and watched porn,
I made Tayshawn
bark like a
pompous, arrogant little
magical jellybean factory
worker with attitude.
Then I reached
for my razor
and sliced at
his left nipple
but missed and
cut his right. Modified by Adam253 at 8:46 AM 7-31-2008
I drank a
whiskey shot, then
slapped a ho
with my giant
double sided dildo.
which i stole
from a hooker.
Apparently, I ate
her so well
that she spewed
cream corn looking
anal discharge which
shot 6 feet
into the air
and my vase.
It seemed so
viscous, I sharted
all over her
with no hesitation
. I then drove
down this ridiculous
road where two
huge fat bitches
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