Hit two a crub and 2 fents load cam knock????

[dont_go_under]

ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing a ***** had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can but anywho now I have a load cam knock it sounds like but I'm not sure my oil pan may have got pushed back alittle so I dont know if my oil pump got damgaed and itsn't get oil to the top of the cams does anyone have any ideas what else it could be and yea I spanked the little rice hatch back <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vortexmediagroup.com/images/banghead.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/embeer.gif" BORDER="0">

[vwdr1ver]

say what?!?! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/sly.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>This is an english speaking forum... can you translate that?

[Yellow Snow]

Wow that was some horrible babble <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/rolleyes.gif" BORDER="0">

[CaptEditor]

Ok, so it sounds like you were racing a guy and one of your tires blew out. You slid into the curb, hit two fences (!?), two bushes, four bricks, and a trash can (!?).<p>Your cam/valves are ticking/knocking now?? Your oil pan was bent and you think your cam may not be getting enough oil!?<p>Man, it sounds like your car would be wrecked after an incident like that... The valves slapping would be the least of my concern unless it's different from what I read.......<p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vortexmediagroup.com/images/banghead.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><br>-Kevin<p><br><i>Modified by CaptEditor at 7:01 PM 9-12-2004</i><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by CaptEditor at 7:05 PM 9-12-2004</i>

[Tire_Marx]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>dont_go_under</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing a ***** had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can but anywho now I have a load cam knock it sounds like but I'm not sure my oil pan may have got pushed back alittle so I dont know if my oil pump got damgaed and itsn't get oil to the top of the cams does anyone have any ideas what else it could be and yea I spanked the little rice hatch back <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vortexmediagroup.com/images/banghead.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/embeer.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>i was being a dummy racing, blew a tire out and slid into a curb, hit 2 fences, 2 bushes, 4 bricks and a trash can (not the one i was racing), all at the highly believable speeds of 30-45 MPH!!! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/eek.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>now i have a loud cam knock, and i'm not sure if my oil pan sustained damage, maybe it was pushed back and now oil is not being pumped up to the cams, any ideas?<br>and oh you, even though i'm a total retard and cranked a curb amongst other things, i still beat that little *****, who undoubtadly lost because he was laughing too hard <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/sly.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><br>flame away boys, theres the translation as i saw it

[verboten1]

possibly no oiul in th epan, broken pump pickup tube

[CaptEditor]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Tire_Marx</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>i was being a dummy racing, blew a tire out and slid into a curb, hit 2 fences, 2 bushes, 4 bricks and a trash can (not the one i was racing), all at the highly believable speeds of 30-45 MPH!!! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/eek.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>now i have a loud cam knock, and i'm not sure if my oil pan sustained damage, maybe it was pushed back and now oil is not being pumped up to the cams, any ideas?<br>and oh you, even though i'm a total retard and cranked a curb amongst other things, i still beat that little *****, who undoubtadly lost because he was laughing too hard <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/sly.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><br>flame away boys, theres the translation as i saw it</TD></TR></TABLE><br>We should have threads like this more often. translating is fun. *high five* <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><br>-Kevin

[Tire_Marx]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>CaptEditor</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">We should have threads like this more often. translating is fun. *high five* <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><br>-Kevin</TD></TR></TABLE><p>*high fives back* <br>man is it EVER, but 90% of the time its not funny like this, or someones beaten me to it <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0">

[wookinpadubs]

ting?sled?crub?load? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>you dubm phuck<br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <BR><BR>
<i>Modified by wookinpadubs at 11:18 AM 9-12-2004</i>

[dont_go_under]

ok you **** head kevin what the **** is your problem you should pull you head out of you ass you ****ing stupid **** you have no idea about cars you just sit in front of your computer reading about **** on the internet and looking and porn. Why don't you put down you playgirl and stop being a little bitch and don't replay to **** you don't know what your talking about

[2035cc16v]

ok ban time

[Tire_Marx]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>dont_go_under</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ok you **** head kevin what the **** is your problem you should pull you head out of you ass you ****ing stupid **** you have no idea about cars you just sit in front of your computer reading about **** on the internet and looking and porn. Why don't you put down you playgirl and stop being a little bitch and don't replay to **** you don't know what your talking about</TD></TR></TABLE><p>and heres the translation:<p>hey, i'm really dumb, dumber then most people<p>i was looking for help, but because i dont have a firm gasp on the english language or sanity, i'm gonna swear a whole bunch, and call you gay.<p><br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0">

[yem_icculus]

How old is this guy? Seven? *cough*ban*cough*

[Braunschwagen]

[QUOTE=wookinpadubs]ting?sled?crub?load? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>you dubm phuck<br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><br>Ha ha ha! LMAO<p>sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can<p>...and a partridge in a pear tree? How do you hit 4 brick?<p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vortexmediagroup.com/images/banghead.gif" BORDER="0">

[dubious311]

this is one of the funniest threads I have read in a while <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

[dont_go_under]

do you guys know anything about VW's or do you guys just like giving other people **** cause probblly are little rich **** that live with there mommy and daddy still and every dime that goes into the car is from them. why dont you all just **** off cause you dont have anything help to say

[Tire_Marx]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>dont_go_under</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">do you guys know anything about VW's or do you guys just like giving other people **** cause probblly are little rich **** that live with there mommy and daddy still and every dime that goes into the car is from them. why dont you all just **** off cause you dont have anything help to say</TD></TR></TABLE><p><br>wow, how many open cans of worms does internet explorer support? cause i imagine your approching its limits<p>i bought my dub MYSELF, maintain it with MY MONEY AND TIME, and when possible mod it WITH MY MONEY<p>btw, rich kids who have there parents buy them stuff generally dont go for mk2 dubs <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>"mommy, i want an 18 year old car!"<br>"dont be stupid, your getting the damn 2004 vette!" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/sly.gif" BORDER="0">

[PimpberryVR6]

english

[druids_laughter]

I can't decide if this thread makes me want to laugh <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> or cry.

[wookinpadubs]

<br>This thread has made me laugh so hard that I'm gonna puke<p><IMG SRC="http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif" BORDER="0"><p><br><IMG SRC="http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/other/pukeface.gif" BORDER="0"><p><br>Take your time to spell out what you want to say and maybe you'll get an educated answer.<p>

[1989Jetta]

no matter how hard u other guys are laughing im definitely laughing harder <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> this should be a friggin sticky so when someone does something really stupid and feels bad they can quickly read this and say "Atleast im not this guy." <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">

[fopeano]

Well I think it's official now. dont_go_under has rolled up on the scene and embarrased himself repeatedly, and will be reputed for falling into the cliche of "new user who creates a thread that starts with the usual incoherent babble". Nonetheless, I believe it is a positive contribution to the reading material here, so thanks for that and keep it coming.

[asinryan]

i didnt know Ali G was into volkswagens...<p><br>RESPEK!

[LedJetta]

you only have 12 posts. get a new screen name. come back. think a little harder about what you are going to post up. you're golden. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/embeer.gif" BORDER="0">

[mk2_to_remember]

YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE ****ING RETARD PAL!<p>that is all..

[Chia's_MkII]

The reason I homeschool my children is because the spelling and grammar presented here is a prime example of the failure of the public education system to produce people capable of communicating in logical and understandable ways.<p>All that aside, you should look into the oil pump damage as being the primary cause of your problem.<p><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by Chia's_MkII at 12:11 AM 9-13-2004</i>

[mk2_to_remember]

Don't be stupid, this is obviously not the 'standard' set in public schools. I'm sure this retard is a drop-out drug dealer.

[mk2_to_remember]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Tire_Marx</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">wow, how many open cans of worms does internet explorer support? cause i imagine your approching its limits<p>i bought my dub MYSELF, maintain it with MY MONEY AND TIME, and when possible mod it WITH MY MONEY<p>btw, rich kids who have there parents buy them stuff generally dont go for mk2 dubs <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/biggrin_upper.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>"mommy, i want an 18 year old car!"<br>"dont be stupid, your getting the damn 2004 vette!" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/sly.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>lol.. my parents gave me $25,000 to work with and I bought a $3,000 mk2.. I love them that much <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/tongue.gif" BORDER="0">

[Mark4VR6]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>dont_go_under</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing a ***** had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can but anywho now I have a load cam knock it sounds like but I'm not sure my oil pan may have got pushed back alittle so I dont know if my oil pump got damgaed and itsn't get oil to the top of the cams does anyone have any ideas what else it could be and yea I spanked the little rice hatch back <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vortexmediagroup.com/images/banghead.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/embeer.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG SRC="http://www.pifiu.com/vortex/uploads/052004/wtf-lightning.jpg" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/zeroforum_graphics/screwy.gif" BORDER="0">

[The_Hamster]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">The spelling and grammar presented here is a prime example of why I homeschool my children</TD></TR></TABLE><p>i've seen more disfunctional homeschooled children than i have from products of the public system. i'm talking socially, not academically. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/tongue.gif" BORDER="0"><p>beyond that, you probably screwed up your car. you should talk to the land owners and compensate them for the damage you did to their fence and 4 bricks, and then look under yuor car to see what looks bent, broken, and dinged. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/sly.gif" BORDER="0">

[Clav]

not to ruin the off topic nature of the thread, but yeah you might want to try a new oil pan and hope you didnt' wreck the seals from under oiling otherwise your in for noise, leaks, and probably a rebuild down the line.

[mk2_to_remember]

OK... this is sure to give a laugh, I know I had one at his expense. Check his profile (click his name) and go to his watched topics. He has like 6 threads about this oil pan, each one with a different story, hahaha. I honestly don't see how you can just a normal life dont_go_under, can you speak properly? Did you go to school?

[PimpberryVR6]

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>dont_go_under</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ok heres the ting take a corner at 35 or 45racing a ***** had a blow out sled into the crub hit 2 fents 2 burshes 4 brick and a trash can but anywho now I have a load cam knock it sounds like but I'm not sure my oil pan may have got pushed back alittle so I dont know if my oil pump got damgaed and itsn't get oil to the top of the cams does anyone have any ideas what else it could be and yea I spanked the little rice hatch back <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vortexmediagroup.com/images/banghead.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/embeer.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p>at least he didn't hit a crub and 2 fents and get a load cam <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.vwvortex.com/vwbb/confused.gif" BORDER="0">

[Clav]

yeah looks to me like he's probably using english as a second language.

[mk2_to_remember]

wtf he called it a crub in all of his threads too.. and how the hell do you manage to hit 4 bricks?