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  1. 02-19-2009 10:16 PM #71
    Quote, originally posted by Holden McNeil »
    here is another "gem"

    At least they are using quality hardware like $26.78 fitting.


  2. 02-19-2009 11:02 PM #72
    Quote, originally posted by RedDevil »

    At least they are using quality hardware like $26.78 fitting.


    and a 100 dollar welder


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    02-20-2009 01:09 AM #73
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    and a 100 dollar welder

    The machine or the waste of human flesh that did it?

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    02-23-2009 01:25 AM #74
    blink blink blink..... !@#$ %$#&@ *&*^%$ twitch twitch
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  5. 02-23-2009 01:32 PM #75
    Does not compute....

  6. 02-23-2009 04:51 PM #76
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  7. 02-23-2009 05:02 PM #77
    MOAR!




    Modified by diive4sho at 5:13 PM 2-23-2009

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    02-23-2009 10:03 PM #78
    I'm not a welder, but I can even tell there is something wrong with that weld...

  9. 02-23-2009 11:22 PM #79
    I love the first one.. Imageine that being on a car that just smoked your all shiny tig welded and pollished shiny car.

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    02-24-2009 02:28 PM #80
    that is a rad crustation youv got there!....
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  11. 02-24-2009 06:00 PM #81
    make it stop!!!! please!!!

  12. 02-27-2009 01:49 AM #82
    That first one looks like it came off of an srt4 hahaha. Whoever welded these um... things.... should have their hands removed so they can never weld again. hahahaha

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    02-28-2009 08:02 PM #83
    wow all of this stuff is scary. i can't beleive people run stuff like that on their cars. i bet that manifold has 3 spools of wire on it. that or 50 stick electrodes. hah

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    02-28-2009 10:38 PM #84
    the first pic looks like a tumor. can't tell where the manifold ends and the turbo begins.

    a couple Fast and the Furious quotes that come to mind

    "...you can't handle NOS you'll blow yourself to pieces..."

    "...now me and the mad scientist have to go through and replace the piston rings you fried..."

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    i'd like to see a DIY thread by these guys

    step 1. collect materials and set on ground

    step 2. weld until you can't see anymore

    step 3. let cool

    step 4. weld more


  15. 03-09-2009 09:32 AM #85
    this is great!

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    03-09-2009 09:29 PM #86
    Quote, originally posted by diive4sho »
    MOAR!


    ... is that brazed together?

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    03-16-2009 05:49 PM #88
    LMAO who are these people???

  19. 04-24-2009 10:16 PM #89
    i cant believe those......

  20. 04-25-2009 02:02 AM #90
    Why wont this thread die? lol

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    04-25-2009 09:39 AM #91
    Because it's an EPIC fail!!!

  22. 04-25-2009 10:40 AM #92
    More FAIL!!!


  23. 04-25-2009 05:39 PM #93
    Reminds me of the retard that did the exhaust on my old CQ:

    At least I managed to do better!!



    Modified by G60syncro at 5:40 PM 4-25-2009


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    04-25-2009 08:33 PM #94
    I could weld better with a stick and peanut butter..

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    04-27-2009 12:19 PM #95
    PROVE IT!!!
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    05-03-2009 04:28 PM #96
    it looks like it has leprosy...
    or herpies

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  28. 05-16-2009 12:01 PM #98
    ya know ... the subsequent "fails" that were posted looked terrific compared to the first ... piece. My first thought after seeing the initial post was did it melt cause the welding was bad or something... then realized that that WAS the welding ... the molten metal dude took a diahretic crap left it out to petrify... heckuva way to integrate turbo parts with a manifold/downpipe design... <sheesh>

    the pictures that were posted afterward on got better ... MUCH better!

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    07-01-2010 05:39 AM #99
    holy crap this thread is still here


  30. 07-01-2010 01:16 PM #101
    oh my gawd ! this is the best thread in Fabrication !!!

    i think the guy was trying to weld 1/16" steel with a 1/4" rod , or he dropped this kit in an erupting volcano or something.

  31. 07-11-2010 04:25 AM #102
    Quote Originally Posted by Travy View Post
    error404: Stance not found.

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    07-11-2010 02:03 PM #103
    lol,

    the customer could have probably built a better manifold with 2 tubes of JBWeld, a hacksaw and some fence posts from home depot. !!!

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    08-16-2010 11:22 PM #104
    D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G..........looks like a tumor
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    08-17-2010 04:19 PM #105
    To me it looks like the dude did some hilbilly tig welding on the first one.

    Step one: Insert electrode into stinger

    Step two: Take additional electrode and break all of the flux off

    Step three: Crank up the welder

    Step four: Strike arc and subsiquently start dipping the second rod into arc as you do so with tig and make a molten blob of crap.

    Step five: Let cool over night then install in your car........

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