Ronnie is so emo, lol. He has a breakdown next week? After cursing her out all night? He is nuts.
As Vinny Guadagnino and Pauly D wait downstairs, the fight begins to escalate. From this point on in the recap, mentally insert an expletive every third word or so. Ronnie invites Sammi to vacate the premises. Sammi calls him a douchebag. Ronnie announces he's going to be using the smush room tonight and calls Sammi a spoiled little bitch. "You're nothing without Ronnie," Ronnie says. Ronnie is talking about Ronnie in the third person. This is not a good sign. Ronnie starts taking Sammi's stuff out of the closet and throwing it out the door to the deck. Sammi goes into air traffic controller mode, arms flying all over the place. The expletive-to-English ratio ratchets up a notch. The Situation tells Vinny and Pauly D that they all need to defuse the situation a little bit. (Defuse The Situation: That's a euphemism if I ever heard one.)
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MTV UK is coming out with a british version called Geordie Shore. hahaha
Also, I really can't stand Jimmy Fallon, but he has a couple spoofs called "Jersey Floor" that is pretty funny: