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    1. Thread: DELDUBS

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      No VAG-Com, but OBD Com sez engine speed sensor.

      No VAG-Com, but OBD Com sez engine speed sensor.
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      FTFY

      FTFY
    3. Oh wee oh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh oh,...

      Oh wee oh, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.

      Thanks a lot, Honda. I don't even understand what the commercial is promoting.
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      He had some black friends who let him call them...

      He had some black friends who let him call them "my ni66er." I have a black friend who lets me do the same, based on having watched Rush Hour together. I don't do it very often, but when I do it's...
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      So, everybody who had a background check in the...

      So, everybody who had a background check in the last 30 years has had that info hacked by the Chinese. That would include me. So, the interview went like this: "Basically, we want you to disclose...
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      On a similar note, I don't turn up my bass amp as...

      On a similar note, I don't turn up my bass amp as much as I used to. Don't want to blow out the neighbors' windows.
    7. Thread: DELDUBS

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      Only because previous owner deleted all the EVAP...

      Only because previous owner deleted all the EVAP hoses. I can usually pass emissions test by deleting right before pulling into the lanes, but engine shutting down kind of supercedes that.
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      Tequila make me want to fight people. I like...

      Tequila make me want to fight people. I like margaritas, but I've learned to limit my intake.



      Truth. Just got home from autocrossing my mom's Prelude (because GTI is unwell) and had a...
    9. Thread: DELDUBS

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      Little help? Overheating

      Right, so my GTI has started cutting out if I spend too long in stop-and-go traffic.

      Indicators:
      Temperature gauge reads normal, i.e. straight up.
      Engine idles low, then dies.
      Restarts after 5...
    10. Need help...overheating, but not overheating.

      Right, so my GTI has started cutting out if I spend too long in stop-and-go traffic.

      Indicators:
      Temperature gauge reads normal, i.e. straight up.
      Engine idles low, then dies.
      Restarts after 5...
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      So, I ended up picking orders today. (Everybody...

      So, I ended up picking orders today. (Everybody picks at A to Z, even managers. The site boss went out and picked yesterday, and everyone who picked at a higher rate than he did got a gift card.) But...
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      That's pretty much what I thought. (Full...

      That's pretty much what I thought. (Full disclaimer: I work at Amazon, and we're not supposed to talk about Amazon, but whatever.)

      So, showed up for work an hour earlier than usual because we're...
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      Because they were designed by the French. Like...

      Because they were designed by the French. Like New Orleans.
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      Just got back from Upstate NY myself...little...

      Just got back from Upstate NY myself...little place you may have heard of, Lake Titus. Yep, that's right, the one with the escaped murderers running around. I wasn't up at the time of the big...
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      My sister got her mechanical engineering PhD from...

      My sister got her mechanical engineering PhD from Carnegie Mellon, arguably one of the top engineering schools in the country. She decided to teach, because so few of her professors were female, and...
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      Vacation request approved, headed up to the lake...

      Vacation request approved, headed up to the lake cabin on Thursday. A month ago, people would ask me where I was headed, and I'd tell them, "Upstate New York, north of Lake Placid." Now I can just...
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      Great. Now I have to watch Inception, just to get...

      Great. Now I have to watch Inception, just to get the joke. I never saw Social Network either, so that's another one I don't get.
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      Haha, or the nurse who scrubbed all the asphalt...

      Haha, or the nurse who scrubbed all the asphalt out of my hip and butt after my motorcycle accident. "Um, ma'am, before you start cutting my trouser leg, I should probably warn you that I'm going...
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      It's true, I don't even lift.

      It's true, I don't even lift.
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      It's true. I used to play hockey all the time,...

      It's true. I used to play hockey all the time, but I had sh***y gear, because I had no money. Now I have more money and better gear, but I play a lot less often.
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