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    1. I sure hope that was an attempt at a joke. :what:

      I sure hope that was an attempt at a joke. :what:
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      Fap, mostly.

      Fap, mostly.
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      The Touring one doesn't flow as well. The rear...

      The Touring one doesn't flow as well. The rear end in particular looks sad and mopey.
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      The Focus interior is nicely turned out and...

      The Focus interior is nicely turned out and appointed, but it really is over-styled. It's like they weren't sure what shapes and themes to go with, so they just threw them all in there as a big...
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      Such a big part of our popular culture. I...

      Such a big part of our popular culture. I actually thought he was older than 83. I liked him in Invasion of the Bodysnatchers as well.

      And I can't resist:

      Goodnight, sweet prince.
      ...
    6. No. The TSSA doesn't permit unlicensed people to...

      No. The TSSA doesn't permit unlicensed people to work on gas lines, even inside the home.
    7. Right on! Useful tips! Speaking of tips, let...

      Right on! Useful tips!

      Speaking of tips, let me shove this roll of quarters right up your ass with no lube!
    8. Your wife likes the va-jay-jay. Which is OK. ...

      Your wife likes the va-jay-jay. Which is OK.

      Any normal person sees blue and black.
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      ClothSeats has spoken. Therefore, the opposite...

      ClothSeats has spoken. Therefore, the opposite of that. :laugh:
    10. It's blue and black, you fukken commie.

      It's blue and black, you fukken commie.
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      WRONG!!!!! I will depart with my usual...

      WRONG!!!!!

      I will depart with my usual "Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks" acceptance theme here and say you are absofukkenlutely out to lunch.

      I have seen the Ford GT in person. The...
    12. A cheap Mercedes may Hoover your wallet, but they...

      A cheap Mercedes may Hoover your wallet, but they won't give you an STI like a chick who thinks an engagement ring is a symbol of commitment.
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      Was one of the criteria "most likely to require...

      Was one of the criteria "most likely to require new head gaskets"?
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      Glad the feedback helped! Besides being fun cars...

      Glad the feedback helped! Besides being fun cars to drive (and the GT4 taking that to 13, Spinal Tap be damned), I think you will find time in the car to be special with your child. I was...
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      My brother-in-law bought one. The embarrassment...

      My brother-in-law bought one. The embarrassment was palatable when he sent out the e-mail to a group of family and friends that are into cars. There is a tradition at his annual summer party where...
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      This. Besides, it disappeared in 2014, so his...

      This. Besides, it disappeared in 2014, so his argument is invalid.
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      Time to fap.

      Time to fap.
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      You will forge great memories taking your kid out...

      You will forge great memories taking your kid out for a drive - memories for both you and your kid.

      I have a 987 Cayman. My daughter is old and tall enough that a booster isn't needed. I just...
    19. Wood plough, catcher's mitt and all.

      Wood plough, catcher's mitt and all.
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      Paycheck and Reign of Fire are two movies I watch...

      Paycheck and Reign of Fire are two movies I watch every time they're on TV. But I won't admit that publicly.
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