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    1. Because all of those pale in comparison to the...

      Because all of those pale in comparison to the Sebring
    2. ****, that stitching really impacts resale :(

      ****, that stitching really impacts resale :(
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      Poor Pontiac

      Poor Pontiac
    4. There's only one way to get back at him: steal...

      There's only one way to get back at him: steal the ****ing siding off his house.
    5. I'm sure registering it as a car from two decades...

      I'm sure registering it as a car from two decades ago is on the up and up as far as the law is concerned
    6. Weren't these just cars stolen from the US and...

      Weren't these just cars stolen from the US and put on container ships anyway :confused:
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      Not in the thermosphere it doesnt :P

      Not in the thermosphere it doesnt :P
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      Hitler card played: checkmate. Flawless victory

      Hitler card played: checkmate.

      Flawless victory
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      I heard cucumbers taste better pickled.

      I heard cucumbers taste better pickled.
    10. Casket with an illist sticker on it, with air...

      Casket with an illist sticker on it, with air suspension being aired out to lower them into the ground.
    11. **** it, just be buried IN your car

      **** it, just be buried IN your car
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      But will it have that terrible GM build quality...

      But will it have that terrible GM build quality :confused:
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      Don't mind him, he's from the future

      Don't mind him, he's from the future
    14. They should have chained their grass up if they...

      They should have chained their grass up if they didn't want it stolen by Asians http://www.exisle.net/mb/public/style_emoticons/default/shrug.gif
    15. My local Scion dealer seems to refuse to order...

      My local Scion dealer seems to refuse to order the RWD package for me :(
    16. I'm already riddled with white guilt, but now...

      I'm already riddled with white guilt, but now I'll never be able to fill up without also crying from eco guilt. Guess it's time to sell my car :(
    17. ****, 45HP is some serious muscle

      ****, 45HP is some serious muscle
    18. And I'm coming back for your few patches of green...

      And I'm coming back for your few patches of green grass tonight too.

      Only suckers pay for grass when every yard has it for free.
    19. Damn. Ronald McDonald really went off the wagon...

      Damn. Ronald McDonald really went off the wagon for a while :(
    20. I found a secret document that shows more closely...

      I found a secret document that shows more closely what Audi is shooting for:

      http://bucket.usastra.com/gallery/Web Resources/a9.jpg

      Early estimates are 24' long and 2' tall. Should be a hit in...
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