Chi-Town Dubbers Thread...

[Binary Star]

It would be me & a bromey who can get a couple days off work...who would want to spend a couple days in Vegas as "collateral"/incidental bonus.

depending on timing... holler when you figure it out.

[Dr. Hank McCoy]

depending on timing... holler when you figure it out.

No way. You're my accountant. I would feel your disapproving eyes as I dropped a couple stacks on the blackjack table.

However, you would make a reliable witness after my momz murders me.

[Binary Star]

... hey at least I'll help manage your risk. We can divide and conquer!

[Dr. Hank McCoy]

... hey at least I'll help manage your risk. We can divide and conquer!

Is that some kind of math trick? Cuz it works for me. Yeah, if one of us loses, one of us HAS TO win. Right???

[Binary Star]

But one part of managing risk is that we always have to have some capital left over (booze money). So win or loose, we'll be drinking either way!

[JimmyD]

[Binary Star]

[Dr. Hank McCoy]

But one part of managing risk is that we always have to have some capital left over (booze money). So win or loose, we'll be drinking either way!

Vegas. You ever been?

As long as you're gambling...drinks are on the house!!

Order all the expensive booze you can...cuz you might be losing your shirt in the process! Might as well get trashed.

[spdfrek]

Friday!

[Dr. Hank McCoy]

Friday!

I have done NOTHING but stared at the awesome sexy goodness of this picture for a good 10 mins. I have witnesses...who have been staring at my screen w/ me.

[eve16v]

Screw the new car or a car period... This is my goal.

[lazermkiv]

flush/bled brakes today..they dont feel as good as I thought but still an improve from before..And 1 liter of ATE ended up being plenty

[eve16v]

Enjoy your Easter Sunday everyone. Stay out of the hospital! Just because we want to enjoy our food that we made too

[spdfrek]

Hope everone had a good easter.

[Binary Star]

Saw The Raid: Redemption over the weekend... HOLY SHIAT!!! What a movie!

[Assle]

People's stupidity never ceases to impress me.

[Dr. Hank McCoy]

People's stupidity never ceases to impress me.

Alex, I thought I've already covered the very REAL statistic that illustrates the relationship between intelligence and offspring is inversely proportional. So when dumb redneck A has 9 equally stupid kids, and Ph.D woman B has 0 or 1...what do u expect will happen to the population?

There's a fair inference that getting spermies to woman B's smart eggs requires an equal amount of intelligence, as opposed to woman A who will spread 'em if you know her name for more than 3 mins and buy her a bottle of Arbor Mist.

[Sump]

Alex, I thought I've already covered the very REAL statistic that illustrates the relationship between intelligence and offspring is inversely proportional. So when dumb redneck A has 9 equally stupid kids, and Ph.D woman B has 0 or 1...what do u expect will happen to the population?

There's a fair inference that getting spermies to woman B's smart eggs requires an equal amount of intelligence, as opposed to woman A who will spread 'em if you know her name for more than 3 mins and buy her a bottle of Arbor Mist.

Seen Idiocracy?


And my Doctor-Doctor SIL & BIL found out they can't have kids but every idiot I know from High School is already popping out multiple kids.

[Dr. Hank McCoy]

Seen Idiocracy?


And my Doctor-Doctor SIL & BIL found out they can't have kids but every idiot I know from High School is already popping out multiple kids.

GO AWAY...I'M 'BATIN'!!!!

Awesome movie...few ppl know about.

There wouldn't be this problem if every vagin required some clever riddle to gain access.

[spdfrek]

People's stupidity never ceases to impress me.

[spdfrek]

Seen Idiocracy?

So where is my money? I brought you to the time machine.

[spdfrek]

Don't you love it when someone tries to throw you under the bus and in turn gets their foot caught under it.

Guy at work (nephew of owner) emailed me and cc the owner asking me where was the job he asked me to take care of back on 3/30. I though I took care of it so went into my sent file and low and behold I sent the file back to him that same day.

So what was I to do?

a)Walk the 10ft to his desk and tell him "Hey bud I already sent that to you."

b)Hit reply all and say "Unless there were more changes I emailed the file back to you on 3/30 at 2:30.

I went with b) to cover my ass with the owner since he already thinks I don't do ish.

[JimmyD]

I went with b) to cover my ass with the owner since he already thinks I don't do ish.

[eve16v]

lol - full of winning!

[imbossay1028]

Hey guys. From the Milwaukee area. Thought I'd see if you know of anybody in the area with alphards for sale


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[The Hustler]

Seen Idiocracy?

Don't worry scrot, there's plenty of tards living kickass lives.

[bward584]

Happy fantASStic... wednesday?

Anyway, wanted to post this before it got removed by youtube. Pippa middleton doing her bum exercises.

[Sump]

Happy HumpDay!

[Marshmallow Man]

I must be the only person who didn't like idiocracy I swear...That and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I dunno.

[Dr. Hank McCoy]

I must be the only person who didn't like idiocracy I swear...That and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I dunno.

K, brotha.

Putting Idiocracy and Scott Pilgrim in the same sentence of dislike is like....

I don't care much for chocolate glazed donuts at Dunkin...that and socialism.

How'd u put those 2 movies together, Josh????

miss u! We get some 'hawk hockey when I get back methinks!

[The Hustler]

I must be the only person who didn't like idiocracy I swear...That and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, I dunno.

I don't really like it... Just kinda funny looking into the future.

[Marshmallow Man]

I don't know, both movies were hyped up by people I share tastes in movies with and after watching them, I felt disappointed. Maybe they were overhyped and I wasn't in the right mood.

We definitely need to do Hawkey!

[Dr. Hank McCoy]

My 4th place (2011 champion) fantasy team's name is Hawk-ey Mayhem.

I get home 4/22. I haven't looked up the playoff schedule yet.

But unless the Hawks start getting some PP goals, IDK if they can hang w/ the 'yotes!

[Marshmallow Man]

EA Sports released its predictions for the opening round and they have the Hawks beating the Coyotes in five games. The EA SPORTS NHL simulation engine correctly predicted the 2010 Blackhawks as Stanley Cup Champions, the 2011 Stanley Cup Final matchup and the result of 13 of the 15 playoff matchups during the 2011 Stanley Cup playoffs.

http://www.ea.com/nhl/blog/nhl-12-20...-quarterfinals

[Dr. Hank McCoy]

I bet the EA computer has a mathematical probability that the 'hawks score A PP goal. I'm too embarrassed to even look it up.

Does our topline NOT handle PP's??

My Hawkey knowledge is woefully bad this season. I think I have 'bout 5 periods of viewing under mah belt. (not ONE entire game ). I tell myself I read up or do box scores, but then I don't have any time.

Oh well. Playoffs are a whole different thang from regular season. Maybe the 'hawks were just saving all their PPG's for when it counts!!