post your funny VW sayings

[Eoin16V]

Quote, originally posted by Mr. Knappy »

Herbes?

kinda like ferbies...

[Eoin16V]

Quote, originally posted by Rallyfreak202 »

I love my VAG.

oh man, i got sand all in my VAG!

[00vr]

Quote, originally posted by fizatdh »

"No, the window doesn't work on that side, but you can open it from the outside, so thats a plus."

haha i get that all the time in my mk4...

"nah the button dosent work. but if you pull it down with your hands"

[WolfsburgInNJ]

"I cant open your door"

"DAAAM your trunk is HUGE"

"wheres the rest of your seatbelt?"

and my favorite,
"Why is your left blinker on, your supposed to make a right"

[tstmstr]

Quote, originally posted by LVMYGTI »

you have an automatic rifle mounted to your MK2? How about "Which rattle?"

Well it is a diesel

[bkilla]

Quote, originally posted by vwjetta91 »

your not dubin unless your rubbin

sry for the southern vernacular, but its "if you aint rubbin, you aint dubbin"

[vitos97GT]

Quote, originally posted by synthetic blinker fluid »

mk2's are like European women...high maintenance, fast fun and won't hesitate to take the last penny from your pocket.

i thought that was american women who did that

[topdawg_mc4]

No, that's every woman.

[James Himself]

Quote, originally posted by weefek »

I don't know about the rest of the world but here in Canada (or at least in my mk2) it says VAG SERVICE on the parcel tray piece

mine says that on the "secret glove box" under the steering wheel"

[G-rocco]

Quote, originally posted by DIE TRYING »

volkswagens dont leak oil, they just mark their spot.

Or - when it stops leaking it's because it's empty.

[shawn_the_kid]

**** did you say? i **** hear you, im trying to finger it out.

[OrdinaryGirl]

Boosted is better.

G-laders: Not just for breakfast anymore.

[himself111]

Modified by himself111 at 2:30 AM 12-25-2007

[Burnoutx]

having a mk2 is like dating a german chick. you may love them, but sometimes they don't love you back

(adapted from bad news bears)

[TANGO DOWN]

Its a VW it comes with the check engine light on.........

[GregTheBaker]

To people who can't open mk2 "pinch!! Don't pull"

[flygliii]

Pfff...check out my for sale ad and you can make up your own...

"Yes, that (sound, vibration, smell, or lack of something, etc) is normal"

Wife calls it the "scary car", our kid calls it the "noisy car"...

[candyvr6]

why does your car smell like crayons??

used to get that all the time in my mk4, thought about melting crayons in my mk2 to get the same effect

[Barelymovin]

Here is my favorite that I read somewhere while back and i cant seam to forget it. "MK2 is like a really hot chick who's really really cool, and no matter how bad she treats you, you keep going back."

Had a couple that would not hesitate to let me down at every opportunity.

"Earsplitin Loudenboomer" "farfrüm thinkin" <- a couple I've heard.

[The Janitor]

"Maintenance is like an insane girlfriend, leave it and it will come back to haunt you."

[C.G]

Girlfriend "Its broken...again?"

Me "Once I fix this it will be good to go"

[keithcole]

VW's the only cars where thay coat your whole undercarriage is spotless except for that one muthafukin bracket that holds ur god damn front bumper.

MK2's the only car wheres theres more play in my steering wheel then my shifter knob.

MK2 turbo diesels the only turbo production car under 60 hp

VW's where turning on my right signal is like playing the memory game simon involving the healight switch and my directionals.

MK2's when you tell random people that the reason you have 14's is cuz there better on mpg

[MousesFriend]

"thats a new sound, but the other ones are pretty normal."

[Njegos18t]

8 valves are forever i like to say that sometimes

[georgeboole]

my friends driving
"Where the hell is 5th"

well they can't tell me that cause i don't have a 5th

[smackjdm]

"i like my vag like i like my vag shaved and wet"
"the mil`s turned off..s*** to the dealer"
"check engine light=way of life"
"r,1st,2nd, or 5? whats your 020 forgotten today?"

some i remember from various forums n drunken outings

[riceslayer]

"oh, THAT vibration..that just means it likes you!"

[OutGolfin]

Pinch, NO don't pull, PINCH dammit!