervious to everything...

      It's anti-fog. Basically impervious to everything in the known universe. Duh.
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      Damn, looks like ISIS is getting a new TT-RS :(

      Damn, looks like ISIS is getting a new TT-RS :(
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      Yeah, luckily I'm moving out while I'm only up to...

      Yeah, luckily I'm moving out while I'm only up to my tits in human ****. Give it another six months to a year, and people will be drowning in it.
      ...
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      Alternatively, you could probably also get out of...

      Alternatively, you could probably also get out of the ticket by waiting for the officer to approach your window, and then start eating your own poop like you were gonna do. I assume that's why you...
    9. Replace piss with update Facebook status and you...

      Replace piss with update Facebook status and you have it right....
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      What a coincidence! I'm moving out of this ****ty!

      What a coincidence! I'm moving out of this ****ty!
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      I hear that Grand Caravans are good for hauling...

      I hear that Grand Caravans are good for hauling lots of........stuff.......across the border.
    12. Yup. Every Nissan Juke looks just like that.

      Yup. Every Nissan Juke looks just like that.
    13. Not this time, Darwin. Not this time.

      Not this time, Darwin. Not this time.
    14. Drop some cash...

      Drop some cash http://www.chromedata.com/products/data-products/new-vehicle-data/
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      A hammer

      A hammer
    16. Fracas epidemics seem to always start around...

      Fracas epidemics seem to always start around April 1st
    17. What's the GMC equivalent of a TTR-S you can...

      What's the GMC equivalent of a TTR-S you can demand?
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      http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/342/a/a/ras...

      http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/342/a/a/rash_by_alexdread-d5ned7x.gif
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      Well, now producer Andy Wilman is gone too.

      Well, now producer Andy Wilman is gone too.
    20. I have the strangest erection right now.

      I have the strangest erection right now.
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