We all have our ways of making us feel better. I turn left on red arrows and drink sodas I haven't paid for as I'm grocery shopping. What do you guys do? Keep it somewhat civil or else you'll anger the moddy bears.
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We all have our ways of making us feel better. I turn left on red arrows and drink sodas I haven't paid for as I'm grocery shopping. What do you guys do? Keep it somewhat civil or else you'll anger the moddy bears.
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#2
left on red arrows all the time, i think its the dumbest rule out there.i like to leave my car on while i pump gas.
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#3
I will admit that I also leave the car running if it's cold, I've also been known to smoke a cigarette while pumping. I don't want to hear this debate again, I've worked in enough gas stations to know how the pumps work and I also know there's no real danger unless the trucks are filling the tanks.
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#4
I fornicate in parksnaw, just kidding
I go three over the limit, and I play solitaire instead of doing my work? idk, I'm lame
#5
Quote, originally posted by ThisSpaceForRent » I fornicate in parks. We all do......
#6
I have changed my AT&T phone under the warranty more than 10 times. Then called and complained to BBB. They contacted AT&T, AT&T sent me a brand new phone and 200$ credit.Tada.
#7
Work has a points system that employees can award other employees, and these points can be redeemed for a multitude of things. Sometimes, I like to redeem these points for a free movie and theater snack, which works out well because it's a set dollar amount and since I'm a cheap date, I get the cheap items and wind up leaving that evening with more money than I started (usually to the tune of $2).There have been a few times I've walked short distances without safety glasses on in the factory at work. I'm going no more than 50 ft and am away from all the flying aluminum and heavy machinery, so I don't entirely see the point in the "on again, off again" game we have to play if I know I won't be affected.
This last one I am not sure it counts since I am legally able to do so. Either way, I'll sometimes openly carry a holstered, and loaded, sidearm. No biggie, except for all the people who don't understand the law and give you strange looks, begin to act nervous, or make a huge fuss about it (I haven't ran into the latter yet).
Yeah I know, I'm quite the rebel.
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#8
Hook up with their wife/ladyfriend... Then drop a deuce in their closet.
#9
I download anything and everything I can.
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To the very toes he is terrified, because the ground gives way under him, and the dream begins."
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#10
Quote, originally posted by EK20 » I download anything and everything I can.
x2 same here.
#11
xeleventy.The difference between stealing and pirating? Stealing removes the original, pirating simply makes a copy and leaves the original intact.
#13
x2 on downloading.i sneak non marking chalk into the gym
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#14
Yeah I download a few songs, although not many. Also I used to do movies, but I can't because it's too much bandwidth.Let's see, when I was in the Marines towards the end I didn't care any more, if there wasn't work to do people just kept their heads down, like did homework, or "went away" or alphabetized an already alphabetized draw. I'd just stand in the middle of the room with my arms crossed.
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I guess things I find stupid, I don't do, I feel insulted to be asked to do them, and if I am "forced" to them, I'll find a clever way of going around it. For example, way way back when I worked at Arby's we had a contest to sell the most sides of cheddar. I'm not going to harass people into buying something they don't want. So if they ordered a beef&cheddar, I'd just get the regular roast beef, add cheddar and sauce, and change the bun. If they asked, I'd just tell them it's cheaper. lol. I actually got quite a few "sides of cheddar" that way and people got pissed.
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#15
I also enjoy a free soda while I am shopping on occasion (especially at Whole Foods).
I have been guilty of speeding on a few different instances.
I have stolen beer quite often while camping.
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Quote, originally posted by patrikman » I have stolen beer quite often while camping. Any pictures of your spoils? Empty bottles are good e'nuff.
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Quote, originally posted by hazw8st » Any pictures of your spoils? Empty bottles are good e'nuff.
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if it makes you feel any better I always recycle. walking around Lambeau Field is always good for finding free beer also. someitmes I go down there on my bicycle to tailgate. as people get in line ot enter the stadium they will leave full unopened beers sitting there because they have no were to put them.
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#18
i speed quite ofteni fight any and every traffic ticket through written declaration ( have a 90% success rate too)
i download lots and lots of movies
does having a modded xbox and 30+ non original games count?
and i once signed off my own fix-it ticket
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#20
I have been known to make backup copies of netflix movies.
I'll be in my bunk.
#21
Quote, originally posted by muffintop » I have been known to make backup copies of netflix movies. No way, I don't believe you mt.... you are a speeder, not a copier.
#22
I rode my unregistered motorcycle to the track today.
And I like to resurrect old-ass threads.
#23
My state started an anti-agressive driving campaign where you can report on anyone by dialing #77 on your phone and giving them the plate number of the offender. I report every cop car and bus driver i can![]()
#24
Living in CA, we have recently been stripped of the right to open carry firearms. Well leave it to me to say "eff you" to the law, so now I carry my pistol concealed without a permit. If almost every other state in the country agrees that it's okay, why should I have to submit to the will of the sissies just because I enjoy going to the beach every now and then? I seriously hate California's gun laws and I can't wait to move back to America. I also made a trip to Arizona recently and brought back a few less than legal firearms and accessories. Don't worry, I'm not a maniac who's daddy didn't hug them enough, I just like having my guns and the capability to fire more than ten rounds at a time.
#26
i would imagine sticking it to the man can only be done IDB
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I used to stick it to the man ALL the time...but eventually getting federally indicted ended all of that.![]()