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    Thread: The Official Scirocco Chit Chat Thread!

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      06-09-2009 08:14 PM #76
      Quote, originally posted by matt.e. »
      @ Anyone complaining about their local weather: I won't mention that it's 72 and sunny here on the Central Coast. Nope, wouldn't do that to you.

      you sob
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      06-09-2009 08:20 PM #77
      Cathy: I saw this and thought of you
      I'm sure I had a funny signature, I just can't remember what it was!

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      06-09-2009 08:40 PM #78
      HAHAHAHA!!! zomg... [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]
      i think it was just really hilarious 'cuz i'm half way buzzed right now i know i know, shock and surprise...
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      06-09-2009 09:17 PM #79
      What did I miss?

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      06-09-2009 11:58 PM #80
      Quote, originally posted by Konomi »
      Cathy: I saw this and thought of you

      Bwaahahahahaha!!!!!!
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      06-10-2009 07:45 AM #81
      Late to the party, but my name is Fraser, and I too am a sciroccoholic.
      I have not seen mine in a few weeks because its getting torn apart, not to worry, we have the technology, we will make it better.
      P.S. its freakin weird not seeing the cincy thread up top in my watched topics anymore
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      06-10-2009 09:57 AM #82
      Quote, originally posted by bigtavo »
      The only thing seat covers are good for is giving the next owner great seats.
      Love that - definitely sig-worthy.

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      06-10-2009 10:28 AM #83
      I definitely want a small house with a big building for cars and stuff. I have the boat, motorcycle and cars, plus I'm a drummer, so I'd love a rehearsal room/studio....but it would have to be somewhat climate-controlled. I have an oversize garage now and I'm able to cram the boat, Scirocco and daily into it (sideways) so I know I'm pretty lucky, but I waited a long time for it.
      Drove/bought my first Scirocco (a rusty '75) in 1983. My second was a pristine '78 with 32k on the clock, third was a new '85 white Wolfsburg, 4th was a pristine Cosmos '81 "S". Yeah, I'm lucky to have had a few nice ones.
      I'm thinking of painting the '80 in the next year or so.

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      06-10-2009 01:58 PM #84

      "Awesome! Due to the monkey content......I officially endorse this thread" -Nataku "Of COURSE you do." *mumbles to self about monkeys* -Konomi
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      06-10-2009 02:13 PM #85
      thought these were kinda cool, even a snow flake one... http://forums.vwvortex.com/zer...02312

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      06-10-2009 04:08 PM #86
      Quote, originally posted by bigtavo »
      Nothing wrong with being smartly cautious, but don't live with such fear that you don't do things you enjoy. I'll use my seat cover analogy...I will never put them on a car I own. The only thing seat covers are good for is giving the next owner great seats. Live life for the moment. That's why it's called "The Present".

      Exactly - very well put. I'm cautious, but not overly so. It's not good to live in fear because that's not living at all. [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]

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      06-10-2009 04:09 PM #87
      Quote, originally posted by matt.e. »

      This is awesome! [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]

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      06-10-2009 04:26 PM #88
      Quote, originally posted by matt.e. »

      Man do I have a joke that goes with this picture...but it would probably get this thread [IMG]http://**********************/default/zero2/lock5.gif[/IMG]!
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      06-10-2009 05:25 PM #89
      A monkey goes into a bar and says: bartender,I've been on the road a long time,headed to cinci....give a beer. ok,someone add on!

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      06-10-2009 05:33 PM #90
      Quote, originally posted by sciroccojim »
      I definitely want a small house with a big building for cars and stuff.

      I live in an 800 sq. ft. house. I've spent the last week or so getting my "stuff" moved into a 900 sq. ft. hangar. It's all about priorities. As of today I've pretty well gotten the tools / workbenches set up. Ideally I'd like to move a lot of "the barn" over to the hangar, a job I'm not really looking forward to, but would allow me to organize the haphazard pile of parts.
      Why have a big house? All I use it for is to sleep.

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      06-10-2009 06:28 PM #91
      I'll never be able to afford a house here. The prices have been jacked up by retirees from SoCal and parents who buy a house so their college kid has a place to stay until they graduate or drop out and then expect to sell it for a profit. Case in point: my in-laws place was purchased in the '70's for 30-something-grand, now it's worth $600,000+. It's insane. Rent is out of control as well, apartments are on par with San Francisco and I haven't found a decent house with a garage (and take pets) for less than $2000. Sure, there are some pretty cheap ones too, but pretty cheap means pretty crappy. Who wants to do more than minimal upkeep when the college kids are just gonna **** it up? Why do I stay? The air is clean, the weather is great and the Pacific is ten minutes away. Oh, and I'm 3~4 hours away from the Bay Area, Bonelli and Disneyland, all of which are fun drives in the Scirocco.
      "Awesome! Due to the monkey content......I officially endorse this thread" -Nataku "Of COURSE you do." *mumbles to self about monkeys* -Konomi
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      06-10-2009 06:35 PM #92
      My Borla muffler finally showed up today. It's being installed tomorrow. [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]
      Deal with it.
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      06-10-2009 06:42 PM #93
      Arbys = WIN
      I just got a Roast Chicken Club Sandwich (not one of those cheap ones - I think menu price is around $3.00) and a 22oz drink for $1.50 [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]

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      06-10-2009 06:47 PM #94
      Quote, originally posted by Nataku »
      Arbys = WIN
      I just got a Roast Chicken Club Sandwich (not one of those cheap ones - I think menu price is around $3.00) and a 22oz drink for $1.50 [IMG]http://**********************/smile/emthup.gif[/IMG]

      The coupons Arby's sends out every month=extra win with a cup of win on the side.
      Deal with it.
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      06-10-2009 07:01 PM #95
      another box of parts just arrived.

      one step closer to getting on the dyno.

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      06-10-2009 07:01 PM #96
      Okay. So this guy walks into a bar/pool hall with his monkey. The monkey starts jumping around on the pool tables when he picks up the cue ball and swallows it. The bartender freaks out and tells the guy to get out and take his monkey with him. Well about a month later the guy comes in again with his monkey. Before the bartender can say anything the monkey jumps up on the bar, grabs a peanut out of a bowl, shoves it up its butt, then eats it. The bartender freaks out again, yelling "That was disgusting, why'd he do that?" "Well, since the last time we were in here, he has taken to sizing everything first."
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      06-10-2009 07:03 PM #97
      Quote, originally posted by bigtavo »
      Okay. So this guy walks into a bar/pool hall with his monkey. The monkey starts jumping around on the pool tables when he picks up the cue ball and swallows it. The bartender freaks out and tells the guy to get out and take his monkey with him. Well about a month later the guy comes in again with his monkey. Before the bartender can say anything the monkey jumps up on the bar, grabs a peanut out of a bowl, shoves it up its butt, then eats it. The bartender freaks out again, yelling "That was disgusting, why'd he do that?" "Well, since the last time we were in here, he has taken to sizing everything first."


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      06-10-2009 07:07 PM #98
      Quote, originally posted by Chris16vRocco »
      The coupons Arby's sends out every month=extra win with a cup of win on the side.

      Those are awesome! Are the Arbys out in Maryland doing the Wednesday Freebie thing? Buy a 22oz softdrink ($1.50) and get something free? They rotate between a jamocha shake, potato cakes, Roastburger, med. roast beef sandwich, Roast chicken club and something else. Sweet deal if you ask me!

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      06-10-2009 07:09 PM #99
      Quote, originally posted by bigtavo »
      Okay. So this guy walks into a bar/pool hall with his monkey. The monkey starts jumping around on the pool tables when he picks up the cue ball and swallows it. The bartender freaks out and tells the guy to get out and take his monkey with him. Well about a month later the guy comes in again with his monkey. Before the bartender can say anything the monkey jumps up on the bar, grabs a peanut out of a bowl, shoves it up its butt, then eats it. The bartender freaks out again, yelling "That was disgusting, why'd he do that?" "Well, since the last time we were in here, he has taken to sizing everything first."

      Oh man this is great! Monkey jokes = WIN

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      06-10-2009 07:19 PM #100
      ^^^
      that was too funny!
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