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    1. Member bdcoombs's Avatar
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      12-24-2007 01:43 AM #1
      thought it would be funny to hear some vw jokes/sayings

      1. its like crack once you boost you just wanna hit it agian
      2. mk2's are like herpes you think its gone but they always come back


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      12-24-2007 01:46 AM #2
      These sayings. They are horrible.

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      12-24-2007 01:47 AM #3
      that wasnt funny try again
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      12-24-2007 01:48 AM #4
      Herbes?

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      12-24-2007 01:49 AM #5
      "Yeah, I also own 5 mk2's and none of them run either..."

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      12-24-2007 01:52 AM #6
      Quote, originally posted by Mr. Knappy »
      Herbes?

      Must've been a typo, P and B are right next to each other on the keyboard.


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      12-24-2007 02:08 AM #7
      Oh, you don't like it? Get the f' out of my car.
      Remember when we used to put stuff here?

    8. 12-24-2007 02:15 AM #8
      Me finding a zap strap on the ground- "Oh, a zap strap, anyone need this? ...........no?.........Well I have a Volkswagen, so I sure do."

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      12-24-2007 02:24 AM #9
      Thought of one, I think it was Dreadz that said "Zipties and MK2s go together like Batman and Robin."

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      12-24-2007 02:37 AM #10
      "No, the heater works in this car, its the AC that doesn't work, its the other way around in the Jetta."

      and,

      "No, the window doesn't work on that side, but you can open it from the outside, so thats a plus."


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      12-24-2007 02:45 AM #11
      Quote, originally posted by tstmstr »
      Oh, you don't like it? Get the f' out of my car.

      you have an automatic rifle mounted to your MK2?

      How about "Which rattle?"


    12. 12-24-2007 03:11 AM #12
      Quote, originally posted by fizatdh »
      "No, the heater works in this car, its the AC that doesn't work, its the other way around in the Jetta."

      and,

      "No, the window doesn't work on that side, but you can open it from the outside, so thats a plus."

      rotflmao


    13. 12-24-2007 03:14 AM #13
      I thought mk2's came from the factory with zipties. <--- quote from ?

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      12-24-2007 03:16 AM #14
      My friend when trying to open the passenger side door the other day:

      "Oh. Apparently you need superhuman finger strength to use the handle on a Volkswagen, I guess."

      -Bryan

    15. 12-24-2007 03:29 AM #15
      mk2's are like European women...high maintenance, fast fun and won't hesitate to take the last penny from your pocket.

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      12-24-2007 04:33 AM #16
      im always imaturely laughing at VAG.
      go big or go slow

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      12-24-2007 04:36 AM #17
      Ive always liked "NOS is a like a chick with herpes, you want to hit it but your afraid of the consequences". or however it goes... and add VW to that somewhere...

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      12-24-2007 08:02 AM #18
      whenever something goes wrong i whip out the...

      "oh, thats a common problem"
      schpeel. who knew vw's had so many common problems
      I used to own stuff. Then I sold it. So i bought different stuff. Now I just have different stuff.

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      12-24-2007 08:31 AM #19
      your not dubin unless your rubbin
      Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly.

    20. 12-24-2007 08:55 AM #20
      Quote, originally posted by vwjetta91 »
      your not dubin unless your rubbin


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      12-24-2007 09:18 AM #21
      this has happened to me a number of times..

      "No. I'm not waving at you, I'm rolling open my sunroof."


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      12-24-2007 09:54 AM #22
      "My crackpipe broke... guess I'm not making it to work today."

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      12-24-2007 10:09 AM #23
      You can fix most anything w/zipties, seafoam, and window-weld.

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      12-24-2007 10:11 AM #24
      what i've been telling my fiance lately: they all do that sooner or later...referring to my trans stripping the teeth off of 2nd gear, cracked downpipe, and various other things...

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      12-24-2007 10:18 AM #25
      mm... mine is go hard or go home

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      12-24-2007 11:34 AM #26
      Quote, originally posted by dubhardallday »
      im always imaturely laughing at VAG.

      I thought I was the only one..

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      12-24-2007 11:39 AM #27
      Here is my favorite that I read somewhere while back and i cant seam to forget it. "MK2 is like a really hot chick who's really really cool, and no matter how bad she treats you, you keep going back."

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      12-24-2007 11:49 AM #28
      I love my VAG.
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    29. 12-24-2007 12:40 PM #29
      yeah the seatbelts are ****ing gay, just dont wear them...

    30. 12-24-2007 01:29 PM #30
      Quote, originally posted by Deutschbag »

      P and B are right next to each other on the keyboard.

      Noo.. Any ways I've always liked "If it ain't leakin' oil it's out of it".

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      12-24-2007 01:41 PM #31
      volkswagens dont leak oil, they just mark their spot.
      -Maryland Nick-
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      static is for laundry.

    32. 12-24-2007 04:33 PM #32
      A brand new VW will always be a VW. A brand new whatever is only new till you drive it off the lot.

    33. 12-24-2007 04:37 PM #33
      Quote, originally posted by dubhardallday »
      im always imaturely laughing at VAG.

      I don't know about the rest of the world but here in Canada (or at least in my mk2) it says VAG SERVICE on the parcel tray piece


    34. 12-24-2007 05:02 PM #34
      Quote, originally posted by DIE TRYING »
      volkswagens dont leak oil, they just mark their spot.

      haha i like that one


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      12-24-2007 05:11 PM #35
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