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      Maintenance Req'd light was on for a few weeks...

      Maintenance Req'd light was on for a few weeks and when I opened the hood the power steering fluid cap was gone.
      It was gone?!?!?
      Took it into the shop today two hours after my appointment time...
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      No, bonus points denied. Automotive Hack...

      No, bonus points denied.



      Automotive Hack #2
      Keep loose change in your car to pay for parking if the meter does not take credit cards.
      Automotive Hack #3
      Tires
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      I bought the bypass to add a remote start to a...

      I bought the bypass to add a remote start to a manual transmission car from The Source.
      The guy working there was a friend of the buddy I went with, they're both unsuccessful standup comedians.
      Got...
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      That's so quote worthy :laugh:. She's not...

      That's so quote worthy :laugh:.



      She's not joking, sent me a can of Lucky in the OT gift exchange.
      That was the most hilarious part of everything sent.



      I still really like that song.
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      You grab your weapon and spend a clip on them....

      You grab your weapon and spend a clip on them.
      Like anyone would.
      Then you're a hero.



      And what's the deal with airline food?
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      Hungover, ordered five dinners. Ate maybe three...

      Hungover, ordered five dinners.
      Ate maybe three and a half worth.
      So, what?
      Do what I want.
      ...
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      Once a few years ago while walking out of a hotel...

      Once a few years ago while walking out of a hotel which was a client my underwear elastic broke and my underwear slid down inside my pants.
      It was a terrible feeling.
      I tried to act like nothing...
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      Street cred.

      Street cred.
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      Does um, does "thread" still mean penis? I guess...

      Does um, does "thread" still mean penis? I guess some of them will let you bang them for a job.
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      It get's a little stranger this week. ...

      It get's a little stranger this week.

      http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/20150109/5159761/actually-i-m-a-broom-o.gif



      Not a great era of Cadillac yet I love the DeVille convertible conversions.
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      Ask him if he knows how magnets work.

      Ask him if he knows how magnets work.
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      Yes, how does one process that? Not quite a...

      Yes, how does one process that? Not quite a compliment, not quite an insult.
      Worse than nothing, better than it could of been?
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      Yea he's doing really good all around. In fact...

      Yea he's doing really good all around.
      In fact some of my other friends who are weekend warriors with it are doing very well themselves.
      In no way is any of their success, productivity, or...
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      I live on a street called Garfield, I'm always...

      I live on a street called Garfield, I'm always surprised how much that makes people over the phone laugh.
      One person has an orange house with a Garfield stuffed animal in the window.
      Bit of Spanish...
    15. I love that Lincoln, just a beauty. That...

      I love that Lincoln, just a beauty.
      That generation in general.

      Awesome buy.

      Also, the Explorer will be good to have.
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      This one lady, well lady seems like a strange...

      This one lady, well lady seems like a strange thing to call someone who looks like they're 16 is about to buy her first home.
      She's also very loud and this is an open concept office.
      So, I've had...
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      Thanks!

      Thanks!
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      All the Casey's talk here has prompted me to sign...

      All the Casey's talk here has prompted me to sign up to their website for my visit to ND in October.
      The day I arrive is the day I put as my birthday so maybe I'll get a discount or something.


      ...
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      I've eaten a sub with a knife and fork. I was at...

      I've eaten a sub with a knife and fork.
      I was at work and it was a messy sub.
      Needed my hands clean as I was working with a lot of paper and a computer.

      Also, my poops are still very black,...
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      Always wanted long hair, just get's to be a big...

      Always wanted long hair, just get's to be a big brown fro over there though.


      Double Friday excitement is in the air! Damn, I can't believe the energy I have right now considering the amount of...
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