I believe that here in TCL, you are either a Jean Shepherd fan, or you are about to become one. For several years, this great American humorist (and probably America's favorite Hoosier ) had a monthly column in Car and Driver magazine, and like with anything else he lent his presence to, he brightened C/D with his wit and good humor (and occasionally, his sarcasm, too ). Jean's sarcasm shines through in this piece on out-of-state drivers, and our universal contempt for them (admit it). Some things never change. I threw-in the front and back covers of the issue for fun, and to comply with Rule #1. Enjoy!