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      04-09-2012 12:44 PM #36976
      People's stupidity never ceases to impress me.
      "Sometimes wrong is worth the funny." - Billy Gardell

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      04-09-2012 01:19 PM #36977
      Quote Originally Posted by Assle View Post
      People's stupidity never ceases to impress me.
      Alex, I thought I've already covered the very REAL statistic that illustrates the relationship between intelligence and offspring is inversely proportional. So when dumb redneck A has 9 equally stupid kids, and Ph.D woman B has 0 or 1...what do u expect will happen to the population?

      There's a fair inference that getting spermies to woman B's smart eggs requires an equal amount of intelligence, as opposed to woman A who will spread 'em if you know her name for more than 3 mins and buy her a bottle of Arbor Mist.
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      04-09-2012 01:28 PM #36978
      Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Hank McCoy View Post
      Alex, I thought I've already covered the very REAL statistic that illustrates the relationship between intelligence and offspring is inversely proportional. So when dumb redneck A has 9 equally stupid kids, and Ph.D woman B has 0 or 1...what do u expect will happen to the population?

      There's a fair inference that getting spermies to woman B's smart eggs requires an equal amount of intelligence, as opposed to woman A who will spread 'em if you know her name for more than 3 mins and buy her a bottle of Arbor Mist.

      Seen Idiocracy?


      And my Doctor-Doctor SIL & BIL found out they can't have kids but every idiot I know from High School is already popping out multiple kids.

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      04-09-2012 01:56 PM #36979
      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      Seen Idiocracy?


      And my Doctor-Doctor SIL & BIL found out they can't have kids but every idiot I know from High School is already popping out multiple kids.
      GO AWAY...I'M 'BATIN'!!!!

      Awesome movie...few ppl know about.

      There wouldn't be this problem if every vagin required some clever riddle to gain access.
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      04-09-2012 02:25 PM #36980
      Quote Originally Posted by Assle View Post
      People's stupidity never ceases to impress me.
      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      04-09-2012 02:26 PM #36981
      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      Seen Idiocracy?
      So where is my money? I brought you to the time machine.
      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      04-10-2012 08:39 AM #36982
      Don't you love it when someone tries to throw you under the bus and in turn gets their foot caught under it.

      Guy at work (nephew of owner) emailed me and cc the owner asking me where was the job he asked me to take care of back on 3/30. I though I took care of it so went into my sent file and low and behold I sent the file back to him that same day.

      So what was I to do?

      a)Walk the 10ft to his desk and tell him "Hey bud I already sent that to you."

      b)Hit reply all and say "Unless there were more changes I emailed the file back to you on 3/30 at 2:30.

      I went with b) to cover my ass with the owner since he already thinks I don't do ish.
      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.


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      04-10-2012 02:12 PM #36984
      lol - full of winning!
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      04-10-2012 07:56 PM #36985
      Hey guys. From the Milwaukee area. Thought I'd see if you know of anybody in the area with alphards for sale


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    10. 04-11-2012 12:36 AM #36986
      Quote Originally Posted by Sump View Post
      Seen Idiocracy?

      Don't worry scrot, there's plenty of tards living kickass lives.

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      04-11-2012 09:37 AM #36987
      Happy fantASStic... wednesday?

      Anyway, wanted to post this before it got removed by youtube. Pippa middleton doing her bum exercises.


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      04-11-2012 09:46 AM #36988
      Happy HumpDay!

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      04-11-2012 10:36 AM #36989
      I must be the only person who didn't like idiocracy I swear...That and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I dunno.

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      04-11-2012 11:00 AM #36990
      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      I must be the only person who didn't like idiocracy I swear...That and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I dunno.
      K, brotha.

      Putting Idiocracy and Scott Pilgrim in the same sentence of dislike is like....

      I don't care much for chocolate glazed donuts at Dunkin...that and socialism.

      How'd u put those 2 movies together, Josh????

      miss u! We get some 'hawk hockey when I get back methinks!
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    15. 04-11-2012 11:08 AM #36991
      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      I must be the only person who didn't like idiocracy I swear...That and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I dunno.
      I don't really like it... Just kinda funny looking into the future.

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      04-11-2012 11:09 AM #36992
      I don't know, both movies were hyped up by people I share tastes in movies with and after watching them, I felt disappointed. Maybe they were overhyped and I wasn't in the right mood.

      We definitely need to do Hawkey!

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      04-11-2012 11:27 AM #36993
      My 4th place (2011 champion) fantasy team's name is Hawk-ey Mayhem.

      I get home 4/22. I haven't looked up the playoff schedule yet.

      But unless the Hawks start getting some PP goals, IDK if they can hang w/ the 'yotes!
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      04-11-2012 11:33 AM #36994
      EA Sports released its predictions for the opening round and they have the Hawks beating the Coyotes in five games. The EA SPORTS NHL simulation engine correctly predicted the 2010 Blackhawks as Stanley Cup Champions, the 2011 Stanley Cup Final matchup and the result of 13 of the 15 playoff matchups during the 2011 Stanley Cup playoffs.

      http://www.ea.com/nhl/blog/nhl-12-20...-quarterfinals

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      04-11-2012 12:55 PM #36995
      I bet the EA computer has a mathematical probability that the 'hawks score A PP goal. I'm too embarrassed to even look it up.

      Does our topline NOT handle PP's??

      My Hawkey knowledge is woefully bad this season. I think I have 'bout 5 periods of viewing under mah belt. (not ONE entire game ). I tell myself I read up or do box scores, but then I don't have any time.

      Oh well. Playoffs are a whole different thang from regular season. Maybe the 'hawks were just saving all their PPG's for when it counts!!
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      04-11-2012 10:21 PM #36996
      beaver commander
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      04-12-2012 09:32 AM #36997
      Quote Originally Posted by bward584 View Post
      Happy fantASStic... wednesday?

      Anyway, wanted to post this before it got removed by youtube. Pippa middleton doing her bum exercises.

      Very nice.

      Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Man View Post
      I must be the only person who didn't like idiocracy I swear...That and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I dunno.
      I liked Scott Pilgrim more. But if you want an underhyped movie that was awesome in the way that the concept was great then watch Rubber. It is about a tire that comes to life and kills things with its mind? .......





      Quote Originally Posted by eve16v View Post
      beaver commander
      LOL wut?


      No no no I am the C-L-I-T Commander.

      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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      04-12-2012 10:46 AM #36998
      Rubber is so gawddamn unbelievably HIPSTER I turned that **** off cuz I couldn't stand it's perceived pretentiousness. It was gonna turn me emo cuz I wanted to kill myself for even bothering to watch it.

      It's execution was s**t. I don't want to be preached to or basically be told HOW to watch a movie (ie - the "gallery" w/ the binoculars).

      **** the producers and directors. I'm not a **** -ing retard. I know how to watch a movie. I don't need to be told how to perceive something in the creators creative genius. **** him!

      GRRR. I am angry just thinking about that sh***y movie!
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      04-12-2012 11:31 AM #36999
      "Sometimes wrong is worth the funny." - Billy Gardell

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      04-12-2012 11:32 AM #37000
      Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Hank McCoy View Post
      Rubber is so gawddamn unbelievably HIPSTER I turned that **** off cuz I couldn't stand it's perceived pretentiousness. It was gonna turn me emo cuz I wanted to kill myself for even bothering to watch it.

      It's execution was s**t. I don't want to be preached to or basically be told HOW to watch a movie (ie - the "gallery" w/ the binoculars).

      **** the producers and directors. I'm not a **** -ing retard. I know how to watch a movie. I don't need to be told how to perceive something in the creators creative genius. **** him!

      GRRR. I am angry just thinking about that sh***y movie!
      What movie did you watch? Nowhere during the movie do they tell you what or how to watch the movie. The move tells you in the beginning that all great moves have "things" that happen but they are never explained. As a viewer you just accept that as fact and go with it like why is Yoda from Star Wars tiny and green instead of person sized and brown. He just is. They just made a movie that is nothing but unexplained "things".

      How or why did their tire come to life? Why does it want to kill everything? Why are people watching the movie inside a movie? It just is. Nothing hipster about it, just a crazy idea that was put to film. The reason “no one has heard of it” is it is not a blockbuster movie. I see it more as a future Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie.
      Quote Originally Posted by VikingVR6GTI View Post
      Yep, that was my first thought too. A nice set does not automatically make a chick attractive. Especially when that "chick" is a dude.

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