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    Re: (JettaGT8V80)

    03-08-2007 02:43 AM #386
    "Do you know the terror of he who falls asleep?
    To the very toes he is terrified, because the ground gives way under him, and the dream begins."
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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    03-08-2007 03:08 AM #387

    Oh the originality!

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    Re: (Capt. Obvious)

    03-08-2007 01:37 PM #389
    Pardon the random reference.

    I sold my bagged VW and bought a 5.0?
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    Re: (theAntiRiced)

    03-08-2007 01:41 PM #390
    This thread is great!
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    Re: (VrSxY01)

    03-08-2007 05:49 PM #391
    stolen from the car lounge!!

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    Re: (LSinLV)

    03-08-2007 07:40 PM #392
    Whew! I saw that LSinLV was the last person to post and I thought this got locked!
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    Re: (Capt. Obvious)

    03-08-2007 08:30 PM #393
    Quote, originally posted by Capt. Obvious »
    Whew! I saw that LSinLV was the last person to post and I thought this got locked!

    Classic conditioning at its finest! I'm the same way; every time I check my watched topics and see LSinLV as the last post, I know the thread has been locked.

    Luckily, I don't think Larry has jurisdiction in the Pets forum

    I sold my bagged VW and bought a 5.0?
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    03-08-2007 10:59 PM #394
    Just found this pic of my kitty. enjoy
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    Re: (Golf13)

    03-09-2007 03:36 AM #395
    Quote, originally posted by Golf13 »

    what kind of cat is that... looks a little wild


    this is a wild cat called a Fishing Cat

    I think their native to indonesia

    this is some russian guys exotic pet, he has a normal cat to that hangs out with the Fishing Cat but in all the pictures of the two together, the fishing cat is nearly ALWAYS sitting right on top of the poor domestic

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    03-09-2007 07:27 AM #396
    Here are a few that need caption.











    Modified by grantvisser at 6:32 AM 3-9-2007
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    Re: (StockTDI)

    03-09-2007 09:36 AM #397
    long cat is looooooong

    http://longc.at/longcat.html

    NSFW


    Modified by JUSTINCASE1021 at 9:39 AM 3-9-2007

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    Re: (JUSTINCASE1021)

    03-09-2007 09:42 AM #398
    Quote, originally posted by JUSTINCASE1021 »
    long cat is looooooong

    http://longc.at/longcat.html

    NSFW


    Modified by JUSTINCASE1021 at 9:39 AM 3-9-2007

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-cTWXGtWzE

    EDIT: We posted the same thing..... I didn't see your link until I quoted you and saw you edited your post...

    PS: yea... maybe NSFW...


    Modified by theAntiRiced at 6:43 AM 3-9-2007

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    Re: (theAntiRiced)

    03-09-2007 11:11 AM #399

    Haha! Kitten in a Beetle!

    I found it on that kitten generator site lol

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    Re: (theAntiRiced)

    03-09-2007 11:17 AM #400
    Quote, originally posted by theAntiRiced »

    Classic conditioning at its finest! I'm the same way; every time I check my watched topics and see LSinLV as the last post, I know the thread has been locked.

    Luckily, I don't think Larry has jurisdiction in the Pets forum

    yet....

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    Re: (LSinLV)

    03-09-2007 11:31 AM #401
    Quote, originally posted by LSinLV »

    yet....

    There you go again, making me think you locked one of the best threads Vortex has ever seen...

    I sold my bagged VW and bought a 5.0?
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    Re: (Capt. Obvious)

    03-09-2007 12:53 PM #402
    Quote, originally posted by Capt. Obvious »

    Well, this got me LOL at work!!

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    03-09-2007 04:05 PM #403
    * Excerpts from a Cat's Diary*

    Day 983 of my captivity.
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.


    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Fools!


    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.


    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.


    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....
    For now...


    And the dogs Diary:

    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

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    03-09-2007 10:11 PM #404
    found these pics... thought they'd fit in here...

    cat in a box...

    almost there....


    there! 10 pounds of cat in a 5 pound box!

    from http://www.mykesweblog.com/herding_cats/index.html

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    Re: (G-rocco)

    03-10-2007 02:12 PM #405
    someone needs to caption those pics!

    and that dairy thing is hilarious!! i got it as an email a long time ago.

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    Re: (Capt. Obvious)

    03-10-2007 03:27 PM #406
    Quote, originally posted by Capt. Obvious »
    * Excerpts from a Cat's Diary*

    Day 983 of my captivity.
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.


    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Fools!


    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.


    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.


    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....
    For now...


    And the dogs Diary:

    8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

    hahaha

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    03-11-2007 12:40 PM #407

    dunkaroos
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    Re: (dunkaroos)

    03-11-2007 07:58 PM #408
    Hahahahaha

    I heard the "xxxxx acquired" music in my head, too. Awesome.

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    Re: (boi retro)

    03-13-2007 11:02 PM #409
    Quote, originally posted by boi retro »
    Hahahahaha

    I heard the "xxxxx acquired" music in my head, too. Awesome.

    haha seriously.....and so returns the memory of so many a sleepless night

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    03-14-2007 03:25 AM #410
    first time ever in pets forum and i love it....
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    Re: (Richhh)

    03-14-2007 10:00 AM #411
    Quote, originally posted by Richhh »
    first time ever in pets forum and i love it....

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    Re: (JUSTINCASE1021)

    03-14-2007 06:11 PM #412
    This was e-mailed to me, I thought some of them were pretty good.


    "Time to grab the neighbor's cat and take up art! See attached photos!!!"

    "The book these came from said some of the paint jobs cost $15,000 and had to be repeated every 3 months as the cat's hair grows out. Must be nice to have $60,000 a year just to keep your
    cat painted!"

























    I better see some good captions


    edit, forgot a couple




    Modified by gti2.0016v at 7:18 PM 3-14-2007


    Modified by gti2.0016v at 7:22 PM 3-14-2007

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    Re: (GTi Angel)

    03-14-2007 06:46 PM #413
    great thread!
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    Re: (VTECeateR)

    03-14-2007 07:41 PM #414
    How in the world do you get a cat to hold still long enough to paint it?
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    Re: (varuna)

    03-14-2007 07:49 PM #415
    Quote, originally posted by varuna »
    How in the world do you get a cat to hold still long enough to paint it?

    I sold my bagged VW and bought a 5.0?
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    Re: (theAntiRiced)

    03-14-2007 09:05 PM #416

    Poor little guy

    Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.
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    Re: (gti2.0016v)

    03-14-2007 11:48 PM #417
    The book is called Why Paint Cats. I actually own it, but my participation
    in this thread is purely coincidental.
    Now, which one of you humps has got a cigarette for Dr. Rockso?
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    Re: (varuna)

    03-15-2007 10:06 AM #418
    Quote, originally posted by varuna »
    How in the world do you get a cat to hold still long enough to paint it?
    Roofies.

    Page 13 ownage!

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    Re: (vr6Cop)

    03-15-2007 10:13 AM #419
    I always though those pics were pchops
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    Re: (gti2.0016v)

    03-15-2007 11:09 AM #420

    Plaid Cat is not amused.
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