Three words...

[brownhornet]

C**k in hand

[.Mad Hatter.]

,contemplating the release

[thompo]

of convicted rapists


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[.Mad Hatter.]

among battered women

[thompo]

and i chuckled

[.Mad Hatter.]

,because i farted.


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[Adam253]

^only 3 wordsnext time , not 4

As i walked

[.Mad Hatter.]

into the abyss

[Adam253]

that i call

[enriquejcu]

my moms snatch

[SpiffyGTI]

I heard an

[Adam253]

echo down the

[BlckBadged_SwissChee]

Quote, originally posted by Adam253 »

echo down the

dark, dingy vestibule

[brownhornet]

cthulu lives there...

[georgekelp]

... in the shadow

[antarchitect]

of my large

[Adam253]

fishtank that's full

[antarchitect]

of very small

[Adam253]

crazed circus midgets.

[georgekelp]

As I reached

[smashingpimp01]

around my boyfriend

[antarchitect]

I caught sight

[.Mad Hatter.]

of a unicorn

[asinryan]

while urinating in

[Adam253]

a beer mug

[.Mad Hatter.]

. MixmasterNash is asain,

[enriquejcu]

but claims Caucasian

[Adam253]

men give better


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[isoprene]

happy finish massages.

[Adam253]

So after a

[enriquejcu]

intense back waxing

[Gorgeous]

I unloaded my

[smashingpimp01]

groceries from the

[.Mad Hatter.]

magical jellybean factory!

[BlckBadged_SwissChee]

Then I realized