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    Thread: Hit two a crub and 2 fents load cam knock????

    1. 09-12-2004 12:33 PM #1
      ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing a ***** had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can but anywho now I have a load cam knock it sounds like but I'm not sure my oil pan may have got pushed back alittle so I dont know if my oil pump got damgaed and itsn't get oil to the top of the cams does anyone have any ideas what else it could be and yea I spanked the little rice hatch back [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthdown.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]

    2. 09-12-2004 12:36 PM #2
      say what?!?!
      This is an english speaking forum... can you translate that?

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      09-12-2004 01:19 PM #3
      Wow that was some horrible babble

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      09-12-2004 01:59 PM #4
      Ok, so it sounds like you were racing a guy and one of your tires blew out. You slid into the curb, hit two fences (!?), two bushes, four bricks, and a trash can (!?).
      Your cam/valves are ticking/knocking now?? Your oil pan was bent and you think your cam may not be getting enough oil!?
      Man, it sounds like your car would be wrecked after an incident like that... The valves slapping would be the least of my concern unless it's different from what I read.......


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      Modified by CaptEditor at 7:01 PM 9-12-2004


      Modified by CaptEditor at 7:05 PM 9-12-2004

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      09-12-2004 02:00 PM #5
      Quote, originally posted by dont_go_under »
      ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing a ***** had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can but anywho now I have a load cam knock it sounds like but I'm not sure my oil pan may have got pushed back alittle so I dont know if my oil pump got damgaed and itsn't get oil to the top of the cams does anyone have any ideas what else it could be and yea I spanked the little rice hatch back [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthdown.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]

      i was being a dummy racing, blew a tire out and slid into a curb, hit 2 fences, 2 bushes, 4 bricks and a trash can (not the one i was racing), all at the highly believable speeds of 30-45 MPH!!!
      now i have a loud cam knock, and i'm not sure if my oil pan sustained damage, maybe it was pushed back and now oil is not being pumped up to the cams, any ideas?
      and oh you, even though i'm a total retard and cranked a curb amongst other things, i still beat that little *****, who undoubtadly lost because he was laughing too hard

      flame away boys, theres the translation as i saw it
      2002 Lexus IS300 - Trac off is just Japanese for sideways on

    6. 09-12-2004 02:02 PM #6
      possibly no oiul in th epan, broken pump pickup tube
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      09-12-2004 02:04 PM #7
      Quote, originally posted by Tire_Marx »
      i was being a dummy racing, blew a tire out and slid into a curb, hit 2 fences, 2 bushes, 4 bricks and a trash can (not the one i was racing), all at the highly believable speeds of 30-45 MPH!!!
      now i have a loud cam knock, and i'm not sure if my oil pan sustained damage, maybe it was pushed back and now oil is not being pumped up to the cams, any ideas?
      and oh you, even though i'm a total retard and cranked a curb amongst other things, i still beat that little *****, who undoubtadly lost because he was laughing too hard

      flame away boys, theres the translation as i saw it

      We should have threads like this more often. translating is fun. *high five*

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      09-12-2004 02:08 PM #8
      Quote, originally posted by CaptEditor »
      We should have threads like this more often. translating is fun. *high five*

      -Kevin

      *high fives back*
      man is it EVER, but 90% of the time its not funny like this, or someones beaten me to it
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    9. 09-12-2004 02:16 PM #9
      ting?sled?crub?load?
      you dubm phuck



      Modified by wookinpadubs at 11:18 AM 9-12-2004

    10. 09-12-2004 03:54 PM #10
      ok you **** head kevin what the **** is your problem you should pull you head out of you ass you ****ing stupid **** you have no idea about cars you just sit in front of your computer reading about **** on the internet and looking and porn. Why don't you put down you playgirl and stop being a little bitch and don't replay to **** you don't know what your talking about

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      09-12-2004 04:00 PM #11
      ok ban time

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      09-12-2004 05:08 PM #12
      Quote, originally posted by dont_go_under »
      ok you **** head kevin what the **** is your problem you should pull you head out of you ass you ****ing stupid **** you have no idea about cars you just sit in front of your computer reading about **** on the internet and looking and porn. Why don't you put down you playgirl and stop being a little bitch and don't replay to **** you don't know what your talking about

      and heres the translation:
      hey, i'm really dumb, dumber then most people
      i was looking for help, but because i dont have a firm gasp on the english language or sanity, i'm gonna swear a whole bunch, and call you gay.

      2002 Lexus IS300 - Trac off is just Japanese for sideways on

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      09-12-2004 05:15 PM #13
      How old is this guy? Seven? *cough*ban*cough*

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      09-12-2004 05:27 PM #14
      [QUOTE=wookinpadubs]ting?sled?crub?load?
      you dubm phuck


      Ha ha ha! LMAO
      sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can
      ...and a partridge in a pear tree? How do you hit 4 brick?


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      09-12-2004 05:28 PM #15
      this is one of the funniest threads I have read in a while

    16. 09-12-2004 05:39 PM #16
      do you guys know anything about VW's or do you guys just like giving other people **** cause probblly are little rich **** that live with there mommy and daddy still and every dime that goes into the car is from them. why dont you all just **** off cause you dont have anything help to say

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      09-12-2004 05:50 PM #17
      Quote, originally posted by dont_go_under »
      do you guys know anything about VW's or do you guys just like giving other people **** cause probblly are little rich **** that live with there mommy and daddy still and every dime that goes into the car is from them. why dont you all just **** off cause you dont have anything help to say


      wow, how many open cans of worms does internet explorer support? cause i imagine your approching its limits
      i bought my dub MYSELF, maintain it with MY MONEY AND TIME, and when possible mod it WITH MY MONEY
      btw, rich kids who have there parents buy them stuff generally dont go for mk2 dubs
      "mommy, i want an 18 year old car!"
      "dont be stupid, your getting the damn 2004 vette!"
      2002 Lexus IS300 - Trac off is just Japanese for sideways on

    18. 09-12-2004 06:11 PM #18
      english

    19. 09-12-2004 06:44 PM #19
      I can't decide if this thread makes me want to laugh or cry.

    20. 09-12-2004 06:53 PM #20

      This thread has made me laugh so hard that I'm gonna puke




      Take your time to spell out what you want to say and maybe you'll get an educated answer.

    21. 09-12-2004 06:58 PM #21
      no matter how hard u other guys are laughing im definitely laughing harder this should be a friggin sticky so when someone does something really stupid and feels bad they can quickly read this and say "Atleast im not this guy." [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]

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      09-12-2004 06:59 PM #22
      Well I think it's official now. dont_go_under has rolled up on the scene and embarrased himself repeatedly, and will be reputed for falling into the cliche of "new user who creates a thread that starts with the usual incoherent babble". Nonetheless, I believe it is a positive contribution to the reading material here, so thanks for that and keep it coming.
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      09-12-2004 07:01 PM #23
      i didnt know Ali G was into volkswagens...

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    24. 09-12-2004 07:01 PM #24
      you only have 12 posts. get a new screen name. come back. think a little harder about what you are going to post up. you're golden.

    25. 09-12-2004 07:03 PM #25
      YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE ****ING RETARD PAL!
      that is all..

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