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    08-16-2009 08:57 PM #1
    What are some good examples of otherwise terrible cars that have been fancied up by automakers to resemble something decent? Im thinking like turbo K-cars, for example

    or turbo minivans

    Or Caliber SRT4, Cadillac Cimarron, etc




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  2. 08-16-2009 08:58 PM #2
    In before R32.

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    08-16-2009 09:04 PM #3
    Several manufacturers turned to forced induction on their four bangers to appease the market's demand for more power- before they had viable V6 engines, and even vehicles that would accept the V6 engines (see Previa).

    There was no "shining a turd" with minivans in the 80s. The Mopars were good minivans. They were not marketed as sports cars or premium vehicles.

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  4. 08-16-2009 09:06 PM #4
    I personally think Turbo Caravans are pretty badass.'

    Saying its a turd is like..
    Saying a Grand National Buick Regal is a black persons car and needs 24zzzz yo.


  5. 08-16-2009 09:08 PM #5
    The Chrysler Crossfire SRT-6.

  6. 08-16-2009 09:09 PM #6
    Cobalt SS, MS3

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    08-16-2009 09:12 PM #7

    Ralliart version. All show no go

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    08-16-2009 09:15 PM #9
    Quote, originally posted by UNBANNED_GERBIL »

    Ralliart version. All show no go

    I think you mean the earlier OZ version.

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    R32

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    08-16-2009 09:15 PM #11
    Yugo GVX -- the performance model:


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    08-16-2009 09:19 PM #12
    Quote, originally posted by BRealistic »

    I think you mean the earlier OZ version.


    I think thats it alright. Also I just thought about this, 1999 GTI 2.0 over 3000lb and 115hp in a hot hatch

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    08-16-2009 09:22 PM #13
    Quote, originally posted by BRealistic »

    I think you mean the earlier OZ version.

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    08-16-2009 09:25 PM #15
    Quote, originally posted by Al Bundys Dart »


    No way. I had an 84 6000STE and loved it to death. 130+/- hp sucked, but what a ride it was. I miss it today

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  16. 08-16-2009 09:26 PM #16
    You want factory-polished turd? I give you the Kia sport


    Except for the stickers on the door, that's all factory I think it might have been only for the Canadian market. I've seen one.


    Modified by Newbie16ver at 2:48 AM 8-17-2009


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  18. 08-16-2009 09:27 PM #18
    Quote, originally posted by Streak115 »
    The Chrysler Crossfire SRT-6.

    This.

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    08-16-2009 09:28 PM #19
    Quote, originally posted by Newbie16ver »
    You want factory-polished turd? I give you the Kia sport


    [img]http://www4.slikomat.com/08/0412/cwk-Kia-Ri.jpg[/img

    Except for the stickers on the door, thats all factory

    This was Canadian market only I believe. I forgot about these. One kid down the road still has his since new. I still laugh whenever I see it

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  21. 08-16-2009 09:30 PM #21
    Quote, originally posted by UNBANNED_GERBIL »


    No way. I had an 84 6000STE and loved it to death. 130+/- hp sucked, but what a ride it was. I miss it today

    Sorry I drove enough A-cars back then. Of course I was working for Budget Rent A Car then

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    08-16-2009 09:53 PM #22
    Quote, originally posted by UNBANNED_GERBIL »

    Also I just thought about this, 1999 GTI 2.0 over 3000lb and 115hp in a hot hatch

    I think VW was still selling the two door Golf 8V 2.0 in 1999- which made the 8V 2.0 "GTI" a confusing offering. It's sad when your sport model can be outperformed (handling, acceleration- but not brakes) by a Cavalier rental sled.

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    08-16-2009 10:00 PM #23
    Quote, originally posted by Al Bundys Dart »
    Sorry I drove enough A-cars back then. Of course I was working for Budget Rent A Car then


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    08-16-2009 10:04 PM #24
    Quote, originally posted by DasStormTrooper »

    Inexpensive to buy and run makes for perfect fleet vehicles.
    They would use German models- but they are neither.

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    08-16-2009 10:06 PM #25
    Quote, originally posted by BRealistic »

    I think VW was still selling the two door Golf 8V 2.0 in 1999- which made the 8V 2.0 "GTI" a confusing offering. It's sad when your sport model can be outperformed (handling, acceleration- but not brakes) by a Cavalier rental sled.

    I thought the 1999-up GTIs were 1.8T or VR6 powered. If it had the 2.0 then it was simply a golf, and did not carry the GTI badge.

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    08-16-2009 10:07 PM #26
    the cobalt ss, for all it's fwd tire burning powahhh, is in fact a factory polished turd.

    with that being said - the Caliber SRT-4 by FAR takes the cake on biggest american built factory polished turd...


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  28. 08-16-2009 10:18 PM #28
    Quote, originally posted by Knock Sensor »

    I thought the 1999-up GTIs were 1.8T or VR6 powered. If it had the 2.0 then it was simply a golf, and did not carry the GTI badge.

    He is right, the 99 GTI did come with the 8v 2.0.


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    Chrysler TC by Maserati

    Citation X-11

    Pacer X, Gremlin X

    Mustang II King Cobra,

    Pinto Rallye and Cruising Wagon

    Don't forget the Shelby Lancer, GLHS, and CSX.



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  31. 08-16-2009 10:47 PM #31
    Quote, originally posted by Trifecta »

    Winner.
    I am still not too sure why anyone would pay the premium over a regular Caravan.

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    08-16-2009 10:47 PM #32
    Evo, R32, MS3, WRX and last but not least the Cobalt SS.

  33. 08-16-2009 10:48 PM #33
    Quote, originally posted by kingrukus »

    Winner.
    I am still not too sure why anyone would pay the premium over a regular Caravan.

    Same reason as why would anyone pay premium for Town and Country.

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    08-16-2009 10:50 PM #34
    Quote, originally posted by BRealistic »

    Inexpensive to buy and run makes for perfect fleet vehicles.
    They would use German models- but they are neither.

    Yes too bad nobody wants them


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    08-16-2009 10:54 PM #35
    Quote, originally posted by BRealistic »

    Inexpensive to buy and run makes for perfect fleet vehicles.
    They would use German models- but they are neither.

    well said.

    i like the crossfire. a merc with a better looking body? sure, its not a perf vehicle, but i love the way it looks. i vote the ralliart lancer. what a joke.


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