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      Is that the guy that had his esophagus and...

      Is that the guy that had his eso****us and feeding tube re routed to the outside of his rib cage and has to physically push his food into his stomach?
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      presidents makin meth. gotta love it.

      presidents makin meth. gotta love it.
    3. Thread: Curse Words

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      Come again?

      Come again?
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      Yea ****ing Morans. I hate em. ...

      Yea ****ing Morans. I hate em.

      http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/de/Moran.jpg
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      Also acceptable Vaginal Flatulence.

      Also acceptable Vaginal Flatulence.
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      Good looks, I'm ripping my exhaust off tonight to...

      Good looks, I'm ripping my exhaust off tonight to get a bung re-welded in a different spot so my o2 sensor isn't being pinched. I'll let you know when I get that back on so we can test it. I'll get...
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      Cause it's fudging awesome. Great way to fudging...

      Cause it's fudging awesome. Great way to fudging emphasize something.
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      Curse Words

      Why does this website censor words that are used in television and everyday life? It's not like we're sailors, but I mean come on... I can't say **** but I can say vaginal fart. Sometimes we need...
    9. Best Mahi in the world. I was eating fish that...

      Best Mahi in the world. I was eating fish that was caught that day for breakfast lunch and dinner. And it was stupid cheap. Plus Imperial is the ****.
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      I've got the forge tip. Still a stock MAF though....

      I've got the forge tip. Still a stock MAF though. I'll have to take you up on that soon, Maybe after I get my exhaust re welded. thanks man
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      How do I have a drivers license If I don't have...

      How do I have a drivers license If I don't have any clothes on. I'm naked man.
    12. Go to Costa Rica. Life expectancy is a year...

      Go to Costa Rica. Life expectancy is a year longer for males than the U.S. And everyone is friendly, outgoing and very welcoming.
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      mays landing acme parking lot? Know anyone...

      mays landing acme parking lot?

      Know anyone that wants to buy some 16" 5x100 5 spoke wheels for cheap? They were my old snow tire set up when I lived in CO. two tires still have some tread on...
    14. I rollerbladed down a slide, hit the last part...

      I rollerbladed down a slide, hit the last part that flattens out and it sent my feet flying up and forward, landed on my wrist and broke it. Ended up cutting the cast off a couple weeks later.
      ...
    15. He probably mops floors, takes out the trash and...

      He probably mops floors, takes out the trash and cleans up after people. Doesn't sound like a great opportunity to me.

      Side note.. He should have just taken his neighbors bike. He'd get there a...
    16. One day I was leaving my house on my bike, 10-11...

      One day I was leaving my house on my bike, 10-11 years old pedaling like Lance Armstrong, my Dyno VFR maxxing out. My brother started calling my name from our front yard and as I'm looking back to...
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      You drove it all the way down to Florida? Other...

      You drove it all the way down to Florida? Other than that tub chassis Porsche, what else is in your fleet of cars?
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      congrats, love me some diesel. I rewired my...

      congrats, love me some diesel.

      I rewired my fender light so it doesn't blow fuses anymore. Now I have to get my 02 sensor re bunged in a different spot, clear my check engine light and it should...
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      selling crack in 3 years , jail in 7.

      selling crack in 3 years , jail in 7.
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      fn rozap. UNO mas rozap, no mas cabeza.

      fn rozap. UNO mas rozap, no mas cabeza.
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