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    1. Member VuitoRico's Avatar
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      12-24-2007 11:34 AM #26
      Quote, originally posted by dubhardallday »
      im always imaturely laughing at VAG.

      I thought I was the only one..

    2. 12-24-2007 11:39 AM #27
      Here is my favorite that I read somewhere while back and i cant seam to forget it. "MK2 is like a really hot chick who's really really cool, and no matter how bad she treats you, you keep going back."

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      12-24-2007 11:49 AM #28
      I love my VAG.
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    4. 12-24-2007 12:40 PM #29
      yeah the seatbelts are ****ing gay, just dont wear them...

    5. 12-24-2007 01:29 PM #30
      Quote, originally posted by Deutschbag »
      P and B are right next to each other on the keyboard.
      Noo.. Any ways I've always liked "If it ain't leakin' oil it's out of it".

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      12-24-2007 01:41 PM #31
      volkswagens dont leak oil, they just mark their spot.
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      static is for laundry.

    7. 12-24-2007 04:33 PM #32
      A brand new VW will always be a VW. A brand new whatever is only new till you drive it off the lot.

    8. 12-24-2007 04:37 PM #33
      Quote, originally posted by dubhardallday »
      im always imaturely laughing at VAG.

      I don't know about the rest of the world but here in Canada (or at least in my mk2) it says VAG SERVICE on the parcel tray piece

    9. 12-24-2007 05:02 PM #34
      Quote, originally posted by DIE TRYING »
      volkswagens dont leak oil, they just mark their spot.

      haha i like that one [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]

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      12-24-2007 05:11 PM #35
      my friends driving
      "Where the hell is 5th"
      " wats that mexican song playing? is that your ring tone? jesus its gunna b stuck in my head for hours.... do da dee do da dee do da dee"
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      we do it.

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    11. 12-24-2007 05:22 PM #36
      Quote, originally posted by Mr. Knappy »
      Herbes?


      kinda like ferbies...

    12. 12-24-2007 05:26 PM #37
      Quote, originally posted by Rallyfreak202 »
      I love my VAG.


      oh man, i got sand all in my VAG!

    13. 12-24-2007 05:41 PM #38
      Quote, originally posted by fizatdh »
      "No, the window doesn't work on that side, but you can open it from the outside, so thats a plus."

      haha i get that all the time in my mk4...
      "nah the button dosent work. but if you pull it down with your hands"

    14. 12-24-2007 06:00 PM #39
      "I cant open your door"
      "DAAAM your trunk is HUGE"
      "wheres the rest of your seatbelt?"
      and my favorite,
      "Why is your left blinker on, your supposed to make a right"

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      12-24-2007 06:31 PM #40
      Quote, originally posted by LVMYGTI »
      you have an automatic rifle mounted to your MK2?
      How about "Which rattle?"

      Well it is a diesel
      Remember when we used to put stuff here?

    16. 12-24-2007 07:03 PM #41
      Quote, originally posted by vwjetta91 »
      your not dubin unless your rubbin


      sry for the southern vernacular, but its "if you aint rubbin, you aint dubbin"

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      12-24-2007 07:04 PM #42
      Quote, originally posted by synthetic blinker fluid »
      mk2's are like European women...high maintenance, fast fun and won't hesitate to take the last penny from your pocket.
      i thought that was american women who did that

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      12-24-2007 10:18 PM #43
      No, that's every woman.

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      12-24-2007 10:29 PM #44
      Quote, originally posted by weefek »
      I don't know about the rest of the world but here in Canada (or at least in my mk2) it says VAG SERVICE on the parcel tray piece

      mine says that on the "secret glove box" under the steering wheel"
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      12-24-2007 10:29 PM #45
      Quote, originally posted by DIE TRYING »
      volkswagens dont leak oil, they just mark their spot.

      Or - when it stops leaking it's because it's empty.

    21. 12-25-2007 12:49 AM #46
      **** did you say? i **** hear you, im trying to finger it out.

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      12-25-2007 01:24 AM #47
      Boosted is better.
      G-laders: Not just for breakfast anymore.
      If I were a supermarket lobster, I wouldn't wish for anything less than nuclear Armageddon.

    23. 12-25-2007 02:28 AM #48



      Modified by himself111 at 2:30 AM 12-25-2007

    24. 12-25-2007 05:20 PM #49
      having a mk2 is like dating a german chick. you may love them, but sometimes they don't love you back
      (adapted from bad news bears)

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      10-07-2012 12:47 AM #50
      Its a VW it comes with the check engine light on.........
      Originally Posted by jaywonch
      Step #1 stop being poor.
      Step #2 fix that ****box.

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