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    Thread: Offical NEK thread

    1. 04-24-2012 02:34 PM #60301
      Quote Originally Posted by jettasmooth View Post
      Guess what!??!?

      I finally figured out what the hell is going on with my car!!! I just had an epiphany today.
      C2 software is sh!t?
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      04-24-2012 02:35 PM #60302
      Quote Originally Posted by OLD-GTI View Post
      C2 software is sh!t?
      my problem wasn't the software. I'm running stock ECU and it was still running like garbage
      N.E.K.

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      04-24-2012 03:25 PM #60303
      : @upsetbobrosstree
      NEK This door is locked. Walk around.

    4. 04-24-2012 05:20 PM #60304
      my last concern in home defense is noise level...the louder the better IMHO.
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    5. 04-24-2012 05:51 PM #60305
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      04-24-2012 06:19 PM #60306
      that's too bad.

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      04-24-2012 06:35 PM #60307
      Quote Originally Posted by OLD-GTI View Post
      wow i thought that was my old friend from Seattle at first glance...WTF is with that stupid ass tattoo???
      NEK

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      04-24-2012 06:54 PM #60308

      YES! FEED HER!

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      04-24-2012 08:26 PM #60309
      Quote Originally Posted by OLD-GTI View Post
      my last concern in home defense is noise level...the louder the better IMHO.
      The last thing i want to do is wake up my kid if i dont have to.
      nek.csd
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      04-24-2012 08:33 PM #60310
      its long..but a must read
      http://imgur.com/gallery/HZymF
      NEK....PISS OFF

      R.I.P ALEXI

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      04-24-2012 08:34 PM #60311
      Quote Originally Posted by EddieVanHagar View Post
      The last thing i want to do is wake up my kid if i dont have to.
      Perfect response.
      : @upsetbobrosstree
      NEK This door is locked. Walk around.

    12. 04-24-2012 08:45 PM #60312
      Quote Originally Posted by EddieVanHagar View Post
      The last thing i want to do is wake up my kid if i dont have to.
      sounds like the P22 is for you
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      04-25-2012 12:12 AM #60313
      NEK

      valar morghulis

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      04-25-2012 09:35 AM #60314
      Quote Originally Posted by stapleface View Post
      its long..but a must read
      http://imgur.com/gallery/HZymF
      OMG!! That was ****ing awesome, I was dying halfway through

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      04-25-2012 03:01 PM #60315
      Quote Originally Posted by OLD-GTI View Post
      sounds like the P22 is for you
      eh. Ill just use my p229 .357SIG , someday ill have a can for it.
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      04-25-2012 03:38 PM #60316


      Last edited by milan616; 04-25-2012 at 03:56 PM.
      NEK

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      04-25-2012 04:07 PM #60317
      Quote Originally Posted by milan616 View Post

      Best thing I have ever seen you post.

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      04-25-2012 06:01 PM #60318
      There is only one thing wrong with this

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    19. 04-25-2012 06:34 PM #60319
      Quote Originally Posted by CorradoG602 View Post
      There is only one thing wrong with this

      2 things:

      1. she's not in my house
      2. there should be a Richard Petty in that left hand.
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      04-25-2012 06:42 PM #60320

    21. 04-25-2012 07:09 PM #60321
      Quote Originally Posted by corradog602 View Post
      there is only one thing wrong with this

      damn shirt!!!!
      NEK - As handy as a shirt pocket.

      Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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      04-25-2012 07:30 PM #60322
      Quote Originally Posted by TheGinMill View Post
      damn shirt!!!!
      I'll take that for an answer

      Quote Originally Posted by OLD-GTI View Post
      2 things:

      1. she's not in my house
      2. there should be a Richard Petty in that left hand.
      But I was thinking of #2......
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      04-26-2012 12:58 AM #60323




      Last edited by milan616; 04-26-2012 at 01:25 AM.
      NEK

      valar morghulis

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      04-26-2012 07:32 AM #60324
      Anyone have use for a solid 2.0L before I scrap it??
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      04-26-2012 12:05 PM #60325
      obviously C&P'ed...

      Imagine if you were a mechanic who owned an auto shop and your average customer call went something like the average IT call:

      Customer: My car isn't working and I need you to fix it immediately, this is an emergency

      Mechanic: Alright sir what seems to be the problem?

      Customer: I don't know, I tried to use my car on friday and it didn't work, now it's monday and I need to get to work and I can't and this needs to be fixed right now.

      Mechanic: Can you start the car? Can you even get into your car? Does it make any sounds when you try to start it? Are all 4 tires there?

      Customer: I don't know, I don't know what any of that stuff means, I tried to get to work and it wouldn't let me and you need to fix it now because you changed my oil 6 months ago.

      Mechanic: Alright well what kind of car are you driving?

      Customer: I don't know, a green one, why does that matter?

      Mechanic: Please take a look at the back of your car and see if there are any letters or numbers that would indicate a vehicle model or manufacturer

      Customer: Ok, my car is a SV2 87K.

      Mechanic: No sir that's your license plate. My records indicate that you drive a Nissan Altima, can you confirm that the key you're using to try and get into this car says Nissan on it?

      Customer: My key says Lexus but I don't see how that makes a difference, I've been using this key on this car for years and it's always worked, what did you do to my car?
      : @upsetbobrosstree
      NEK This door is locked. Walk around.

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