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    1. Their vehicles have marked their territory. ...

      Their vehicles have marked their territory.

      Your driveway belongs to them now.
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      Poll: Prime rib and twice-baked potato, with the good...

      Prime rib and twice-baked potato, with the good silverware. Steer with my knees.
    3. Well, guess it's time to brown-bag my head and...

      Well, guess it's time to brown-bag my head and buy a mail truck...because I'm fugly.
    4. Poll: I want a Challenger R/T, but I have a feeling my...

      I want a Challenger R/T, but I have a feeling my sensible side will go for a Mazda6.
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      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcgZOb7CMAAEC73.jpg:la...

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcgZOb7CMAAEC73.jpg:large
    6. My choices are a Cruze, a Maxima, a Charger, and...

      My choices are a Cruze, a Maxima, a Charger, and a G6 convertible.
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      http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/1/0/4/5/7/6/webim...

      http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/1/0/4/5/7/6/webimg/347644688_o.jpg
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      How about 2? ...

      How about 2?

      https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-4Dek5LdoD1I/VU4xON7FOPI/AAAAAAAAAoU/24cyMBnGaY4/w2592-h1125/then-and-now-mercedes-benz-300sl-and-sls-amg-cars%2B%25283%2529.jpg
    9. Howdy neighbor.

      Howdy neighbor.
    10. "Well, my Christmas is officially totally ruined....

      "Well, my Christmas is officially totally ruined. Thanks UPS for losing Michael's present."

      This, from an insufferable drama queen, and "Michael" is her boyfriend that she has never physically met.
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      Unbuckle (if wearing a belt), unbutton, unzip,...

      Unbuckle (if wearing a belt), unbutton, unzip, let 'er rip.

      I did see a guy at work utilizing the "pants around the ankles" technique...seeing pasty white, fat, flabby, old-man ass was...
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      One of the great things about apartment living is...

      One of the great things about apartment living is that I don't have to do it. :laugh:
    13. Because they don't know they're turned on, or...

      Because they don't know they're turned on, or that they don't even know their car is equipped with them.
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      http://3bv8x43y68hc448rg43goku7yq.wpengine.netdna-...

      http://3bv8x43y68hc448rg43goku7yq.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/media/2015/10/Dodge-Charger-RT-1968.jpg

      1968 Charger, please and thank you.
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      An Astre in the garage and a bun in the oven.

      An Astre in the garage and a bun in the oven.
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      1 kilo of cocaine with every new vehicle...

      1 kilo of cocaine with every new vehicle delivery, tucked in the glove box with a bow and a "thank you" note.
    17. Ours was a '76, pretty identical to this: ...

      Ours was a '76, pretty identical to this:

      https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3110/2726422702_9fe54749c3_z.jpg?zz=1

      White with a maroon vinyl interior. I learned how to drive in that car. We had it...
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      You're Putin me on.

      You're Putin me on.
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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr9xVmCL0bA

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr9xVmCL0bA
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      I just commented to a friend that Blazing...

      I just commented to a friend that Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, and The Producers are all in my top 10.
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