A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"
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Re: (jedinight37)
02-04-2009 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by stewie griffin
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02-04-2009 09:13 PM
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02-04-2009 10:39 PM
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I hear there's still a part out party going on this weekend.
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Re: FV-QR (blown020)
02-04-2009 10:57 PM
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Wheres the party at?
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Re: FV-QR (8V Fury)
02-04-2009 11:14 PM
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did someone say "mono wiper fix it ticket"???
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Re: FV-QR (under the radar)
02-04-2009 11:21 PM
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seriously? A ticket for a monowiper?
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Re: FV-QR (Tomandante)
02-05-2009 12:50 AM
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i got a ticket today in my mk2 vr
...mega lame! 
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Re: FV-QR (Tomandante)
02-05-2009 12:52 AM
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I haven't gotten a ticket for that, damn, what the officers are ticketing for now adays are become stupid. Wish we could ticket them back for something.
Quote, originally posted by Tomandante » seriously? A ticket for a monowiper? Originally Posted by Ron@RMAMotorsport
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Re: FV-QR (2deepn2dubs)
02-05-2009 02:01 AM
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Quote, originally posted by 2deepn2dubs » i got a ticket today in my mk2 vr ...mega lame! What was the ticket for?
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Re: FV-QR (NoeVR6)
02-05-2009 02:09 AM
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Quote, originally posted by NoeVR6 » What was the ticket for?
vr in mk2.........
ticket ..........
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Re: FV-QR (dennis2society)
02-05-2009 02:20 AM
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I doubt it, only hondas get thier hoods popped here, I doubt they would know that didn't come on the car anyway. It was probably his exhaust if it's related to something he did to the car, if it was cause the motor though i'd be surprised. And he just made an appt with the ref
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Re: FV-QR (NoeVR6)
02-05-2009 06:58 AM
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77 in a 65, same place you got your ticket and same way
for your enjoyment...
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Re: FV-QR (2deepn2dubs)
02-05-2009 11:30 AM
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lol yea, I didn't think it was going to be about the motor. I just got my thing in the mail for the ticket and it's $188. Car looks damn good with those wheels, better then they look on the Jetta
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Re: FV-QR (blown020)
02-05-2009 11:54 AM
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Quote, originally posted by blown020 » I hear there's still a part out party going on this weekend. Really? When and where?
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Re: FV-QR (RedheadRado)
02-05-2009 02:39 PM
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QUESTION:
lager beer OR ale beer...............
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Re: FV-QR (1 can 'rado)
02-05-2009 02:58 PM
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Quote, originally posted by 1 can ’rado » QUESTION: lager beer OR ale beer...............
BOTH! with a shot of booze for good measure...
Where and when is the party?
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Re: FV-QR (1 can 'rado)
02-05-2009 03:00 PM
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Lager!....Pacifico!
needs to be cold as fu<K!
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Re: FV-QR (under the radar)
02-05-2009 03:06 PM
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IT'S ABOUT DRINKABILITY...........!!!!!!!!!!
u BISHES..............
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Re: FV-QR (1 can 'rado)
02-05-2009 03:51 PM
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Quote, originally posted by 1 can ’rado » QUESTION: lager beer OR ale beer...............
MMMMM Beer. I likz beer. Beer is my friend. The type of beer of beer depends on the weather. Iz Likz lighter beer when it is warm. Iz likz darker beer when it is cold. Who am I kidding. Iz luvz Beer. Originally Posted by NoCYet
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Re: FV-QR (1 can 'rado)
02-05-2009 04:27 PM
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Quote, originally posted by 1 can ’rado » QUESTION: lager beer OR ale beer...............
root beer
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Re: FV-QR (Pennywise)
02-05-2009 04:34 PM
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Quote, originally posted by Pennywise »
root beer
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Re: FV-QR (Pennywise)
02-05-2009 04:39 PM
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Quote, originally posted by Pennywise »
root beer NO!!
Doritos Beer!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgsz5DH7Mo
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Re: FV-QR (NoeVR6)
02-05-2009 04:45 PM
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Quote, originally posted by NoeVR6 » NO!!
Doritos Beer!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgsz5DH7Mo
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02-05-2009 07:05 PM
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hai guise.
A Rabbit is not to be wasted on the tentative or weak. Only the worthy are invited, and then only at your own risk. If you have even a modicum of hesitation, DO NOT buy one of these cars. Instead, leave it for a worthy soul who has already matriculated to the sublime ecstasy of what those in the know refer to as a "MK1"
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Re: FV-QR (NoeVR6)
02-05-2009 07:09 PM
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Quote, originally posted by NoeVR6 » NO!!
Doritos Beer!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgsz5DH7Mo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: FV-QR (Muffler Bearing)
02-05-2009 07:11 PM
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O hai dere is pepple here
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Re: (Pennywise)
02-05-2009 07:37 PM
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**** I wish it were colder and we had more rain to speak of, got off work at 6 in the morning and it felt like it was 60 outside.
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Re: (iwanaleya)
02-05-2009 09:38 PM
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hi... me no drinky, roop beer ftw!!!
on a sadder note, my gti failed ref today, nox too high ...everything else passed!
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Re: (2deepn2dubs)
02-05-2009 10:07 PM
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that's good that you passed everything else! Which speed did you fail NOx with?
I found this helpful when I failed high HC's at 15mph
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Re: (2deepn2dubs)
02-05-2009 11:18 PM
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can someone tell me why, when i smog my car here in Half Moon Bay, i don't need to put my car on the rollers? they just use the sniffer.
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02-06-2009 01:13 AM
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no idea, but the same thing happened when I took to get the rado smogged
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Re: (959Lover)
02-06-2009 01:20 AM
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did somebody said beer?
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