OT: Any AFL fans?

[Aussie_Golfa]

Quote, originally posted by minigolf »

Judd will look pretty good in a Carlton jumper. Even though I reckon we should keep picks #1 and #3,

He looked pretty good on the front and back of the hrald Sun today

At least it's pepped up some interest in the draft this year, I thought last year was boring.

[joshyd]

true. this years draft is meant to be pretty weak. #1 pick kreuzer is wayyy ahead of everyone else. after him, theres no real stand outs.

apparently WCE wants two top 10 picks for judd.

[TMK-001]

I'm keeping a lid on it... its a tough one when half the town is painted blue and white right now... the people of the town wonder where it all goes wrong each year in the past!?!

My sisters BF is a Collingwood man and we are all Geelogn supporters (in limited amounts...) so it should be an interesting weekend!

[WAY]

Ok who is going this Friday? I have been invited to the match. I don't know much about Footy, but because this isn't a corporate box ticket and instead a good ticket on the outside, I thought I would give it a go. I have never sat in a footy match outside of the corporate hospitality, and I think it will be fun.

[joshyd]

all you need to know is that you dont barrack for collingwood! should be a good game, ill be watching it on tv.

heaps better atmosphere sitting in the crowd

[WAY]

Quote, originally posted by joshyd »

heaps better atmosphere sitting in the crowd

I agree, that is why I have said no to the Grand Final (corporate box) but yes to this.

[TMK-001]

I'd say yes to whatever I could get for a Grand Final ticket. It doesnt matter who plays, it is always spectacular!

I'm watching this weeks game on the TV. Expect a MASSIVE crowd!

[Aussie_Golfa]

OK, checklist for weekend:

1. Couch

2. HD TV

3.

4. Munchies

5. More

Should see some top football this weekend. The Collingwoos game last week was gripping, first time I've watched extra time.

[Lima]

Quote, originally posted by TMK-001 »

I'd say yes to whatever I could get for a Grand Final ticket. It doesnt matter who plays, it is always spectacular! I'm watching this weeks game on the TV. Expect a MASSIVE crowd!

Toddy, you should go to the game bro. Probably be a better atmosphere to the GF, no b-grade pre-match entertainment, no fvvking suits sitting in the stands (except for WAY), and a cracking game of footy to boot.

And you can always kick Joffa in the nuts this week, because he won't be at the game next weekend.

[TMK-001]

I'd love to, but I'm in Mt Gambier. I spent last week in Victoria for my birthday, so I have some work to catch up on! I caught the "Across the Great Divide tour" in Ballarat and was delayed a day, so its hard to get the next Friday off to go to the footy...

[TMK-001]

Oh, I also have a fair few Grand Final parties to attend and if the Cats get in and win it, Geelong will be an awesome place to be on Saturday night!

[Lima]

Well, lucky, the game just sold out.

[Mr Stubby]

Quote, originally posted by TMK-001 »

I'd love to, but I'm in Mt Gambier. I spent last week in Victoria for my birthday, so I have some work to catch up on! I caught the "Across the Great Divide tour" in Ballarat and was delayed a day, so its hard to get the next Friday off to go to the footy...

Weaksauce imho.

[Aussie_Golfa]

Quote, originally posted by WAY »

I agree, that is why I have said no to the Grand Final (corporate box) but yes to this.

I would have taken the box Wayne.

At least then you wouldn't be sandwiched between two feral fans who haven't been near a shower since before their shift at the meat works which was followed by a stint at the Cricketer's, followed by a few quick Cougars before the siren to get them primed.

And then the obligatory punch-up after 3/4 time, and maybe a chunder on your shoes as they get tired and emotional........

Ahhhhhhhh.......the atmosphere

(PS: As you can see I'm frikin jealous)

[TMK-001]

Quote, originally posted by Mr Stubby »

Weaksauce imho.

Sorry, my work place doesnt have sauna facilities you COI.

[Mr Stubby]

Quote, originally posted by TMK-001 »

Sorry, my work place doesnt have sauna facilities you COI.

cop out

[Lima]

http://www.carltonfc.com.au/De...51443

Well, we have first dibs on him, if nothing else.

[TMK-001]

Quote, originally posted by Mr Stubby »

cop out

Man sweat.

[EZZY]

coporate box = better food/drinks and get to chat to the waitress

crowd = better atomsphere, sh!tty food and difficult to aviod from ppl bumping you while drinking

/me will be at the pub drinking and yelling with mates (best of both worlds imo) . GO PIES!


Modified by EZZY at 12:21 AM 9-21-2007

[TMK-001]

LICK 'EM *****S!!!

[TMK-001]

Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.

Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?

A. Bus shelter.

Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive?

A. His personality.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?

A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?

A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should
you try not to hit him?

A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a Collingwood supporter quiz night?

A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman!

Q. Why is three Collingwood supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?

A. Because a Lexus has four seats.

Q. What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?

A. Big Mac please.

BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE....

You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:

1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch
this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.

9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the
Maggies .'

10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its
wheels.

11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol
is in it.

12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.

16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.

[Lima]

Good luck tonight Todd.

If you lose to Eddie's fatheads I won't let you live it down...

EVER!!!

[WAY]

I've got Row E seats tonight. What time does it start???

I have also succumed to the pressure from you guys and took the corp box tix for the Grand Final.

[FL00DY]

Yeah good luck Toddy, I hope the cats get there. Dammit though I'm not here for the GF, seeing the parade would have been cool.

[TMK-001]

A pin drops... fuuuuck this ****. Geeliong are playing like a pack of loose asses! You kick them between the big ones!!!

[TMK-001]

Its pretty mad to see Nick Maxwell going well too... Jimmy Bartel, Nick and a few other guys all went to school together. Nick has really come along way in the past few years. He is a pretty tough dude!

[FL00DY]

Enjoy the coming week Todd GF week when your team is involved is pretty cool.

[TMK-001]

Out comes the navy blue and white paint... the retards that live on the highway would be painting their houses right now!

Dont talk GF til after the Brownlow.

[Lima]

Haha, this is great. I've had Collingwood people trash talking all week.

We won one of the two premierships on offer this year, and have the #1 pick.

Thanks for coming Pies.

FL00DY, Todd has seen plenty of GF weeks with Geelong in it. It's the week after that he's missed out on.

GO CATS ... until Port wins tomorrow.

[dkr]

Quote, originally posted by TMK-001 »

Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins? A. Society.

Most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed was at my uncle's (Carlton supporter) engagement party a few years back down in Melbourne, when all of her friends and family that were there (80% of the guests as it was her first marriage and his second) sung the collingwood song at the party... It was just as pathetic as it sounds..

You just got boned Eddie...

[TMK-001]

There is a 2 in 3 chance that the Premiership winning team will be from the spiritual home of the AFL as well.... Go Victorian teams! Hahaha

Port Adelaide... thats the SA version of Collingwood!!

[TMK-001]

My friend who is an ambo said he had a phone call from one of his bosses about a bit of over time in Geelong for Grand Final weekend. Apparently they are bringing in all the cavalry for the occasion... cops and ambos...

[GizmoGTI]

Quote, originally posted by Kirium »

Most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed was at my uncle's (Carlton supporter) engagement party a few years back down in Melbourne, when all of her friends and family that were there (80% of the guests as it was her first marriage and his second) sung the collingwood song at the party... It was just as pathetic as it sounds.. You just got boned Eddie...

well they didn't do all that bad considering they were supposed to have been thrashed by geelong - you do know they did have a good chance to take the game away from geeeeeelong i guess they ran out of steam right at the last couple of minutes i tellyou what it wouldn't surprise me a bit if they loose in the grand finals

[dkr]

Quote, originally posted by GizmoGTI »

well they didn't do all that bad considering they were supposed to have been thrashed by geelong - you do know they did have a good chance to take the game away from geeeeeelong

Nup. Didn't know that because I don't watch AFL.... All I know is I love seeing collingwood loose after my first and last run in with a collingwood family...

[WAY]

Last night's match was pretty awesome. Hearing 98000 people roar in MCG was quite a highlight for me. Definitely more fun than corporate hospitality, but a bit chilly though.