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      https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8403518720/h15505286/

      https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8403518720/h15505286/
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      either you're ignoring the joke, or you missed...

      either you're ignoring the joke, or you missed the joke.

      crazy hipsters with their dildo grinders. :P

      better:...
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      What's the brass tip for? Is that where you tie...

      What's the brass tip for? Is that where you tie the ben wa balls?



      you magnificent bast**d. :laugh: I've always like that style of wheel.


      the last lingering packages for presents:...
    4. my wife's promotion and correct salary was taking...

      my wife's promotion and correct salary was taking forever to go through the bureaucratic nightmare that is what has become of a once powerful software company. Basically a month. Fing idiotic. Sure,...
    5. i'd like English speakers to learn f**king...

      i'd like English speakers to learn f**king English.

      I'd like to learn (or relearn) Japanese.
    6. No such thing as Christmas. It's Cakemas, where...

      No such thing as Christmas. It's Cakemas, where everyone bakes a cake and sends it to the most supreme leader that has ever been.
    7. how dare you insult a woman by objectifying her?...

      how dare you insult a woman by objectifying her? why don't you just club her on the head next time, Neanderthal. :P:laugh:

      was she blind? was that the punchline?
    8. and towers, cranes, buildings, homes, mountains....

      and towers, cranes, buildings, homes, mountains. maybe we should just stay on our two feet like the good Lord intended.
    9. Oh, just a comment on why inert symbols are a...

      Oh, just a comment on why inert symbols are a target, but no one ever complains about a benefit they get that is arguably more religious. If one is indignant about one religious symbol, shouldn't...
    10. Is it orange and black? Dangerous. Nature's...

      Is it orange and black? Dangerous. Nature's calling card for most poisonous animals.

      Too bad we don't have the DC sniper anymore. He'd pop that thing. Not that I'm giving anyone any ideas, since...
    11. I triple dog dare you. ;) And you'd be wrong....

      I triple dog dare you. ;) And you'd be wrong. There are a lot of places that are open on Christmas, but the majority of the population is not at their work. I would agree that in the past 15-20...
    12. I'd assume most progressive/global-focused...

      I'd assume most progressive/global-focused companies would dish out PTO in addition to recognized federal holidays. I have yet to work at a company that issues PTO only, and does not recognize the...
    13. take my license for 10 years? give me prison!...

      take my license for 10 years? give me prison! taking public transit is like a mobile jail! crazy people. :P

      wonder when the wrongful death suit comes aboot.
    14. Can you believe Bermuda attempted to get the...

      Can you believe Bermuda attempted to get the America's Cup? Talk about the worst idea in the sad, long list of failures in history.
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      My mom is the idiot... down at the beach last...

      My mom is the idiot...

      down at the beach last 4th of July. we just finished lighting off our fireworks, and walked over to an unattended fire to stay warm and watch other fireworks. my mom finds a...
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      that's what she said.

      that's what she said.
    17. Amelia Earhart- Original Flying Hipster?

      Amelia Earhart- Original Flying Hipster?
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      Jimmy Johns. Forgot to hit 'submit order' and...

      Jimmy Johns. Forgot to hit 'submit order' and realized it after an hour "where the f**k is my food?" :facepalm:
    19. So. It has come to this.

      So. It has come to this.
    20. Surely you don't mean money. Everyone knows money...

      Surely you don't mean money. Everyone knows money isn't made from paper.
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