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    1. http://i.imgur.com/NAk6C.gif

      http://i.imgur.com/NAk6C.gif
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      I find pastrami to be the sensual of all the...

      I find pastrami to be the sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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      clickbait title, the glass and rubber aren't made...

      clickbait title, the glass and rubber aren't made of carbon fiber :P
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      No, thank you. The only robot I trust delivering...

      No, thank you. The only robot I trust delivering my beer is Buddy. He's seen some ****, man.
      ...
    5. What is this? A radio for ants? :P

      What is this? A radio for ants?

      :P
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      That, or you can leave the nose of your car out...

      That, or you can leave the nose of your car out in the lane of travel. Your choice, depending on your level of *******.
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      Efficient. None of this burn-out nonsense, just...

      Efficient. None of this burn-out nonsense, just down to business.
    8. Well said

      Well said
    9. FCA is already giving you a quality piping up the...

      FCA is already giving you a quality piping up the pooper and now you want a courtesy reach around too?! Greedy greedy man.
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      Change gear, change gear, change gear, check your...

      Change gear, change gear, change gear, check your mirrors, change gear, murder a prostitute, check mirrors, change gear.
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      Good ol' San Francisco.

      Good ol' San Francisco.
    12. At which point FCA switches from their passive...

      At which point FCA switches from their passive "do nothing" plan, to their proactive "answer the phone and pretend to be the cleaning staff", plan.
    13. Or in the 3 minutes between their call and his...

      Or in the 3 minutes between their call and his call back, they went bankrupt and had to sell all the phones. Both scenarios are equally as likely.
    14. You really strong-armed them :laugh:

      You really strong-armed them :laugh:
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      How did he know her only weakness was wild...

      How did he know her only weakness was wild haymakers??

      Well, that, and diet / exercise.
    16. Comanche is what you're looking for, sir ...

      Comanche is what you're looking for, sir

      https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Jeep-Comanche-Pioneer.jpg
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      I'll get the reciprocating saw

      I'll get the reciprocating saw
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      Can confirm that it resembles a wrangler

      Can confirm that it resembles a wrangler
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      As long as the ****ing potato cakes are ok...

      As long as the ****ing potato cakes are ok :thumbup:
    20. So.....no stick?

      So.....no stick?
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