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    1. Member #1 Hater's Avatar
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      02-04-2009 07:49 PM #71
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      02-04-2009 09:13 PM #72

      A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

      The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

      The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

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      02-04-2009 10:39 PM #73
      I hear there's still a part out party going on this weekend.

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      02-04-2009 10:57 PM #74
      Wheres the party at?
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      real deal<p>After spending two months in the mk3 forum it drove into the woods and set fire to itself.

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      02-04-2009 11:14 PM #75
      did someone say "mono wiper fix it ticket"???
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      02-04-2009 11:21 PM #76
      seriously? A ticket for a monowiper?
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      02-05-2009 12:50 AM #77
      i got a ticket today in my mk2 vr ...mega lame!

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      02-05-2009 12:52 AM #78
      I haven't gotten a ticket for that, damn, what the officers are ticketing for now adays are become stupid. Wish we could ticket them back for something.
      Quote, originally posted by Tomandante »
      seriously? A ticket for a monowiper?
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      real deal<p>After spending two months in the mk3 forum it drove into the woods and set fire to itself.

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      02-05-2009 02:01 AM #79
      Quote, originally posted by 2deepn2dubs »
      i got a ticket today in my mk2 vr ...mega lame!

      What was the ticket for?

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      02-05-2009 02:09 AM #80

      Quote, originally posted by NoeVR6 »
      What was the ticket for?


      vr in mk2.........

      ticket ..........


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      02-05-2009 02:20 AM #81
      I doubt it, only hondas get thier hoods popped here, I doubt they would know that didn't come on the car anyway. It was probably his exhaust if it's related to something he did to the car, if it was cause the motor though i'd be surprised. And he just made an appt with the ref
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      02-05-2009 06:58 AM #82
      77 in a 65, same place you got your ticket and same way


      for your enjoyment...





      Modified by 2deepn2dubs at 4:20 AM 2-5-2009


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      02-05-2009 11:30 AM #83
      lol yea, I didn't think it was going to be about the motor. I just got my thing in the mail for the ticket and it's $188. Car looks damn good with those wheels, better then they look on the Jetta
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      02-05-2009 11:54 AM #84
      Quote, originally posted by blown020 »
      I hear there's still a part out party going on this weekend.

      Really? When and where?

      Quote Originally Posted by NoCYet
      No worries, we'll still stand out in the sea of BBS RS's...

    15. 02-05-2009 02:39 PM #85
      QUESTION:

      lager beer OR ale beer...............

      1985 TOYOTA Corolla GT-S, Hatchback, Brilliant Silver, Zenki "Hachi Roku" TRUENO

    16. 02-05-2009 02:58 PM #86
      Quote, originally posted by 1 can ’rado »
      QUESTION:

      lager beer OR ale beer...............


      BOTH! with a shot of booze for good measure...

      Where and when is the party?


      Modified by Vee1602dub at 11:59 AM 2-5-2009


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      02-05-2009 03:00 PM #87
      Lager!....Pacifico! needs to be cold as fu<K!
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    18. 02-05-2009 03:06 PM #88
      IT'S ABOUT DRINKABILITY...........!!!!!!!!!!

      u BISHES..............

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      02-05-2009 03:51 PM #89
      Quote, originally posted by 1 can ’rado »
      QUESTION:

      lager beer OR ale beer...............


      MMMMM Beer. I likz beer. Beer is my friend. The type of beer of beer depends on the weather. Iz Likz lighter beer when it is warm. Iz likz darker beer when it is cold. Who am I kidding. Iz luvz Beer.

      Quote Originally Posted by NoCYet
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      02-05-2009 04:27 PM #90
      Quote, originally posted by 1 can ’rado »
      QUESTION:

      lager beer OR ale beer...............


      root beer

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      Unpossible. I once dropped a Volk wheel off a building and last I heard it tunneled through the earth's core and killed a dog in China.

    21. 02-05-2009 04:34 PM #91
      Quote, originally posted by Pennywise »


      root beer


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      02-05-2009 04:39 PM #92
      Quote, originally posted by Pennywise »


      root beer

      NO!!

      Doritos Beer!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgsz5DH7Mo

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      02-05-2009 04:45 PM #93
      Quote, originally posted by NoeVR6 »

      NO!!

      Doritos Beer!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgsz5DH7Mo

      bahaha...the doritos commercials kicked so much ass

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      Quote Originally Posted by Crimping Is Easy View Post
      Unpossible. I once dropped a Volk wheel off a building and last I heard it tunneled through the earth's core and killed a dog in China.

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      02-05-2009 07:05 PM #94
      hai guise.
      A Rabbit is not to be wasted on the tentative or weak. Only the worthy are invited, and then only at your own risk. If you have even a modicum of hesitation, DO NOT buy one of these cars. Instead, leave it for a worthy soul who has already matriculated to the sublime ecstasy of what those in the know refer to as a "MK1"

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      02-05-2009 07:08 PM #95
      o hai
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      That'll go well in my mk2

    26. 02-05-2009 07:09 PM #96
      Quote, originally posted by NoeVR6 »

      NO!!

      Doritos Beer!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhgsz5DH7Mo

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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      02-05-2009 07:11 PM #97
      O hai dere is pepple here
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      02-05-2009 07:32 PM #98
      its kinda cold
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      Quote Originally Posted by Crimping Is Easy View Post
      Unpossible. I once dropped a Volk wheel off a building and last I heard it tunneled through the earth's core and killed a dog in China.

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      02-05-2009 07:37 PM #99
      **** I wish it were colder and we had more rain to speak of, got off work at 6 in the morning and it felt like it was 60 outside.
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      02-05-2009 09:38 PM #100
      hi... me no drinky, roop beer ftw!!!


      on a sadder note, my gti failed ref today, nox too high ...everything else passed!


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      02-05-2009 10:07 PM #101
      that's good that you passed everything else! Which speed did you fail NOx with?

      I found this helpful when I failed high HC's at 15mph
      http://forums.turbobricks.com/....html

      Quote Originally Posted by xpalendocious View Post
      That'll go well in my mk2

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      02-05-2009 10:10 PM #102
      yeah at 15mph, good info, thanks

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      02-05-2009 11:18 PM #103
      can someone tell me why, when i smog my car here in Half Moon Bay, i don't need to put my car on the rollers? they just use the sniffer.
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      02-06-2009 01:13 AM #104
      no idea, but the same thing happened when I took to get the rado smogged
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      That'll go well in my mk2

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      02-06-2009 01:20 AM #105
      did somebody said beer?
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