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    Thread: The Official Scirocco Chit Chat Thread!

    1. Member vwdaun's Avatar
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      06-12-2009 08:57 AM #151
      Quote, originally posted by punchbug »
      And this thread needs MOAR CATS.

      I would agree, and will get right on that.....
      So part of the reason I was not as prepped as intended for Cincy this year is that Brad & I were moving all of our hangar stuff into a couple of adjoining hangars. (Saves *lots* of time looking for tools!) My hangar will be doubling as the Scirocco storage / repair facility, so I've been trying to get that organized. So far:


      Now for the cats part. We had joined JediLynne & co for a late-nite ice cream at Sonic on Wednesday evening, and there was a skittish little mostly-starved cat begging for scraps. She turned out to be pretty friendly, and since it was quite obvious she didn't have a home....

      I hope she sticks around as she's been given the job of Hangar Security Officer. Now she just needs a name... I'm leaning towards Sonic / Sonicat.

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      06-12-2009 09:01 AM #152
      Sunlight!!
      The blues ain't nothin' but a good man feelin' bad.

      Tschüß Gilda, Hallo Birgit

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      06-12-2009 09:18 AM #153
      There's this guy with a pet gorilla and every day when he comes home from work he lets the gorilla out into his fenced in backyard. One day while the gorilla was in the backyard, the house phone rang, so the guy went inside to answer. After the 5 minute call, he returned to find that his gorilla was no longer in the yard. Panicked, he raced inside, grabbed the phone book and was pleased to find a company that specialized in retrieving lost gorillas. Ten minutes after placing his call, a van pulls up to the house. After a brief conversation, they both hop in the van and start cruising the neighborhood. It didn't take long to find the gorilla as a woman comes tearing out of her house screaming that a gorilla was up in a tree in her yard. Sure enough it was the guy's gorilla. The driver of the van goes to the back and opens the doors, after a big dog jumps out, the driver takes out a pair of handcuffs, a tall ladder and a shot gun. Curious, the gorilla's owner asks how this all works. "Well, I put the ladder up under the gorilla and shake the tree until your gorilla falls out. The dog races up and bites the gorilla in the crotch. When the gorilla reaches down to get the dog off, you slap the handcuffs on him and we have your gorilla back". "Seems like it would work" reply's the owner, duly impressed. "Just curious, what about the shot gun? How does that come into play?" "Well, sometimes I fall off the ladder first, and that's when you shoot the dog!"
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      06-12-2009 10:55 AM #154
      ^^^ [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]
      Work: it works, ibtches.

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      06-12-2009 10:56 AM #155
      Quote, originally posted by crazyaboutrocs »
      A guy is walking down the street on the outside of a tall wall. He can hear someone on the other side saying "14, 14, 14, 14..." He is wondering what is on the other side and keeps hearing the "14." He thinks to himself that maybe it's a mental institution and still hears the "14, 14." As we walks along he see a small hole in the wall and decides to take a peek. All of a sudden a finger pokes him and the eye and from the other side he hears "15, 15, 15."

      I like the jokes. MOAR JOKES!
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      06-12-2009 11:33 AM #156
      ah, so this is where we post now

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      06-12-2009 12:21 PM #157
      ugh, lotsa miles

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      06-12-2009 12:25 PM #158
      Ugh, now that Tyler is here, I have to turn off email notifications so I won't be inundated.
      No offense, buddy.

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      06-12-2009 12:43 PM #159
      Quote, originally posted by sciroccojim »
      Ugh, now that Tyler is here, I have to turn off email notifications so I won't be inundated.
      No offense, buddy.
      quoted for truth
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      06-12-2009 01:35 PM #160
      Waaay to slow at work today.........guess I'll just hang out here until the clock says go home! With the hundreds of car dealer closings,our jobs have slowed way down

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      06-12-2009 01:38 PM #161
      Slow here too - I've been posting drivel on the support forums for the software I run. I'm sure they love me over there (on that side of the internet).
      The blues ain't nothin' but a good man feelin' bad.

      Tschüß Gilda, Hallo Birgit

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      06-12-2009 01:51 PM #162
      Codeman,did you hear about what happened in Cole Camp?

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      06-12-2009 02:31 PM #163
      No, did something go down?

      Damn, I guess so
      http://www.kansascity.com/news....html


      Modified by CodeMan at 12:34 PM 6-12-2009
      The blues ain't nothin' but a good man feelin' bad.

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      06-12-2009 03:09 PM #164
      Damn Obama


      Modified by alteschule at 12:11 PM 6-12-2009

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      06-12-2009 03:14 PM #165
      Man goes to visit his rabbi. Man: "Rabbi, I think my wife is trying to poison me." Rabbi: "How can that be, you have been married for 40 years. I tell you what, I will go visit her and see what I can find out". Man: "Thank you, I will be anxious to hear what you think." The next day the rabbi calls the man to meet again. Rabbi: "I spent 3 hours talking to your wife this morning." Man: "And?" Rabbi: "Take the poison."
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      06-12-2009 03:22 PM #166
      Picking up a new rear axle tonight. [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]
      I'm debating when the right time is to start a long-term build thread for the yellow bastard.
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      06-12-2009 03:36 PM #167
      I think you already started one... BASTARD


      Modified by bigtavo at 3:39 PM 6-12-2009
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      06-12-2009 07:00 PM #168
      Quote, originally posted by vwdaun »
      I would agree, and will get right on that.....
      So part of the reason I was not as prepped as intended for Cincy this year is that Brad & I were moving all of our hangar stuff into a couple of adjoining hangars. (Saves *lots* of time looking for tools!) My hangar will be doubling as the Scirocco storage / repair facility, so I've been trying to get that organized. So far:


      Now for the cats part. We had joined JediLynne & co for a late-nite ice cream at Sonic on Wednesday evening, and there was a skittish little mostly-starved cat begging for scraps. She turned out to be pretty friendly, and since it was quite obvious she didn't have a home....

      I hope she sticks around as she's been given the job of Hangar Security Officer. Now she just needs a name... I'm leaning towards Sonic / Sonicat.

      Last time I saw a fuselage that thin was on a P-51, so I'm offering "Mustang"...since you have a well established tradition of naming cats after aircraft. Plus we're all well aware that nobody messes with them, they mean business. She looks pretty manoeuverable too.

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      06-12-2009 07:04 PM #169
      I think God hates me.
      We took her royal highness (red wench) out for a spin on Monday, and it went pretty well. Still a little rough, definitely better than it had been. We even (sorta) cranked the stereo.
      When we got home, I parked her in her spot and shut her down. And forgot to take the face plate off the stereo......
      So when I went to drive her to work on Wednesday, the battery was dead. D'OH!!!!
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      Wear a radiator next time.
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      Don't feel bad, I can't math either.

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      06-12-2009 07:17 PM #170
      See, this is where you and I differ. I ASSUME a dead battery and am pleasantly surprised when it's not dead.....

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      06-12-2009 07:20 PM #171
      Quote, originally posted by punchbug »
      See, this is where you and I differ. I ASSUME a dead battery and am pleasantly surprised when it's not dead.....

      I like your thinking. Expect problems and be pleasantly surprised when something goes right. [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]
      Deal with it.
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      06-12-2009 07:21 PM #172
      Oh it's dead. (when I say dead, I mean drained...it'll recharge)
      I didn't remember (until after) that the stupid face plate stays illuminated after you turn it off, and it always drained my battery. It had been so long since I'd had her out that I forgot....until it killed my battery once again.

      But compared to all the other stuff I've dealt with, a dead/drained battery is nothing!

      edited for clarity
      Quote Originally Posted by -DWM- View Post
      Wear a radiator next time.
      Quote Originally Posted by VegasJetta View Post
      Don't feel bad, I can't math either.

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      06-12-2009 08:01 PM #173
      Got my high beams working. The relay died.
      Deal with it.
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      06-12-2009 08:01 PM #174
      I drove Glenn around a lot yesterday, and then drove him today. It's great to finally drive him around. It makes me happy
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      06-12-2009 08:01 PM #175
      wow how did i miss this any who. Im mark and am the proud care taker of Rob(gokrauts) ol mk1 2.0l 16v. currently its down due to a blown headgasket but it will be back soon.
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