Offical NEK thread

[G60toR32]

[OLD-GTI]

my last concern in home defense is noise level...the louder the better IMHO.

[OLD-GTI]

[MFZERO]

that's too bad.

[sofa]

wow i thought that was my old friend from Seattle at first glance...WTF is with that stupid ass tattoo???

[vwrabbit87]

YES! FEED HER!

[EddieVanHagar]

my last concern in home defense is noise level...the louder the better IMHO.

The last thing i want to do is wake up my kid if i dont have to.

[stapleface]

its long..but a must read
http://imgur.com/gallery/HZymF

[G60toR32]

The last thing i want to do is wake up my kid if i dont have to.

Perfect response.

[OLD-GTI]

The last thing i want to do is wake up my kid if i dont have to.

sounds like the P22 is for you

[milan616]

[s4mt3k]

its long..but a must read
http://imgur.com/gallery/HZymF

OMG!! That was ****ing awesome, I was dying halfway through

[EddieVanHagar]

sounds like the P22 is for you

eh. Ill just use my p229 .357SIG , someday ill have a can for it.

[milan616]

[Local603]

Best thing I have ever seen you post.

[CorradoG602]

There is only one thing wrong with this

[OLD-GTI]

There is only one thing wrong with this

2 things:

1. she's not in my house
2. there should be a Richard Petty in that left hand.

[MFZERO]

[TheGinMill]

there is only one thing wrong with this

damn shirt!!!!

[CorradoG602]

damn shirt!!!!

I'll take that for an answer

2 things:

1. she's not in my house
2. there should be a Richard Petty in that left hand.

But I was thinking of #2......

[milan616]

[Local603]

Anyone have use for a solid 2.0L before I scrap it??
http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthrea...and-Trans-149k

[G60toR32]

obviously C&P'ed...

Imagine if you were a mechanic who owned an auto shop and your average customer call went something like the average IT call:

Customer: My car isn't working and I need you to fix it immediately, this is an emergency

Mechanic: Alright sir what seems to be the problem?

Customer: I don't know, I tried to use my car on friday and it didn't work, now it's monday and I need to get to work and I can't and this needs to be fixed right now.

Mechanic: Can you start the car? Can you even get into your car? Does it make any sounds when you try to start it? Are all 4 tires there?

Customer: I don't know, I don't know what any of that stuff means, I tried to get to work and it wouldn't let me and you need to fix it now because you changed my oil 6 months ago.

Mechanic: Alright well what kind of car are you driving?

Customer: I don't know, a green one, why does that matter?

Mechanic: Please take a look at the back of your car and see if there are any letters or numbers that would indicate a vehicle model or manufacturer

Customer: Ok, my car is a SV2 87K.

Mechanic: No sir that's your license plate. My records indicate that you drive a Nissan Altima, can you confirm that the key you're using to try and get into this car says Nissan on it?

Customer: My key says Lexus but I don't see how that makes a difference, I've been using this key on this car for years and it's always worked, what did you do to my car?

[ShadowGLI]

[CorradoG602]

obviously C&P'ed...

Imagine if you were a mechanic who owned an auto shop and your average customer call went something like the average IT call:

Customer: My car isn't working and I need you to fix it immediately, this is an emergency

Mechanic: Alright sir what seems to be the problem?

Customer: I don't know, I tried to use my car on friday and it didn't work, now it's monday and I need to get to work and I can't and this needs to be fixed right now.

Mechanic: Can you start the car? Can you even get into your car? Does it make any sounds when you try to start it? Are all 4 tires there?

Customer: I don't know, I don't know what any of that stuff means, I tried to get to work and it wouldn't let me and you need to fix it now because you changed my oil 6 months ago.

Mechanic: Alright well what kind of car are you driving?

Customer: I don't know, a green one, why does that matter?

Mechanic: Please take a look at the back of your car and see if there are any letters or numbers that would indicate a vehicle model or manufacturer

Customer: Ok, my car is a SV2 87K.

Mechanic: No sir that's your license plate. My records indicate that you drive a Nissan Altima, can you confirm that the key you're using to try and get into this car says Nissan on it?

Customer: My key says Lexus but I don't see how that makes a difference, I've been using this key on this car for years and it's always worked, what did you do to my car?

Sad thing is, I see this kind of nonsense all the time. And everyone wonders why I have such a bad attitude towards work and cars.

[BigTimBigTurbo]

obviously C&P'ed...

Imagine if you were a mechanic who owned an auto shop and your average customer call went something like the average IT call:

Customer: My car isn't working and I need you to fix it immediately, this is an emergency

Mechanic: Alright sir what seems to be the problem?

Customer: I don't know, I tried to use my car on friday and it didn't work, now it's monday and I need to get to work and I can't and this needs to be fixed right now.

Mechanic: Can you start the car? Can you even get into your car? Does it make any sounds when you try to start it? Are all 4 tires there?

Customer: I don't know, I don't know what any of that stuff means, I tried to get to work and it wouldn't let me and you need to fix it now because you changed my oil 6 months ago.

Mechanic: Alright well what kind of car are you driving?

Customer: I don't know, a green one, why does that matter?

Mechanic: Please take a look at the back of your car and see if there are any letters or numbers that would indicate a vehicle model or manufacturer

Customer: Ok, my car is a SV2 87K.

Mechanic: No sir that's your license plate. My records indicate that you drive a Nissan Altima, can you confirm that the key you're using to try and get into this car says Nissan on it?

Customer: My key says Lexus but I don't see how that makes a difference, I've been using this key on this car for years and it's always worked, what did you do to my car?

hahaha i kinda of see that **** but it is with furnaces and boilers

[G60toR32]

if you haven't done so already...pm me an address if you want me to send stickers to you!!! I'm mailing them tomorrow!

EDIT: If you attend Chili's GTGs do NOT send me a PM to have it mailed. I can make arrangements to meet you there and give them to you.

[G60toR32]

[MFZERO]

Sad thing is, I see this kind of nonsense all the time. And everyone wonders why I have such a bad attitude towards work and cars.

I was going to say the same thing, minus the bad attitude part

[Local603]

if you haven't done so already...pm me an address if you want me to send stickers to you!!! I'm mailing them tomorrow!

EDIT: If you attend Chili's GTGs do NOT send me a PM to have it mailed. I can make arrangements to meet you there and give them to you.

Just hold onto mine, drop them here when in the area or something or other. I'll give you my address if you really want to mail them to me.

[MFZERO]

[CorradoG602]

Grant hold onto mine, I'll go to chilli's some day

some people have to much time on their hands

http://thebrigade.thechive.com/2012/...-39-hq-photos/

[TheGinMill]

obviously C&P'ed...

Imagine if you were a mechanic who owned an auto shop and your average customer call went something like the average IT call:

Customer: My car isn't working and I need you to fix it immediately, this is an emergency

Mechanic: Alright sir what seems to be the problem?

Customer: I don't know, I tried to use my car on friday and it didn't work, now it's monday and I need to get to work and I can't and this needs to be fixed right now.

Mechanic: Can you start the car? Can you even get into your car? Does it make any sounds when you try to start it? Are all 4 tires there?

Customer: I don't know, I don't know what any of that stuff means, I tried to get to work and it wouldn't let me and you need to fix it now because you changed my oil 6 months ago.

Mechanic: Alright well what kind of car are you driving?

Customer: I don't know, a green one, why does that matter?

Mechanic: Please take a look at the back of your car and see if there are any letters or numbers that would indicate a vehicle model or manufacturer

Customer: Ok, my car is a SV2 87K.

Mechanic: No sir that's your license plate. My records indicate that you drive a Nissan Altima, can you confirm that the key you're using to try and get into this car says Nissan on it?

Customer: My key says Lexus but I don't see how that makes a difference, I've been using this key on this car for years and it's always worked, what did you do to my car?

Ahhh, memories of my IT days.

My favorite, but most bitched about resolution to a trouble ticket.... "Issue isolated between keyboard and chair"

Grant hold onto mine, I'll go to chilli's some day

You paid for em, least I can do is go get em for us. Next week?

[MFZERO]

You paid for em, least I can do is go get em for us. Next week?

That sounds like an ideal night to be there

[G60toR32]

sucks I won't have the car back until the end of next week so I can't say I'm a def until I find out if I can grab April's. I can always give them to MF if need be since he's always there.