Official Howard Stern Thread (Fans Only)

[slvrdubbin]

LETS KEEP THIS THREAD STRICTLY FOR HOWARD FANS TO DISCUSS HIS NEW SHOW... IF YOU ARE A STERN HATER, PLEASE GO HERE TO BASH HIM: http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=2377655

I am curious to hear what you guys think of his show now that he has moved over to Sirius? I personally think it has gotten better now that they don't get censored, and they have done a good job at not making it too crude. Lets hear your opinions!

George Takai has done an excellent job all week, I hope he stops in more often, his laugh makes you roll. Plus the fact that he thought it really was Arnold calling in on Tuesday.


Modified by slvrdubbin at 1:40 AM 1-13-2006

[caddy 2 dope]

im loving the new howard stern show
george takai is so damn funny
sirius is well worth the price, its less than the cost of a can of soda each day!

[euclid]

Balloon-knot.

[caddy 2 dope]

Quote, originally posted by euclid »

Balloon-knot.

[rgGolf4]

Its gonna be kinda sad to see George leave this week. He was great. I just heard on my way in to work that Dave Letterman called in (the real one) and offered George to announce the Top Ten list tonight. It sounded as if it was a go.

It would be great if he got more stuff to do. He seems to have a great sense of humor and can even poke fun at himself. Artie and him make a wierd but great combo.

[billt]

It was Evil Dave and not the real one...George kinda fell for it.

[deepspeed12]

Quote, originally posted by rgGolf4 »

Its gonna be kinda sad to see George leave this week

Yeah I agree he brings something different into the show and he hasn't been anything but great all week.

[rgGolf4]

Quote, originally posted by billt »

It was Evil Dave and not the real one...George kinda fell for it.

Really? I had to stop listening before that ended so I was just guessing. I should of known though.

[vdubjb]

Stern's pirated,
naughty bits air

Brooklyn, N.J. get show free

BY DAVID HINCKLEY
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Turns out Howard Stern isn't completely gone from terrestrial radio after all.

Illegal pirate radio broadcasts of his Sirius Satellite program have been heard this week - for free - on broadcast radio, including 95.1 FM in Brooklyn and 101.5 FM in North Jersey.

That presented a potentially startling situation yesterday for listeners in the Newark/Secaucus area who suddenly heard Stern replaying the obscenity-laced Pat O'Brien tapes and song parodies using words that can't be printed here.

Such language is legal on Sirius, which has no Federal Communications Commission regulations on its content, but quite illegal on over-the-air broadcast radio.

Sirius spokesman Patrick Reilly said yesterday that the company had heard nothing about Stern popping up on free radio, and said he would have no comment on it.

FCC spokesman David Fiske, whose agency Stern accuses of driving him from terrestrial radio, said he didn't know of any complaints about the apparent pirate transmissions.

"Pirate broadcasting is something we take very seriously," Fiske said, "although the content per se would be of no concern to us in the case of Howard Stern, since the FCC does not regulate satellite radio."

Program director Eric Johnson of WKXW in Trenton, which broadcasts legally on 101.5 FM, said he had gotten no listener calls, "so the pirate must have been working in a small area."

Johnson said unknown pirates used the 101.5 FM frequency in Brooklyn this summer. "I don't know what you do about it," he said. "You'd like to catch them, but it's like finding a needle in a haystack. Fortunately, they come and go."

The 95.1 FM frequency is vacant.

Technologically, said Tom Taylor of the trade magazine Inside Radio, it's "very easy" to take Stern's satellite program and transmit it on a broadcast frequency. Anyone receiving the Sirius transmission could download it to a computer or other receiving device, then broadcast it through an inexpensive antenna.

"You only need about $1,500 worth of equipment," Taylor said. "It's illegal, of course, but it's attractive to some people because even if you're caught, FCC enforcement can be a slow process."

Several dozen pirate stations operate regularly if erratically around the New York area, many playing Caribbean and other genres of music that don't have a regular home on city radio.

Fiske said the FCC doesn't comment on investigations or pending actions, though he suggested the country's largest pirate problem now is in Southern Florida.

[pdoel]

I think the show has been great. George made an excellent addition. Too bad he won't be on there full time. Maybe he can make some guest spots here and there.

At first I was surprised there weren't any guests really on. I thought there'd be a big hoopla. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized it was nice just having the old gang back. All the hoopla is sure to come. I'm sure they enjoyed just getting back into it, learning the equipment, etc.

They also said this morning they plan to have a lot of the groups back in to perform, since they can't use the tapes of their live performances from testicular radio. That'll be sweet!

[vwsteve]

[vdubjb]

"OH MY!", lol

[sTTephanie]

Ok guys I am not understanding how this Sirius thing works....is there anything I can buy that is both portable and you can listen in your car? Sorry if it's a stupid question.

[SteveMKIIDub]

Quote, originally posted by sTTephanie »

Ok guys I am not understanding how this Sirius thing works....is there anything I can buy that is both portable and you can listen in your car? Sorry if it's a stupid question.

Check Sirius's website. They likely have hardware that is portable but can be docked in your vehicle.

[caddy 2 dope]

Quote, originally posted by sTTephanie »

Ok guys I am not understanding how this Sirius thing works....is there anything I can buy that is both portable and you can listen in your car? Sorry if it's a stupid question.

i have the sirius starmate replay, it comes with a car kit,i bought a home docking kit seperately, so now i can play my sirius radio in my car and at home.

[clattymine]

any upates on the secrets??

i'm gonna listen later, but i cant wait!

1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me.
2. I once hid in my bathroom closet and pleasured myself while some of my family members went to the bathroom.
3. In the last year I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion.
4. I think I'm addicted to porn. I masturbate twice a day and prefer it over real sex.
5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn.
6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear.
7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables.
8. I have a half sister I've never met and don't want to.
9. I've had cosmetic surgery.
10. A guy once blew his **** on my chest.
11. I once had my stomach pump for alcohol poisoning and when I awoke an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals.

[pdoel]

Quote, originally posted by clattymine »

any upates on the secrets?? i'm gonna listen later, but i cant wait!

Here's the only ones they've answered so far:

1. I cheated on my wife and she caught me.

Scott the Engineer

2. I once hid in my bathroom closet and pleasured myself while some of my family members went to the bathroom.

Sal

3. In the last year I got a girl pregnant and had to pay for her abortion.

Richard

4. I think I'm addicted to porn. I masturbate twice a day and prefer it over real sex.

Jason

5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn.

JD.

[Adam20v]

Quote, originally posted by pdoel »

5. I have spent well over $10,000 on internet porn. JD.

AKA "Da Bad Ass"

[Adam20v]

Here are my guesses for the remaining ones...

6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear.

Artie

7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables.

Benjy

8. I have a half sister I've never met and don't want to.

Fred

9. I've had cosmetic surgery.

Robin

10. A guy once blew his **** on my chest.

Gary

11. I once had my stomach pump for alcohol poisoning and when I awoke an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals.

Howard

[ihaveavr6]

haha has anyone seen supertwink yet? the sound clips alone were hilarious

[pdoel]

Final results are in!

6. My buddy and I once ordered massage girls to our hotel room but they ripped us off and we were left staring at each other in our underwear.

Gary

7. I have pleasured myself with meat and vegetables.

Robin

8. I have a half sister I've never met and don't want to.

Fred

9. I've had cosmetic surgery.

Howard (about 10 years ago - nose job and chin liposuction)

10. A guy once blew his **** on my chest.

Artie (was in an orgy with porn stars)

11. I once had my stomach pump for alcohol poisoning and when I awoke an acquaintance of the same sex was fondling my genitals.

Benji

[vdubjb]

artie is a master story teller, I cant believe noone noticed sterns nose.

[rgGolf4]

holy ****.

I missed the revelations, but the one with artie is really surprising if not stomach turning.

And imagine the T-giving and Xmas' that Sal and his family are gonna have. Which cousin?

[pdoel]

Yeah, they made a point to try and "protect the innocent" when it came to Sal's story. But, with the info he did give, I'm sure his family knows who he was watching.

Robin's story, while it may not be very shocking, was very entertaining to listen to. She was about 19, living at home, and would just wake up in the middle of the night with the urge. She'd just run through the house trying to find something to use. Cucumbers were too big, a carrot was too small. Hotdogs were too small and had to be defrosted. She finally found some nice sausages that worked. She said she'd just run up and down the stairs experimenting until she found something to use. Then, when she was done, she'd have to expose of it. The comments the gang made were great!

She said when she was done, she'd basically be throwing away a complete dinner along with a salad.

I have a feeling the guys will get good use of this info for years to come!

[rgGolf4]

Quote, originally posted by pdoel »

Yeah, they made a point to try and "protect the innocent" when it came to Sal's story. But, with the info he did give, I'm sure his family knows who he was watching. Robin's story, while it may not be very shocking, was very entertaining to listen to. She was about 19, living at home, and would just wake up in the middle of the night with the urge. She'd just run through the house trying to find something to use. Cucumbers were too big, a carrot was too small. Hotdogs were too small and had to be defrosted. She finally found some nice sausages that worked. She said she'd just run up and down the stairs experimenting until she found something to use. Then, when she was done, she'd have to expose of it. The comments the gang made were great! She said when she was done, she'd basically be throwing away a complete dinner along with a salad. I have a feeling the guys will get good use of this info for years to come!

Oh my God that must of been great! With MLK day off I missed yesterdays show. I will be tuning in on the replay tonight to catch what I missed. I love Howard 100 and my Sirius.

[slvrdubbin]

[pdoel]

[eve16v]

i listened to stern in the morning when there was no good music on during the ride to work.. my bf has been a fan for years. i got sirius for him for xmas. i didnt get it myself cause i didnt actually realize how much i really listened to him. my bday was last week and he got me sirius and its awesome. i listen to it on the way in, and catch what i miss on the way home.

i think its a better show now.

[pdoel]

Welcome to Sirius!!!

[sTTephanie]

Did Howard have the most subtle nose job ever?? I don't get it...what's the point of spending $5000 if it still looks bad?

[eve16v]

artie had me dying of laughter on the way to work this morning. definitely a great way to start the day.

i had just missed howards, but they were still sorta talking about it... you definitely know he has better secrets than that.


Modified by eve16v at 5:44 PM 1-17-2006

[pdoel]

Quote, originally posted by sTTephanie »

Did Howard have the most subtle nose job ever?? I don't get it...what's the point of spending $5000 if it still looks bad?

I was wondering the same thing. People still call in and make fun of his nose. Maybe he wanted it to be subtle so that no one would notice and make fun of him? But if so, then what's the point?

[ElectroMike]

So I go on vacation for a week, come back and saw my Howard 100 post was locked.

Thanks for starting a new thread, missed a few days, hope to catch up today!

[slvrdubbin]

Quote, originally posted by ElectroMike »

So I go on vacation for a week, come back and saw my Howard 100 post was locked. Thanks for starting a new thread, missed a few days, hope to catch up today!

Yeah the O&A fans and XM fans bombarded the other thread and nobody could say anything positive about Stern.

What did you guys think about the revelations? I think alot of them were dissappointing for how much buildup there was.

[billt]

Of the main characters, only Robin's and Artie's were interesting the rest were pretty lame.