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  1. Phrost
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    Look what I did

    02-12-2008 01:56 AM #1
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    Sooo ah, Vortex... How long do I have to live?

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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 02:15 AM #2
    Holy ****! My arteries are clogging just LOOKING at that!!!
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    Re: Look what I did (-HighdB-)

    02-12-2008 02:31 AM #3
    I'll post up in the morning if I'm still alive.

    Honestly, I do kinda feel like puking

    The first half was delicious, but then after that was downhill. Every swallow was paired with thoughts of gaging. But then I would look at the next piece, and it would look so delicious I had to put the bittersweet concoction into my mouth. OM NOM NOM NOM

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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 02:38 AM #4
    hahaha thats great
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    Re: Look what I did (VwVixEn98)

    02-12-2008 02:39 AM #5
    heart attack
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    Re: Look what I did (Shawn W.)

    02-12-2008 02:42 AM #6

    funny and disgusting

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    Re: Look what I did (Half Pint)

    02-12-2008 02:58 AM #7
    lord have mercy
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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 05:16 AM #8
    Quote, originally posted by Phrost »
    I'll post up in the morning if I'm still alive.

    Honestly, I do kinda feel like puking

    The first half was delicious, but then after that was downhill. Every swallow was paired with thoughts of gaging. But then I would look at the next piece, and it would look so delicious I had to put the bittersweet concoction into my mouth. OM NOM NOM NOM

    Next time cook up some hashbrowns and put those inside with the cheese. I bet it'll dilute the bacon content enough to get the whole thing down easy

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    Covering up sweaty athletic gear smell with fake apple scent is just going to smell like an apple pie wearing a jock strap.
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    Re: Look what I did (G-rocco)

    02-12-2008 06:01 AM #9
    That's f'n awesome
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    Re: Look what I did (Adam253)

    02-12-2008 07:16 AM #10
    That's F**cking classic.

    Just think if anyone ever asks you if you've eaten a 14 piece Bacon Lattice Chedder Cheese Roll up, you can answer with a "Yes Mother F**ker, I invented it"

    p.s. in the second picture, what's in the joints between the bacon? If it's butter you're a maniac and a true 1%er.

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    Re: Look what I did (Joe Delaware)

    02-12-2008 07:22 AM #11
    Is that Wisconsin Cheddar? Why did you skimp with the butter??
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    Re: Look what I did (gourmandster)

    02-12-2008 11:25 AM #12
    wow.
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    Re: Look what I did (LedJetta)

    02-12-2008 11:40 AM #13
    you're bound to look like me soon! i can't even stomach that much bacon (not to mention the accessories!)
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    Re: Look what I did (leitmotif)

    02-12-2008 12:00 PM #14
    that is effin awesome. And I agree, hashbrowns inside it would really "set it off".
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    Re: Look what I did (BlckBadged_SwissChee)

    02-12-2008 01:10 PM #15
    Looks like Phrost is dead.
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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 01:28 PM #16
    Quote, originally posted by Phrost »
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    Sooo ah, Vortex... How long do I have to live?

    Holy grease! I think you should've left the bacon on for a little longer so that it gets even crispier and more fat drains out of it. But then again, you put butter and cheese on it.

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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 03:09 PM #17
    that is just amazing.. a pinnacle of meaty goodness!
    bravo!!
    this gives me an idea for a thread.. the most tasty grease we can come up with!
    gotta be good though.. not all nasty..
    anyone up for the challenge?
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    Re: Look what I did (fowvaydriver)

    02-12-2008 03:43 PM #18
    Homer Simpson would be proud.
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    Re: Look what I did (The Red Baron)

    02-12-2008 04:01 PM #19
    You ate the whole bacon burrito!? Im not even mad at you...Im impressed.
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    Re: Look what I did (VR6GTI72)

    02-12-2008 04:19 PM #20
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    You ate the whole bacon burrito!? Im not even mad at you...Im impressed.

    haha anchorman maybe?

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    Re: (mrivera)

    02-12-2008 05:10 PM #22
    Quote, originally posted by G-rocco »
    Next time cook up some hashbrowns and put those inside with the cheese. I bet it'll dilute the bacon content enough to get the whole thing down easy

    Sounds like a good idea, but I didn't have any at the time... We'll see if I attempt this again lol

    Quote, originally posted by Joe Delaware »
    p.s. in the second picture, what's in the joints between the bacon? If it's butter you're a maniac and a true 1%er.

    That is butter. I forgot to spray/butter the pan, so I just globbed some butter in the cracks so it would seep down and prevent the bacon from sticking.

    Quote, originally posted by SchrickVR6 »
    Looks like Phrost is dead.

    I'm alive and I feel fine now. I didn't post because I felt kind of ****ty in the morning when I woke up 15 minutes before I was supposed to be at work
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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 05:35 PM #23
    ..so you fattened up your fat with some more fat???? it ain't THAT cold there.
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    Re: Look what I did (JLoh)

    02-12-2008 05:39 PM #24
    Ambient temperature was -10 F with a -35 F windchill the other day
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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 05:44 PM #25
    holy hell.
    you must have had nothing but bacon in your fridge to just say f*** it Ill eat all the bacon.
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    Re: Look what I did (Chud19)

    02-12-2008 05:46 PM #26
    ^ DING DING DING.

    I went shopping for a bunch of cheese and other groceries, but that bacon surprise was on my mind all day so I had to do it.

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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 05:53 PM #27
    next time you make one wrap one in tinfoil and run it 40 minutes south to my house
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    Re: Look what I did (Chud19)

    02-12-2008 06:06 PM #28
    Okay, but it will come with a liability release form attached to it

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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 06:44 PM #29
    wow... seriously, wow.
    are you trying to die?

    did you sprinkle it with bacon salt?
    http://www.baconsalt.com/

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    I need to follow this... "Not everything you eat has to, or should, taste really f*cking awesome. Sometimes you need to eat 'boring' food to stay healthy.
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    Re: Look what I did (dunhamjr)

    02-12-2008 07:02 PM #30
    Yes.
    No.
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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 07:52 PM #31
    I'm never in here... And this is the first thing I see.

    Absolutely love it!!

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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 07:59 PM #32
    you sir are sick. haha
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    Re: Look what I did (cutright)

    02-12-2008 08:16 PM #33
    You all know you're going to secretly make one tonight
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    Re: Look what I did (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 08:17 PM #34
    I'll admit it.
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    Re: (Phrost)

    02-12-2008 10:26 PM #35
    Quote, originally posted by Phrost »

    That is butter. I forgot to spray/butter the pan, so I just globbed some butter in the cracks so it would seep down and prevent the bacon from sticking.

    Homer to Bart: Butter up that bacon, boy!

    It's bacon. It's self-basting! I've never needed to use butter while cooking bacon to keep it from sticking to the pan. Plus, it looks like you were using non-stick pans

    Maybe you could deep-fry the next one you make?

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