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      11-08-2010 11:40 PM #106
      FYI, they made a porn parody of The Human Centipede. It's not as weird as you'd think.
      "Do you know the terror of he who falls asleep?
      To the very toes he is terrified, because the ground gives way under him, and the dream begins."
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      11-09-2010 08:35 AM #107
      Quote Originally Posted by EK20 View Post
      It's not as weird as you'd think.

      That's disappointing.
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      11-09-2010 09:47 AM #108
      Couldn't get past 30 minutes. Terrible movie. Terrible acting. 1/10.

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      11-10-2010 12:37 AM #109
      Quote Originally Posted by Minker17 View Post
      That's disappointing.
      I said the same thing when I discovered it.
      "Do you know the terror of he who falls asleep?
      To the very toes he is terrified, because the ground gives way under him, and the dream begins."
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      11-10-2010 02:06 AM #110
      I thought this movie was very good. I found those chicks to be really hot for some reason, too bad for the guy that he ended up where he did. - well actually it was for the better I guess

      I wouldn't have thought this movie would go so far, but I was happy when it did

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      11-10-2010 08:15 AM #111
      Quote Originally Posted by TetsuoShima View Post
      Couldn't get past 30 minutes. Terrible movie. Terrible acting. 1/10.
      I know if I was a girl who didn't know how to change tires; rather than running through the woods in high heels, I'd be driving that rental car on a flat tire. Bishes.

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      11-12-2010 10:42 AM #112
      Finally watched it yesterday (thumbs up for Netflix finally arriving in Canada) and it was not bad, for what it is. I like how it plays on the fears of helplessness more than a lot of gore in your face, interested to see where the sequel goes.

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      11-18-2010 12:50 PM #113
      Quote Originally Posted by PSU View Post
      I know if I was a girl who didn't know how to change tires; rather than running through the woods in high heels, I'd be driving that rental car on a flat tire. Bishes.
      Seriously, X1000 - not since the first 30 minutes or so of The Descent have I wanted to brutally murder some stupid young girls out of general principle (i.e. that freaking way too long pajama party in the cabin scene) "Gee, we have a flat tire and we're too stupid to do it ourselves (read the user manual for crying out loud - you had your rental paperwork in it, it's got step by step directions!!!!!!!!) so we're just going to wonder off into the woods - yay girl power!"

      I just finished watching it on Netflix, wasn't anywhere close to what I was expecting. Not saying it was bad (except for the acting) per se, but it wasn't what I was expecting - I was expecting something alot more graphic than that (and yes, to me, that movie was nothing compared to some of the stuff I've seen). I do think if they ever need a guy to play Christopher Walken in a movie, Dieter Laser is their guy!

    9. 11-18-2010 04:00 PM #114
      well said previous poster. i'm still finishing it on netflix as well. i saw this in another thread & thought it looked eerily familiar:


    10. 12-24-2010 08:08 PM #115
      I rented and watched this finally last night. And I'm now like...

      It was better than I expected but man...what a situation to be in.

      And when the guy had to go number 2......

      And to be stuck as the "middle" at the end of the movie....

      After that I may be willing to see Teeth.

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      12-24-2010 08:40 PM #116
      Nothing says Christmas like "Human Centipede"!
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      12-24-2010 11:30 PM #117
      I can't help but agree.
      "Do you know the terror of he who falls asleep?
      To the very toes he is terrified, because the ground gives way under him, and the dream begins."
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche

    13. 12-25-2010 01:19 PM #118
      Quote Originally Posted by DJMRDARK View Post
      I rented and watched this finally last night. And I'm now like...

      It was better than I expected but man...what a situation to be in.

      And when the guy had to go number 2......

      And to be stuck as the "middle" at the end of the movie....

      After that I may be willing to see Teeth.
      My exact thoughts. Teeth was alright, to boring in the start though.

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      12-25-2010 04:05 PM #119
      Quote Originally Posted by EmperorGonzo View Post
      My exact thoughts. Teeth was alright, to boring in the start though.
      Teeth was better because it was a more light hearted/humorous film - meant more from a dark humor perspective. Although there were times in Human Centipede that I was laughing too

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      12-25-2010 04:09 PM #120
      Quote Originally Posted by Mars Noble View Post
      well said previous poster. i'm still finishing it on netflix as well. i saw this in another thread & thought it looked eerily familiar:

      http://jalopnik.com/5622844/pruck-pr...ur-silly-names

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      12-29-2010 10:11 PM #122
      Quote Originally Posted by ambit View Post
      The only question it which end do you start eating it from?
      "Do you know the terror of he who falls asleep?
      To the very toes he is terrified, because the ground gives way under him, and the dream begins."
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche

    18. 01-06-2011 04:45 PM #123
      How have I missed this thread...

      Hands down the most jacked up movie of 2010, but I loved it!
      And yes there is something wrong with me.

      I watched it by myself and then my fiance came home and I told her I just watched it, and she was interested. Needless to say she had some nightmares.

      This movie is just what society needs, something different that makes you think. And also freaks you out a little.
      There has to be people out there that would actually want to do this, sadly.

      The acting wasn't great, and it wasn't bad it was in the middle, the doctor was a total nut job. They did a great job casting him for the roll.

      I watched this via Netflix instant play and gave it a 4/5 stars, and would give it a 8.5/10 just for the shock factor.

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      01-15-2011 05:08 PM #124
      Saw this last night. It was retarded, but about what I expected. It was a bit less graphic than I thought it would be, which is a relief.
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      01-17-2011 08:40 AM #125
      I've heard that this is one of Canismush.'s favorite movies.

      She watches it every night when she eats dinner.

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      01-17-2011 09:25 AM #126
      Quote Originally Posted by PSU View Post
      I've heard that this is one of Canismush.'s favorite movies.

      She watches it every night when she eats dinner.
      Not while I eat dinner, but yes. Lol. Pretty epic movie!

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      01-17-2011 09:34 AM #127
      Quote Originally Posted by Canismush. View Post
      Not while I eat dinner
      LIES.

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      01-17-2011 07:45 PM #128
      Quote Originally Posted by PSU View Post
      She watches it every night when she eats dinner.
      Is there any other time to watch it?
      "Do you know the terror of he who falls asleep?
      To the very toes he is terrified, because the ground gives way under him, and the dream begins."
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      01-18-2011 01:21 PM #129
      YOU.

      ARE THE MIDDLE PIECE!

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      01-18-2011 01:24 PM #130
      at least the middle piece got to eat. actually in reality she probably would have puked when he deuced in her mouth and then choked on her own vomit.

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      01-20-2011 01:30 AM #131
      Quote Originally Posted by EK20 View Post
      Is there any other time to watch it?


      I prefer to watch whilst eating popcorn with the misses.

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      01-20-2011 04:12 PM #132
      It's also good to get your significant other in the mood.
      "Do you know the terror of he who falls asleep?
      To the very toes he is terrified, because the ground gives way under him, and the dream begins."
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      06-09-2011 03:48 PM #133
      If you all thought THAT was ****ed up.......


      Part 2 was blocked from the BBFC. It is supposed to be released soon... Here is some of the graphic info


      The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film and who imagines putting the ‘centipede’ idea into practice. Unlike the first film, the sequel presents graphic images of sexual violence, forced defecation, and mutilation, and the viewer is invited to witness events from the perspective of the protagonist. Whereas in the first film the ‘centipede’ idea is presented as a revolting medical experiment, with the focus on whether the victims will be able to escape, this sequel presents the ‘centipede’ idea as the object of the protagonist’s depraved sexual fantasy.

      The principal focus of The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is the sexual arousal of the central character at both the idea and the spectacle of the total degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture, and murder of his naked victims. Examples of this include a scene early in the film in which he masturbates whilst he watches a DVD of the original Human Centipede film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis, and a sequence later in the film in which he becomes aroused at the sight of the members of the ‘centipede’ being forced to defecate into one another’s mouths, culminating in sight of the man wrapping barbed wire around his penis and raping the woman at the rear of the ‘centipede’. There is little attempt to portray any of the victims in the film as anything other than objects to be brutalised, degraded and mutilated for the amusement and arousal of the central character, as well as for the pleasure of the audience. There is a strong focus throughout on the link between sexual arousal and sexual violence and a clear association between pain, perversity and sexual pleasure.

      read more here: http://www.bbfc.co.uk/newsreleases/2...full-sequence/



      I CANT WAIT! haha

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      06-09-2011 04:22 PM #134
      How do people watch/create something like that (Referring to Part 2 more then 1)

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      06-09-2011 10:05 PM #135
      The acting was pretty bad but the movie was not as disgusting as most people made it out to be.

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      06-09-2011 11:21 PM #136
      Quote Originally Posted by mk_ultra View Post
      The acting was pretty bad but the movie was not as disgusting as most people made it out to be.
      Highly doubt anyone can beat "Salo" in that respect.

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      06-09-2011 11:37 PM #137
      Quote Originally Posted by J-Tim View Post
      Highly doubt anyone can beat "Salo" in that respect.
      A Serbian Film


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      06-09-2011 11:55 PM #138
      Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post
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      Which one of those is the name of the movie ?

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      06-09-2011 11:59 PM #139
      Quote Originally Posted by J-Tim View Post
      Which one of those is the name of the movie ?
      haha the first
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      06-10-2011 08:39 AM #140
      Quote Originally Posted by mavric_ac View Post
      A Serbian Film


      NEVER AGAIN

      I heard about "A Serbian Film" on The Film Vault podcast. I think watching that would scar me for life.

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