Hey this topic was posted a while ago and I went looking for it but had no luck. So if we could get a new one going, I'll definitely save it this time.
Let me, get it started:
You know you're a dubber when:
1. Only you know how to open up the car doors of your VW.
2. You are the only one allowed to drive your VW.
3. You have more than 1 VW because you like them that much and just in case one doesn't start, you can try another one.