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    Thread: post your funny VW sayings

    1. 12-24-2007 05:22 PM #36
      Quote, originally posted by Mr. Knappy »
      Herbes?


      kinda like ferbies...


    2. 12-24-2007 05:26 PM #37
      Quote, originally posted by Rallyfreak202 »
      I love my VAG.


      oh man, i got sand all in my VAG!


    3. 12-24-2007 05:41 PM #38
      Quote, originally posted by fizatdh »
      "No, the window doesn't work on that side, but you can open it from the outside, so thats a plus."

      haha i get that all the time in my mk4...

      "nah the button dosent work. but if you pull it down with your hands"


    4. 12-24-2007 06:00 PM #39
      "I cant open your door"

      "DAAAM your trunk is HUGE"

      "wheres the rest of your seatbelt?"

      and my favorite,
      "Why is your left blinker on, your supposed to make a right"


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      12-24-2007 06:31 PM #40
      Quote, originally posted by LVMYGTI »

      you have an automatic rifle mounted to your MK2?

      How about "Which rattle?"

      Well it is a diesel

      Remember when we used to put stuff here?

    6. 12-24-2007 07:03 PM #41
      Quote, originally posted by vwjetta91 »
      your not dubin unless your rubbin


      sry for the southern vernacular, but its "if you aint rubbin, you aint dubbin"


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      12-24-2007 07:04 PM #42
      Quote, originally posted by synthetic blinker fluid »
      mk2's are like European women...high maintenance, fast fun and won't hesitate to take the last penny from your pocket.
      i thought that was american women who did that

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      12-24-2007 10:18 PM #43
      No, that's every woman.

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      12-24-2007 10:29 PM #44
      Quote, originally posted by weefek »

      I don't know about the rest of the world but here in Canada (or at least in my mk2) it says VAG SERVICE on the parcel tray piece

      mine says that on the "secret glove box" under the steering wheel"

      clean 99 mk3 jetta for sale. 130k James_Le_Mans instagram.

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      12-24-2007 10:29 PM #45
      Quote, originally posted by DIE TRYING »
      volkswagens dont leak oil, they just mark their spot.

      Or - when it stops leaking it's because it's empty.


    11. 12-25-2007 12:49 AM #46
      **** did you say? i **** hear you, im trying to finger it out.

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      12-25-2007 01:24 AM #47
      Boosted is better.

      G-laders: Not just for breakfast anymore.

      If I were a supermarket lobster, I wouldn't wish for anything less than nuclear Armageddon.

    13. 12-25-2007 02:28 AM #48



      Modified by himself111 at 2:30 AM 12-25-2007

    14. 12-25-2007 05:20 PM #49
      having a mk2 is like dating a german chick. you may love them, but sometimes they don't love you back

      (adapted from bad news bears)


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      10-07-2012 12:47 AM #50
      Its a VW it comes with the check engine light on.........
      Originally Posted by jaywonch
      Step #1 stop being poor.
      Step #2 fix that ****box.

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      10-07-2012 02:12 AM #51
      To people who can't open mk2 "pinch!! Don't pull"

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      10-07-2012 03:19 AM #52
      Pfff...check out my for sale ad and you can make up your own...

      "Yes, that (sound, vibration, smell, or lack of something, etc) is normal"

      Wife calls it the "scary car", our kid calls it the "noisy car"...
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      10-07-2012 10:15 AM #53
      why does your car smell like crayons??

      used to get that all the time in my mk4, thought about melting crayons in my mk2 to get the same effect

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      10-07-2012 10:10 PM #54
      Quote Originally Posted by VW_RAT_VW View Post
      Here is my favorite that I read somewhere while back and i cant seam to forget it. "MK2 is like a really hot chick who's really really cool, and no matter how bad she treats you, you keep going back."
      Had a couple that would not hesitate to let me down at every opportunity.

      "Earsplitin Loudenboomer" "farfrüm thinkin" <- a couple I've heard.

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      10-07-2012 10:47 PM #55
      "Maintenance is like an insane girlfriend, leave it and it will come back to haunt you."

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      10-08-2012 12:01 AM #56
      Girlfriend "Its broken...again?"

      Me "Once I fix this it will be good to go"
      ..::MkIIMilitia :: 8VBattalion :: 2-DoorRegiment::..

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      10-08-2012 12:18 AM #57
      VW's the only cars where thay coat your whole undercarriage is spotless except for that one muthafukin bracket that holds ur god damn front bumper.

      MK2's the only car wheres theres more play in my steering wheel then my shifter knob.

      MK2 turbo diesels the only turbo production car under 60 hp

      VW's where turning on my right signal is like playing the memory game simon involving the healight switch and my directionals.

      MK2's when you tell random people that the reason you have 14's is cuz there better on mpg
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      If I can figure out the theorems on gravitational singularities in the framework of general relativity, and the theoretical prediction that black holes should emit radiation,then you should be able to post a damn picture on the damn intranet

    23. 10-08-2012 02:44 AM #58
      "thats a new sound, but the other ones are pretty normal."

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      10-08-2012 03:26 AM #59
      8 valves are forever i like to say that sometimes
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      10-08-2012 04:50 AM #60
      Quote Originally Posted by demelok View Post
      my friends driving
      "Where the hell is 5th"

      well they can't tell me that cause i don't have a 5th

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      10-08-2012 07:41 AM #61
      "i like my vag like i like my vag shaved and wet"
      "the mil`s turned off..s*** to the dealer"
      "check engine light=way of life"
      "r,1st,2nd, or 5? whats your 020 forgotten today?"

      some i remember from various forums n drunken outings

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      10-08-2012 08:34 AM #62
      "oh, THAT vibration..that just means it likes you!"
      Quote Originally Posted by 90dub View Post
      these pics make me wanna punch baby monkeys

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      10-08-2012 08:51 AM #63
      Pinch, NO don't pull, PINCH dammit!
      R13 5
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      Quote Originally Posted by VDub2625 View Post
      You can't go building a car thinking, "I spent this much money, but what if I **** it up?" Solution: don't **** it up.

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